It's Going To Be 2009 Soon

Wow.............. It's just two more days and it will be another new year! But that also means back to school. I wonder what will happen next year. New inventions? Flying cars? I will never know until 2009 comes. And I will be 9 years old next year! But there's there's one thing I know for sure. I will never be able to celebrate the countdown party! You know how I celebrate it? By SLEEPING!!!!! I don't know about you, so please tell me in '' My Comments'' whether YOU have the patience to wait until 12 midnight just to celebrate the 2009 countdown party.

What I Got From Santa This Christmas

Ho ho ho, yesterday was a jolly wonderful Christmas. I woke up at 10 am to find my christmas present behind the sofa. I wonder, why doesn't Santa appear even if we don't fall asleep for a long time????? Why can't he just stop by for a quick photo??? One day, I will go to Finland and meet him in person. And oh, guess what Santa Claus gave me for Christmas? A Power Rangers Operation Overdrive Megazord. Last yesr he gave me a Mystic Force Titan Megazord. Hmmmm......... I wonder what next year's present from Santa will be?!

BOLT

Yesterday WM brought me to AMK Hub's Cathay cinemas. We were watching Bolt. Wonder how amazing those scriptwriters of Walt Disney are???? Then, WM ordered popcorn and those stuff like that. We sat in the last row. Seemed that there were not much people watching Bolt. After the boring commercials, the show began to start.

The story is about a dog named Bolt. He and his owner, Penny, act in a show called Bolt. It's on TV every Thursday, 8 pm. Bolt thinks that he really has superpowers like the super bark. This dog doesn't know that it's all camera effects. While shooting the show, Penny cries for help. Bolt accidentally runs out of the studio. Thinking that Penny is really trapped, Bolt runs to a man that looks like Dr Green Eye. ( His one of the actors in Bolt and has a black cat. ) When Bolt realises he's got the wrong person, he runs away. The fake super dog then gets trapped in a box full of Styrofoam. He runs out of the box and into a dark alley. Meanwhile, the pigeons of NEMO find themselves with a cat, Mittens. The black alley cat now wants all the food of a pigeon everyday. When the pigeon tells her about the deal they made, she said that the deal has expired. Suddenly, Bolt sees Mittens. He thinks that Mittens is Dr Green Eye's cat. Bolt lungs towards Mittens and demands her to tell about the whereabouts of Penny. Mittens doesn't know where but pretends to know when Bolt threatens to throw Mittens down the bridge. The black cat Mittens digs a Waffle Place map from the dump. And that's when she sees Bolt's collar. The address writes Hollywood Studio. Mittens tells Bolt where can he find Penny. Bolt drags Mittens with him when she refuses to go with him. Mittens tells the fake super dog about their deal, but Bolt just smiles and says that their deal has expired. Bolt and Mittens travel around to find Hollywood Studio. They decide to have a rest and have food from the people. Mittens teaches Bolt how to beg. They get food from everybody. Bolt finally reaches an old lady's house and begs for food. The old lady tells them to wait. While waiting, a hamster named Rhino sees Bolt and runs out of the screaming, '' Gosh, it's Bolt the super dog! '' So Rhino wants to join the adventure and Bolt agrees. The three animals travel around and have adventures. Finally, they reach Hollywood studio. But a fire starts and Bolt wants to rescue Penny. He manages to by barking to the firemen. Penny is rescued and is also...... back with Bolt.

Eating Curry Puff

Today WM bought for me a curry puff from TIP TOP. I love TIP TOP's curry puffs. When I was young I only ate curry puff's crust, but now I eat the potato too. When I ate the curry puff, I asked WM whether there was any scallop inside because I thought that there was scallop inside. He said no. And you know what was the '' scallop '' I tasted? CHICKEN!!!! How silly of me. I like the curry puff's egg. It's quite special. ( I don't know what's special, but it feels special) But still, I think the crust is the best part of curry puff.

Christmas- Make It Snow!

Have you ever thought that it is impossible for winter to come in Singapore? If that's what you thought, you're wrong. It is possible to make Singapore have winter- but it's kind of fake.

1. Use a snow machine. ( Forget this part. It's too expensive. )
2. Throw flakes of cotton bud from a high rooftop. ( Forget this part. You're wasting money to throw cotton bud away.0
3. Throw pieces tiny white balls from above your house. ( Forget it. Might hit somebody.)

Lastly, read my post over again. Make it snow in Singapore!!! ( Forget it. Wasting time. )

Who's In The Power Ranger Costume

Okay, if you're an adult don't read this post as it's too kiddy. This is a message to all the school kids out there. Well, I also don't care whether your favourite TV show is Pokemon, or whatever. I just want to ask WHETHER you, school kid, have watched the performance of Power Rangers at Juncti8n. You have? Great! Then have you saw who's in the costume? 1% of you says YES! If you think that the actors of Power Rangers are in the costume.......... You're WRONG! If you were waiting on the floor before the Power Ranger's performance, I suppose you saw a uncle that's quite fat walking into the room next to the stage. Well, he's the black ranger! Wow, you would have laughed if you were at Juncti8n watching the black ranger doing a cartwheel! He couldn't do it! HA HA............. Wait! I have a feeling the person reading my post is over 30! Hey, this post is for school kids! Don't you find this post boring???

Fake Wine

If anyone reading this post thought there's NO such thing as fake wine, you're wrong. CW has bought a bottle of DOREMY wine. The bottle is like a bottle of wine, the colour is the same colour of wine too. But, ah, the taste is different. It is actually fizzy raspberry juice. This DOREMY wine is available at Fairprice. There are other flavours of DOREMY wine too. The price is $3.00.
Now, DOREMY wine is on offer. It is now only $2.95. Slurp, I love DOREMY wine. Burp!!!!!

The Nicest Prawn Noodles I Ever Tasted

Wow........... I still can remember the nice taste of the prawn noodles. Oh hi there!!!!!
Today, WM bought the famous River South prawn noodles. Too bad WM didn't buy the prawn noodles with clams. ( I LOVE clams!!!!!!!! ) When I took the first mouthful of prawn noodles, it was super nice. I also ate all the prawn's head . I'm not exaggerating, but the prawn noodles WM bought from the River South prawn noodle store was the NICEST prawn noodles I've ever tasted. I finished the soup too. Wow, it was wonderful. ( Just a little spicy. ) I wish I could eat River South prawn noodles again. Bye!

The Visit to Hay Dairies Goat Farm

Yesterday, CW took me to Hay Dairies Goat Farm. It was located at Lim Chu Kang, but I forgot which road. When we reached the goat farm, I ran to feed the goats. It was my 2nd visit. But the goat was so disgusting!!!! It sucked my hand and even spat saliva on my jeans!!! There was a very old billy goat gruff at the end of the barn. It didn't eat the hay I had given him. Maybe it was too full............. Later on, CW bought a packet of goat's milk for HW. She asked me to try the chocolate goat's milk. Wow, it was bland. I don't know why, but I prefer cow's milk than goat's milk.

The James Lee Masterclass

Today I woke up really really early to go for the James Lee masterclass. WM went with me to the MRT Station and then we took the MRT to City Hall. Then, we went to the National Library. The session was conducted in Possibility Room located on the 5Th Floor. When I arrived, there were two people there. They were attending the James Lee Masterclass too. I got James Lee, or should I say, Jim Aitchinson to autograph my Mr Midnight books. I sat in the front row of the chairs and waited. Here are some things he said about writing a book:

1.You have to decide what you want to write.
2.Before you write your story, always choose your genre.
3.NEVER use slang in your story.
4.No matter what is the genre in your story, you must have a conflict.

Hey!!! Don't expect me to tell you all the secrets!
You should have gone to the class yourself. Oh, let's move on. There were refreshments. Yucks! I wondered which company catered the food. It was tasteless! The drinks tasted like poison too! Really! At last, I recieved a James Lee 10Th Anniversary notebook. Cool!

Christmas Is Near- And More

Ho ho ho............... Christmas is near soon. I wish Santa Claus would stop by on Christmas night to have tea with us. But that would NEVER be possible. Maybe if we leave Santa a lot of things to eat by the doorstep, he would be so full he couldn't walk. Then I'll wake up and I'll know how it looks like.

Also, I spent almost one hour just to remove the roots of beansprouts! I was soon tired. CW said she would do it with me, but in the end she just slepttttttttttttt...........
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Hey, Christmas is here, so sing some of own Christmas carols.

DECK THE MALLS
( Sung to the tune of '' Deck The Halls '' )

Deck the malls with stuff from China,
Fa la la la la, la la la la..........
Hats and Bratz and Dad's reclina,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we non- US apparel,
Fa la la, deficit, blah blah blah!
Shrug..... '' Oh well, '' and watch Will Ferrell,
Fa la la la la la and la- di- da!!!!!!!!

It's Always 1089!

If you've heard of this trick, don't continue reading. But if you've never heard of the 1089 trick, continue reading.................

Yesterday I found out by accident a magic tricks book. There was one trick which I thought was a amazing trick. Whoever first thought of this trick must be a GENIUS! The trick is:

1. Think of a three-digit number. The digits all MUST be different.
2. Then, reverse your three-digit number and subtract the smaller three-digit number from the bigger three- digit number.
3. Once you've got the answer, reverse the answer and add the two numbers together. It will be ALWAYS 1089. Spooky, right?

Santa Claus MUST Come To Town!

Today during lunch, CW said something so frightening that I wished it would NEVER EVER come true.............. Do YOU know what she said? She said that maybe due to the financial crisis, Santa Claus WON'T give me a present this year! This must never ever happen!!!! Or maybe, says CW, Santa Claus will just send me a cheap toy from the NIGHT MARKET!!!!!! I don't want that either! Do you think that due to financial crisis, Santa Claus will not give me a Christmas present? Horrifying thoughts came to me like I would wake up on Boxing Day and find out I had NO Christmas present from Santa! Hey, maybe YOU know Santa's E-Mail address! Send it to me in my comments and I'll E-Mail Santa and tell him to still give me a toy! ( NOT those cheap toys from the night market! But won't it take a long time for the E-Mail to reach Finland?

Where's The Certificate?

Today WM came home after going to shop at Fairprice Extra. WM had also collected my LOO Campaign. I had won 3rd Prize. The prize was a hamper of $50 worth of STABILO stationery. I was wondering, maybe I could exchange my prize for money........ ( Just kiddin' )

CW said that I could DONATE my prize as I already have a lot of stationery. But wouldn't that be wasting my effort thinking of a good story and then donating my prize? Anyway, there was NO certificate! I guess the teacher in charge will give it to me when school RE-OPENS! ( I don't hope so!!!! ) I'll also compare which brand of pencils is better, Faber Castell or Stabilo!!!!

The Fish With Lots Of Roe- And More

Today when I woke up, HW and CW were out in the market. I waited and waited, then they came back............ WOW!!!!!! CW found out that inside the fish she bought was roe. Not just one piece of roe, but many pieces of roe. Too bad, CW said, '' We'll have prawns tonight and fish tomorrow for fish can last longer but prawns cannot, ''.

So CW intends to make prawn noodles tonight if it's successful. I like prawn noodles too, and I hope if it's a sucess, CW will put clams in the prawn noodles. CW also says that the prawn noodle soup I drink in school, is only nothing but soya sauce and pepper. So if you are like me and like your canteen's prawn noodle soup, do ask the canteen vendor what is in his prawn noodle soup!!!!

The Televisions Of The Past

Yesterday, I watched Channel 8's Anniversary Gala show. There were pictures of televisions of the past. Wow, I found out that it was going to be troublesome if you wanted to change the channel if you were in the past, watching TV. It's because people did not invent the remote control yet!!!!! So you had to go to the television and turn the knob next to the screen to change the channel. And also, the TV of the past had only 1 or 2 channels. But of course, things improve and soon there were lots and lots of channels. Then, people changed the TV design. If you wanted to watch TV, you don't turn a knob to change the channel. You press the buttons. Thank god that we have remote controls now so that watching TV won't be so troublesome. It's the same thing for cooking. No more charcoal, just gas. Things really do get better each day..........

Trip To Clark- The Story

Arrgh............ It was my last day staying at Hyatt Hotel. The taxi drove off to Clark, Philippines. It was very early when we arrived at Clark. I checked in at Holiday Inn and was soon was watching TV. A night , I went for the buffet at Holiday Inn. Wow, I ate clams, mussels, prawns, cakes, and ice-cream! I was very full. The next day, WM decided that Holiday Inn was too old and expensive. So we drove to Hotel Vida. Hotel Vida was just opened this July. It was as new as it could be. We also went to SM City and played at the Amusement Park. Then we had lunch at the food court. For dinner, I had McDonald's. I woke up early the next morning. CW took me to Hotel Vida's restaurant. I had an English breakfast. Whoa, I was so full. I had eaten bacon, eggs, bread, and hash brown. In the end, I had to ask WM to help me finish it. We then went back to SM City and bought some shoes. In the night, WM found out the man selling shoes had given him shoes with wrong size! So we rushed back to SM city and changed the shoes. The taxi driver then drove us to the airport. In the plane, I was super sleepy that I could not walk!!!!!! The plane arrived at Singapore. I had a good night's sleep and then I'm here writing my story.................

Trip To Manila- The Story

As the taxi stopped at the airport, I stepped down. I wondered........ How would life be in the Philippines? It was still unknown what would be in store for me. I checked my watch for the time. It was going to be 12:00 p.m. I gave the security my passport and headed for the baggage check department. Soon, I was in the plane, seating with CW. I was so sleepy that I slept as soon as I boarded the plane....................

Four hours later, WM woke me up. I was still sleepy. WM said that I was the one that slept the longest. When we disembarked the plane, it was still dark. I boarded the taxi and soon I fell asleep again..................

Ahhh........ the traffic in Manila is CRAZY!!!!! It was already dawn. The colourful sky gave me strength to stand up. Then, we reached Hyatt Hotel And Casino. The room was nice...............

We put our stuff in the lockers and walked by foot to a shopping mall. We went to the ROBINSONS department store and bought a stroller. I discovered a video game and very soon I was playing it.................... " HEY! '' WM shouted. It was time to leave !!! Then, we headed to PIZZA HUT. I ate 7 slices of pizzas. Also, we went to ROBINSONS SUPERMARKET and bought chips and crackers. We also attended the cocktail hour at Hyatt Hotel. There were many delicious food like ........... OYSTERS! I found a pearl too.

The next morning, I woke up and ate a huge breakfast. After that, I went to Malls of Asia. Inside the mall, WM let me choose T-Shirts to buy. I chose T-Shirts with words like I"M SO COOL!! '' Then , we had lunch at KFC. I had spaghetti.

In the shops, there seemed to be Christmas Decorations everywhere!!! I also checked my mail and actually I can attend the JAMES LEE masterclass.

Back in the hotel, I changed into my swimming trunks and went swimming. When I came back, I ate a Krispy Kreme donut. In my opinion, it was way TOO sweet. After eating, it was time to sleep.

I woke up at 9:00 a.m. I felt very sad because it's my LAST day staying in Hyatt Hotel. Do you know WHY??? It's because I'll be going to Clark, Philippines tomorrow. We then went to another shopping mall and ate at the food court. I had noodles. WM bought satay rice for HW. I had some of the satay. Wow.... I think it was better than Singapore's satay. We went to Toy ' R ' Us and I played the Wii Sport video Game. WM also bought a wafer with........... SWISS chocolate. Yummy! I went back to the hotel and watched the sunset. It was beautiful. Had a nice dinner.

NEXT STOP: Clark, Philippines!

Going To Philippines TONIGHT!!!!

Hooray! Today I'll be taking a 1:00 a.m. flight to Philippines. But I'll have to sleep in the plane. WM told me to have some sleep, so I went to bed at 4:34 p.m. This day is also my NASA Bronze swimming test. Oh, I was so scared. But I managed to pass. Psst........ actually, I accidentally drank the pool's water! ( BLECHHH!!! ) It tasted like......... URINE!!!!


When I finished my test, WM, my brother and I went to KFC for lunch. After that, I went for my Art class. As it was every body's last lesson, the art teacher gave us a packet of CHEESE BALLS! The art teacher also took us to our art exhibition. I had successfully completed Elementary Children's Art Course.


And... oh yeah, I got 3rd in the LOO CAMPAIGN competition. This writing contest is open to all Primary 2 and 3 students in Singapore. But the bad news is, I can't go and take the prize because on that day, I would be already in PHILIPPINES. Thank goodness my form teacher assured me that I would get the prize and certificate. If anybody wants to read my essay, go to the Singapore Zoo. It will be officially launched on 19 November there.......................................

Back To The Swimming Pool!!!

Since it was a Saturday, RG came to my house to swim with HW and me. But we had to eat lunch first. After lunch, RG grabbed my English As It's Broken 2 and started to read it. Then, the sleepy RG dozed off for 10 minutes. I woke her up and started to start changing. When in the swimming pool, HW kept insisting to go to the deep end. But I told him not to. Also, RG didn't want to swim any more. She said the water was cold!!!! How funny. It was soooo warm! I kept using the water gun to shoot HW. It was very fun splashing him too. When we were ngoing back home, I wanted to use my water gun to water the plants. But thank god I did not...........

Back home, when RG came out of the toilet, I used my '' uncle " mask to scare her. She was so shocked! Heh heh.............................................

Prize Presentation- And More

Today was my school's 30th Annual Awards Ceremony. I got a $25 gift certificate for being 3rd in class and also for my CCA Achievment. After giving out the prizes, there was also a concert. When everything finished, I urged WM to go to POPULAR to buy some books. Here is a list of what I've bought:

3 Mr Midight books ( LATEST )
1 Mr Mystery book ( LATEST )
English As It's Broken 2
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I also had lunch at Sakae Sushi. ( Yum )
Also, WM bought a McDonald's ice-cream for me. ( Too bad it wasn't a sundae. )
Finally, when I came home, I landed on my bed and fell asleep for 4 hours!!!( Latest time ever )

The End Of School - Tomorrow!

Yesss........ tomorrow is the END of school! I love it! So that means Friday is the day I've been waiting for.......... It's Prize Presentation Day. And the best thing of all is that I'm going to Philippines next Tuesday. Do you know WHY I'm so excited in going to Philippines? It's because the Pizza Hut there has cheaper pizzas. So WM has allowed me to buy pizza in the Philippine's Pizza Hut. Ohhhhh....... I can't wait for Tuesday to come. But then, there's a piece of BAD news. I'm taking BUDGET AIRLINES!!!!!!!!!

I'm Going To Primary.......... 3A!

Today during school, our form teacher gave us our report books. Wow, I was so scared when I got my report book. Which class would I go to????!! 3G? I asked my friend to help me check. Then, I closed my eyes. '' Please let me go to 3A, God '' I prayed. That was when my friend told me that I was going to..... 3A! I was extremely happy. When WM came to fetch me, I said that I went to 3B. But WM didn't believe me! So I told him the truth. When I got home, WM opened a bottle of austrialian wine to celebrate. Even I drank some. The wine was actually bought during............ 2004! I hate wine, though.

Chicken Saves The Day

Today when I came back from school, CW was still sleeping. She had only cooked the rice. When CW woke up, it was already close to 7:00 p.m. So CW went as fast as lighting to cook the veggie. I thought that I was gonna wait real long before I got to eat. But then, CW took out a large chicken. WM actually bought the chicken when going to the supermarket today. The chicken saves the day. Or else, I have to wait freakin' long for dinner. During dinner time, CW asked SW who cooked the chicken. She said it was...... WM! How funny!!!! If WM could really cook a chicken, I chop my ( chicken ) head off! Hey, actually the Fairprice chicken is not bad. The skin was really crispy. But the meat was a little dry. How I wish everday this would happen...........

My Aunt's Wedding

Today is my aunt's wedding. I am so tired. I had to wake up at 6:32 a.m. My brother is the page boy. When we reached my aunt's house, I sat down with HW and ate my McDonald's breakfast. Mmmm..... It was nice. The bride was also pretty too. That's when the funny part came. When the groom came, everybody locked the entrances. When the groom requested to come in, everybody said, '' Sing ' You're My Sunshine ' and dance. After the groom and his friends finished singing and dancing, the next part came. We locked the door and one of my aunts gave the groom and his friends breakfast. They asked them to drink lime or lemon juice out of a super enormous straw. It was a little bit difficult. Then, they were invited or forced to eat....... marshmallows with condensed milk. A friend of the groom ate a whole lot of it. Secondly, the groom and his friends ate some bitter gourd. As you know, bitter gourd is super bitter. But again, the friend who ate the whole lot of marshmallows with condensed milk agreed to eat the bitter gourd. I bet he must be hungry. When they finished the bitter stuff, one of my aunts said, '' That's the spirit! '' . Finally, it was time to eat the spicy stuff! Sure enough, the friend who ate the bitter gourd ate 4 sticks of the spicy stuff.

When the groom and his buddies entered the house, it was time for the Q and A session. I also asked a question too. The question was ,'' WHAT IS MY AUNT"S SPECIAL Bubble Tea FLAVOUR?". The answer was Red Tea, No milk, extra ice and more pearls! ''

At last, it was time to go home. As soon as I got home, I fell to the bed. I was really sleepy! Oh, time to sleep again.......................

Come Play In The Swimming Pool And More

Today RG came to my house and asked me to swim with her. I said yes. My brother accompanied me too. Wow.. I was no longer scared of water. I was a dare-devil. We played splashing and also swam. Finally, it was time to go home. When I got home, I let RG read my latest book series, THE VIOLENCE IN TOWN. When RG read it, she kept laughing. CW also made a pizza. MMMMMM...... it was so delicious that I ate 2 slices!!!!!!!!! I also think that SW is following in my footsteps. She ate 2 slices too! Oh..... I almost forgot! Today for breakfast I ate '' Chocolate and Spice'' muffins and a donut. I'm really full.

Real Japanese Rice Carried From Philipines And More

Philippines, a place where real Japanese rice can be found. WM carried a sack of real ( Not From US) Japanese rice back to Singapore. But it tasted the same like US grown rice. But CW says it's far more delicious. I don't know. Maybe it's my tasting problem.

Last year, I was first in class and best in English. Because my marks were so poor, CW said that I would never get a book prize and go to the Prize Presentation. Well, now I'll make CW eat her words. I got 3rd in class. Even though it's not as good as my previous year's results, I'm still very happy.

And finally, It'll be the November/ December holidays soon! Hooray....... I'll be P3 next year!!!!!

My Sister's Walking Probelm

Hmmm........ What a mystery. My sister could walk very well, but today she couldn't walk!

It all happened when I went out with CW to Orchard Road for lunch and to buy things at OG. ( Today is my school's marking day. I don't need to go to school! )

When we were at OG, my sister was still running around happily. After that, CW and I went to a Korean restaurant for lunch. That was when SW complained that her knee hurt.

We finished our lunch. Wow, I was so full. So I went to a TIMES bookstore and sat down to read while CW took SW to buy things. After ...... 1 hour, I think, CW came to the TIMES bookstore and told me the news of SW. She said that she ( SW ) didn't want to walk.

I was puzzled too. SW could kick her legs, climb on CW's body..... but she didn't want to walk!

Dear Reader, if you think you know why, tell me at '' My Comments ''

PS: Today I read my November copy of '' READERS DIGEST '' and found out some people in South Africa eat PAPER! Yuck.................................

The Search For My Windmill

Last Sunday, I went to the South Beach Center to search for the windmill I made at school. After a few minutes, I still could not find my windmill. Whoah, it was like in the Amazing Race searching for my next clue. So I gave up and walked out of the South Beach Center. In the car, I realised something. Never waste your precious time, not even a second. I wasted my time trying to find a windmill..............

The Results For The Exams- LOUSY!

AAAARRRGHHHHH........ I had only 97 marks for my Math Paper. And what's more, my rival got 100 marks! There was also a very drama scene in class when my teacher announced th results. When it came to those that had 10- 20 marks papers, my friend still hadn't got his paper. And guess what, he burst into tears. That's when my teacher said, '' Never mind, we all learn from our mistakes...... ''. She gave my friend his paper. And when he saw his marks, it was a 100 marks! He burst into tears of joy......... But, I better not tell you my English paper's points... Ask CW instead. Bye!

The Final Paper- TOMMOROW!!!!~ And More

Arrgh........ Tommorow is my MT Exam!!!!!! How many marks shall I have????? But there's one good thing~ I DO NOT NEED TO REVISE ANY MORE!!!! I can't get less than 100 marks. I need to get at least one book prize! Today is ALSO MY MUSIC EXAM!!!!! We sang a stupid song called, '' The Rabbit and The Fat Panda! ''



EXTRA~ Unbelievable Tales By George Ring ~ EXTRA ----------------------------------------



Hey, guess what? Today WM went to buy some things and parked in a loading / unloading bay. Then he asked me to take care of the car. So I did. That's when a parking attendent aunty came walking by. She said : '' Where's your father? '' . So I said, '' He desperately needed some things that couldn't be bought in Sheng Siong*!''

The parking attendant believed me and left. WM came back and drove off the car. I told him about the parking attendent but added one more '' drama '' part. Do you think WM believed me???

* A very convienient , near my home, supermaRKET.

The Final Paper- 2 More Days To Go

Wow........ I'm really tired. I just revised with CW mother tongue just now. Pray God that I will have 100 marks. I also ate the remaining piece of CW's birthday cake yesterday. How nice....... I then discovered that I forgot to do my homework. So I rushed and now, the homework is finished. Oh, there's one more thing. I woke up late today as it was a public holiday. It was Deepavali! The festival of lights!!!!

Lizard Scare And The World's Best CC Restaurant

Hi........ Wow. Time flies so fast. Now there's only one remaining paper- MT Paper 2.

On Thursday, SW saw a lizard on the wall near the bathroom. Then, CW said : Missy, time to bath! '' SW walked a few steps. She froze. She ran wildly, screaming. The fearsome baby scared of a LIZARD? She is still scared of lizards. I hope she sees one.

Also, yesterday, I went to BUDDY HOAGIES, a CC restaurant. It was PPYY that gave the treat. It was also to celebrate CW's birthday. Actually, today is CW's birthday. But I guess that's because PPYY wanted to '' fast foward '' time. But I don't think BUDDY HOAGIES is a normal CC restaurant. I think it is the WORLD'S BEST CC RESTAURANT! I hope to go there again. There was also a surprise birthday cake for CW.

PS : Today is also the start of OKTO's Power Rangers
Operation Overdrive. Happy watchings, kids.

Nice And Fresh Cookies

Today CW mixed butter and sugar together and asked me tohelp her beat it until it was creamy. Ooow... how my hand ached. Then I realised CW was going to make cookies. I love them. So I continued beating the butter and sugar. Then, I gave up. So WM took over. Wow, his strength was wonderful. In no time, the butter and sugar became creamy. CW threw two eggs ( cracked ) inside the pot containing butter and sugar. CW also poured some..... flour, I think, to the pot. Then she mixed it. This thing happened and that thing happened...... let's skip that part.

Finnaly, I asked whether I could eat a cookie. CW said, '' You only helped for a while. You shall only have 3 pieces. But I think she's joking.

Vegetarian Food That Is Non-Vegetarian

Sounds unbelievable, right? But if you had eaten at ''NATURE VEGETARIAN '', you might think the other way. NATURE VEGETARIAN is a popular vegetarian restuarant selling............ fish, duck, chicken and more. Actually they are all mock foods. Imagine me sitting at the table of NATURE VEGETARIAN, eating mock Fish And Chips and saying, '' The Fish And Chips is delicious......'' when CW says, '' It's fake. '' How would you feel? If you still don't believe it, try it yourself. You won't believe that it is fake!

PS: Mr Ray Eew spent one hour trying to figure out how to
free a hole-puncher! STUPID!

Two Fish, One Okay, One Sick

Today for dinner I had two fishes. I ate the eyes, meat, cheek of the FIRST fish. It tasted good...... But then, WM tasted the second fish and said, " This fish is sick. You can't eat it. '' Wasn't that a pity. The fish was almost $40. But still, I had one fish to enjoy. Also, WM cooked a fabulous steamed egg. MMM....... How delicious it was!!!!! A reminder for you, reader, too. Next time you eat fish, watch out for bones. Last time, I ate a fish and almost swallowed a bone!

Help!!!! I'm being swallowed by a fffffiiiiii.....

Survey: Soggy Or Crispy

I expect SOME of you reading my post love to eat crispy noodle. I like to eat it too. But there's just one catch> before you can finish your tasty crispy noodle, your noodle turns soggy. All because of the sauce. Maybe in the future ''Amazing Race Asia 100'' or something like that, Allan Wu will say,'' Teams must now eat a bowl of crispy noodle. But you musn't let the noodle turn soggy before you've finished it ". Espiacially if you take-away it. It's no longer nice. But still, I think that it's a wonderful challenge. Remember, never eat more than you can lift. ( I'm not a copycat, Miss Piggy. )

Exams, exams,exams

Hello! Ugh, It's just the end of P2's oral. There will still be listening comprehension , paper 1&2 and more. I wish there wasn't any exams. Maybe the school can just anyhow choose a pupil to go to class 3A or do a lucky draw. ( That won't happen, I'm sure. ) But, thanks to our latest computer technology, we can revise our work online. But there's some good things about exam time. I've a friend whom went for mother tounge oral during recess. The examinor asked,'' Are you hungry?'' My friend said yes. So the examinor gave him one packet of OREO! ( Relax, it's made in Indonesia. )

Also, I've found this website called www.freerice.com.sg Free rice? I don't believe it. Maybe I believe it 45%. But everytime you answer one question, you donate 10 packs of rice.

Happy Children's Day Eve

Hooray! Tomorrow is Children's Day. I expect anyone of you who is below 12 years reading this celebrated Children's Day at school......... and what's more, tomorrow is a school holiday!!!! At school, I received many gifts from my teachers and played games too. ( There were no lessons!!! ) But there were some bad events. The hall was so crowded it took me almost 5 minutes to find my class. Worse of all, we had to say our National Anthem, our Pledge and School Song. ( Usually, we say the pledge only. )

PS: For dinner, I ate one of the ( famous pizza ) made from CW! MMMMMM..........
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E-Z Link Card Found- A Card With A EZ Link Plus More

Today in the SCHOOL library, I found my classmates EZ link card. I searched for the owner of the EZ link card, but I could not find him. At class, I gave it to him. Wow!!!! He was soooo happy. I could not take the card as I would get caught, but in fact, I really wanted to keep it.
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Also, CW cooked crab-meat egg for dinner. It was not as nice as the one she cooked .....errr..... I forgot. Never mind, do you know why the egg was not as nice as the one she cooked last time? It's because CW used crab claw meat for the egg last time, but today she used normal crab meat.==============================================================

GROSS! This weeks '' GROSS '' station topic: Dung
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Mr Buckland, founder of fossilized faeces, actually touched and smelt the dung
when he was doing a expiriment!!!!!!!

CW says SW shit looks like..... belch...... M&M!!!

When some animals eat dung, it's good for their........... HEALTH

A Two Yolk Egg- A Twin Bird PLUS More

As I was having dinner, I noticed something queer about my quail eggs. CW said it was the biggest egg in the egg tray. The thing about the quail egg that it had two yolks! Quack.... Also, for my maths graph test, I got full marks but my teacher changed it to 99 marks! Ialso bought a book which was titled, ENGLISH AS IT IS BROKEN (Book 2)! I read it in a quiet spot. Today we also had a quiz........ Do you know I have a bad habit? My habit is to forget to bring my water bottle to school? But today I remembered, so I won't need the WATER cooler to quench my thirst. I need to quit my bad habit. Do you know today is the Road Dahl day. So in my school library, there'll be lots of Road Dahl books fit for a queen!!!!! There will be books like, '' The Witches, The Twits, Rhyme Stew, Fantastic Mr Fox, The BFG, BOY and so on. One of his books even has a quote! Aloha..............

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Two Weeks Before I Got The Cheque

Frustrating! I waited two week before I got my $300 cheque. ( For the Earth Competition. ) Still, I wonder why I had to wait so long. It would be wonderful to give it to me right after the competion and have the trophy! ( The cheque is still VERY important! ) But finally, I have my cheque. The faster it was banked in, the faster I could spend! Tommorow is the day..........
Anyway, I want to save $220. And I can spend it on...... hmmm......... books?



PS: I hope next year I can get the cheque again!

Wonderful Days

How wonderful......... Oh sorry, I was so engrossed in the exciting days that I forgot you were here. Two days ago, it was the finals of the Earth Stories 2008 - Storytelling Competition. I prayed that I would be 1st or 2nd...... As the judges finished judging..... Guess what? I got 1st place. I was sooooooo happy! There were 6 finalists in my category. I felt that everyone is a winner to be in the grand finals. The prize was a trophy and a $300 cheque! I must thank Ms K for her support and Mr S for his coaching and confidence in me.

We went to Buddie Hoaggies for dinner as celebrations. It was supposed to be a treat from me, but in the end, I refused to pay as I want to keep the money. I don't think the food was really fantastic, but I still enjoy going there.

The next day, it was Teachers' Day celebration at school. There was a concert and a skit about celebrating Teachers' Day. I find the skit very funny. CW also brought me to Subway. After lunch, she even bought me one Mr Midnight book. The book is so scary.

Now let's talk about today. I had a Donut Empire donut for breakfast and for lunch...... CW baked a scrumptious pizza and let me drink "wine"! ( Actually, the wine is a bottle of fizzy grape juice! )

So if you read this post, you will know that I'm still using the computer!

Flashback To What Happened Last Week

Hello, I'm back at last................. and I'm going to tell you the things I did last week.

Monday- I did some splits anddid LOTS of work at school. I got back my spelling marks to find out that.......... you know what I'll say.

Tuesday- Ate a fruit at school with a nice recess. I held a boy up after he fell. What a kind deed.

Wednesday- Stayed back at home for 2 hours as I didn't have my CCA! Stayed in the hall and watched cartoons. ( No enrichment lessons. )

Thursday- Started learning volume. What a tough lesson! Went to the library and found out that it was closed.

Friday- Strange...... I forgot what happened on Friday. Sorry!

Saturday- Stayed at home and started drawing. Secretly watched NICK and Mr Bean.

Sunday- Tough martial arts lesson. Went for art class. Ate at a coffee shop. Borrowed books from NLB. What nice books!

Monday- I learnt about words that were nouns but could turn into adgetives. Drank lime juice.

Today- Ate a McDonald's breakfast. Found out that Thursday was the Earth Competition's final. Oh no! Did tons of homework..........

That's almost all that happened I can't remember anymore!

The Olympics

Today I read the newspapers and found out that Micheal Phelps, a world- record holder, actually ate 12,000 calories everyday. Any other adult would only eat 2,000 calories. So why does Micheal Phelps eat so much? Even if he eats THAT much, he would still be able to burn the calories..... with his swimming. Also, at today's ping pong ball event, Li Jiawei would be taking in it. It may be the only chance for Singapore to get it's 2nd medal. The first medal Singapore got was 48 years ago in a weightlifting event. I hope that we will have a medal this year!

The Split And Disney

Today it's a holiday for me as it's the P6's oral exam. Well, I took this chance to go and eat at AMK hub. After that, I came home and CW asked me to do a split. It was pain at first, but hey, I could do it after a while! Also, I've been thinking of Disney movies. Here are some I thought of:

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The Astrocats
Finding NEMO
Dumbo
Alice in Wonderland
Lion King
Lion King 2: Simba's pride
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
The Incredibles
Cinderella
Cinderella 3: A Twist Of Time
WALL- E
Ratatouille
Beauty and The Beast
Aladdin
Aladdin 2 : Javar's Revenge
Cars
Monster Story
Little Mermaid
Herbie
101 Dalmatians
102 Dalmatians

The Good Things That Happened This Week

Wow, reader, there a lot of good things that happen today!
1. Studying for only two days.
2. Got top 4 in Earth Contest.
3. Had 100 marks for my test.
4. Got 100 marks for spelling.
5. Eating a wonderful lunch.
6. Finished homework in 5 minutes.

Would that be enough?

7.Our class now have got 84 cards for a competition.
8. I'm participating in another competion.

Did anything more things good happen to you?

9. Found a $2 note. ( but did not pick it up, why? )

Sport's Day Today

Today I had a sports day at school and everyone MUST report to school by 7:10 and that's in the morning. Although my class praticed hard, we got 4th place witha limited edition school sports day badge. I also participated in a parent- child race and got in 2nd position. But the prize was only a memo pad. Before the sport's day, we also had a NDP celebration. When it was time to go back home, I was very sad but also excited. I went to KFC to eat lunch. Wow, it was nice.

Gross Station: The Book Of Really Gruesome Facts

Here are more yucky facts :

1. Dogs will happily eat their own vomit.
2.Camels have three eyelids. They need it for protection against sand and sun.
3.One day's worth of farts is enough to blow up a baboon.
4.Cows produce 300 times more saliva then humans!
5.A US family was covered with urine, faeces, and toilet paper when a passing coach emptied its toilet contents onto the sunroof.

PS : Today at school I had a sport's day............. rehearsal

Gross Station : The Book Of Gruesome Facts

Two days ago, I got this book called '' 1001 gruesome FACTS '' . It was quite gross. Here are some facts you might not wanna read.

1. Abraham Lincoln's mother died after drinking milk from a cow that had eaten white snakeroot, a poisonous herb. Milk sickness killed many people in the 19th century.

2. Chinese Empreor Qin Shi Huang took mercury pills to give him eternel life. Unfortunately, the pills gave him mercury poisoning and killed him instead.

3. King George II died of a heart atthack while he was in the toilet! ( gross )

Earth Competition Tommorow

Earth competition? What does that mean? You may ask that.

But actually it's a storytelling contest. I've to memorise it too! It will be held in a community club, and I'm nervous. The story must be not more than *3 minutes. I've a story . It's called '' Mr Baggy '' Do you wanna hear it? Send a comment with your answer on it. It's quite cute. Our Mother Earth is dying. Help her by not polluting the enviorment.

CW's Big Dream

CW has a big dream. What is it? To open a shop in my school's canteen! Why? The answer she gives is, '' Because I think that the food in your canteen sucks! '' She says she'll sell japenese food and add a free cup of ribena. Do you think this will come true? Maybe she's joking, maybe she's not. Who know's? She say's if one of the shop's in my canteen shut's down, she'll take over. Ohhhhh........... I hope that a single shop does not close down! What do you think, reader? Maybe you can send comments to me!!!! That is, CW's biggest, I think, dream.

HW's Sports Day

Today it was HW's sports day! So I went to Marymount Convent, the place where the carnival was, to support him. Oh boy, he sure ran fast! There was also a Parent and Child contest. CW and H participated in it. After the Sport's Carnival, we went to eat lunch. And HW got to choose what to eat! Oh boy, what a nice day!

The Prize I Had For Winning A Contest

When I had a SGEM* contest in school, the teacher said the prize was candlelight dinner for two. I was very happy, not until today came and it was prize ceremony for the contest. Guess what they gave? I won, but the prize was............. two packets of Magee mee and a candle (While stocks last! ) . I am super mad!

Being The First In Choral Reading Contest

One week ago, my school had a coral reading competition. We had a story called the LITTLE RED HEN. And guess what? We won! The prizes will be given out on Thursday. I wonder what the prize is. Can you help me guess? I just cannot wait! And what's more, we were first! But I still do not know who is second and third.

I Never Dare To Drink Bubble Tea Again

Recently, CW bought a bag of pearls ( Those used in bubble tea. ). At first I thought it was only 30 pearls. But I got a shock when I drank the bubble tea! There were so many pearls. I even had to ask CW to help me finish it. It has given me a nightmare. I won't dare to drink bubble tea ANYMORE! I'm not too sure about it, though.

The Madness Of Food Increasing

Rice, paper and more! Don't be surprised if you step inside a restaurant and hear people saying, '' Lobster, waiter. Fish, waiter. Rice, waiter. Hey, wait! Rice! I do not want it anymore! '' Now in the canteen of my school, everything has increased! All the trouble started with farmers! Here's a not so gross way to eat rice so expensive but save money! First, buy the rice. Then, for lunch, eat only 4 grains of rice and so for dinner too. Repeat it every day, so you can eat and save!

Why Do Cats Chase Mice

Today at school I finnaly knew why cats chase mice. Here is the story that gives us the reason.

A long, long time ago, the Celestial Empreor called all the mouse, cow, dog, dragon, cat and the rest of the zodiac signs to come. He told all the 12 animals that he wanted them to come to his house before 1:00 as he was going to hold a fantastic prize ceremony. The animals knew they were very well behaved and nodded their heads. But the cat was always sleeping! Not wanting to be late, he told his best friend, Mouse, to wake him up. The next morning, the mouse forgot to awake the cat. He ran to the Celestial Empreor's house and was the first! When the ceremony ended, the cat finnaly woken up. He was very angry as the mouse did not wake him up. And from that time on, cats always chase mice.

A Very Mysterious But Happy Incident

Today during school, a man named Mr Singh told me that I had won some vouchers by the NDP! The vouchers included 15% discount for POPULAR items and more. Gee, I can use up all the vouchers! How did I win it? Anyway, I'm very happy that I have the vouchers. Talking about NDP, the tickets have lesser stock, so there's less chance of winning the tickets, unless you buy them! Happy 43rd birthday, Singapore!

The Stinky Smell I Always Hated

It seems that my whole family loves this thing but I hate it. It is a durian. How could any one love it? For me, it's soooooo.......... yucks. Today WM bought 3 durians back home. The smell was soooooo...........yucks. But at least CW stopped to buy things and bought bubble tea for me ( yummy ), so that I can at least forget about the stench.

Laugh Station: The Laughter Of The Toilet

One week ago, I went to POPULAR to read some books and I found some LOL jokes, so I thought I should write it out.

Piglet: Tigger, why are you sticking your head in the toilet?
Tigger: I'm looking for Pooh! ( Poo, get it? )

Teacher: If you have 2 goldfish, and Harold gave you 4 more, how many goldfish would you have now?
Boy: 11.
Teacher: You are sick!
Boy: YOU'RE sick! I already 5 goldfish back home.

Trip To The New Fairprice

Today after school, I went to the newly renovated Fairprice Finest at Thompson Plaza. Wow, it was nice. They sold things you do not expect to find at Fairprice. But for the magazines, I'm not quite sure. After we explored the Fairprice Finest, we went to eat dinner at KFC. We also bought some Donut Empire donuts. I just ate one. The new releases are nice.

Book Fair At School

At the bookstore - $10.55 for G. Stilton Books
At the school's book fair - $8.00 for G. Stilton Books
At the Library - Free!

See, If we minus the library, the book fair is best! Look, with Popular Card, it's $8.00 for G.Stilton books. But at the book fair, the oringinal price is already $7.99. But still, CW says, '' The library is always best! ''. What's more, the man selling the books gave a boy discount! Some ducks have all the luck! Oh, some humans.

Pandang Leaves Turns To Rice

SHREK! CW told me that pandang leaves, when mixed with water and grinded with a blender, will turn into...... a liquid like shrek's blood. She then added the pandang juice into the rice for dinner. But of course, there were also CBC with 11 herbs and spices. There's fish, too. Next time when you see pandang rice, you shall say that it is nice, but just look at the LIQUID......... nice!!!!

The First Time I Ate Long John Silvers

Yesterday, I went to Juncti8n and ate at Long John Silvers. It was nice! I've never eaten in Long John Silvers before. The fries were so nice. So was the fish. Even the peg legs were nice! Next time, maybe they will change their name to Short John Gold! Too bad they do not have a children's meal, or else I would eat at Long John Silvers EVERYDAY! Next time I shall compare the food at Short John Gold with Pizza Butt, oops!

Eating "Vehicles" Made Of Rice

Hah....... do you really think I ate a vehicle? It's actually rice with shapes of vehicles! And this

is also CW's first time making it! She added some chicken wing's too! And it's CBC's chicken wings! But if I had to make a choice, the wings are better! Ohh.... the rice has really turned to real life vehicles!!!!!!!

Trip To Malaysia

Restaurants, shops, hotels and more. From shocking KL to wonderful JB, it's always a nice scenery with no doubt. The first hotel I went to was named as, something that sounds like" Raiders Hotel " or whatever. Anyway, don't stay there, I'm warning you. Because its... terrible. There are lots of fast food restaurants in Malaysia. There is also a Discovery Centre there that shows you real life DINOSAURS! See them, but do not touch them. There are also nice mountains that lead up to France, or should I say, a french themed hotel. Up there, you can stay in a hotel named " Colmar Tropical ". You can also do wax hands up there. I went to a Japanese Tea House. I also went down the mountains and then, drove to the magnificent Holiday Inn. Boy, it was nice. Now, let's say GOODBYE.

The Madness Of Rice And More

Oil, papers, rice, gas, milk, beef, and even canned food! Everything is increasing, so better spend LESS at the GSS. Heres how to save your money!

Step 1. Rice is increasing, right? So puke out yesterday's rice and milk to save! Keep repeating it and keep eating it, or else, STOP COMPLIANING!

Step 2. Your teacher's asking YOU to write an essay some times, right? But you wanna save paper. What do you do. Keep writing on the same paper until it is so messy that nobody can read it!

PS: The best solution is, do not do anything!

Spoof Station: Board Games

The latest stock of board games!!!!

Monoroly: Only for $65. Includes mice and a few tokens. Instructions inside. A Parkear Sisters Game.

Tatoo: Only, again, $65. Includes yards with questions and once again, a Barker Sisters Game.

Downletters: Oh, just to say it's again $65 once again. Try to form letters that really stacks down! And, needless to say, it's a Marker Sisters Game again.

Pranks For The Holidays

Of course everyone needs some fun, so read this!

Trick 1. Grab your parents toothpaste and take a pin. Poke at least 10 holes to the tube. Burst out laughing when your parents have a extra load of toothpaste squirting down their mouth.

Rating: If it fails, don't blame me. I'm telling you now that it'll get you GROUNDED!

Trick 2. Apply chocolate cream on your mum/dad's hairbrush. Tell your parents that their hair look messy. Make sure that the bathroom's light is dark enough that your parents won't see the cream! You'll see them with chocolate on their hair.

Rating: LOL.

Wound That Scratched

Getting down the chair, and '' Scratch! ''. I fell down weeks ago and had a wound that it is still not healed now. Today, I got down my chair and scratched the wound. It let out endless supplies of '' ketchup '' . But although it's only slightly pain, I still have to put a plaster. I hate blood trickling down my knee. But thank goodness it will dry up soon.

Spoof Station: Movies

Written by George Ring
Edited by Louis Faerie
New Movies out now!

Spiderman's Tree: Spiderman needs a new home. He builds a tree. But Handman wants to pull it off! With the Venom's help, they pull it off.

Gardfield The Male Of Two Mittens: Jon hates his dog. It always wears his mitten and eats his leftovers. So one day Jon and his girlfriend, Fizz, bring Gardfield and Oldie to a clinic as they are going for a HOWLIDAY. Gardfield hates it. He escapes and goes to the queen's castle holding a mitten. But the queen's dog also has a mitten too! When Jon finds out, he goes there to take Gardfield back, but just to spend the whole day searching for his mitten.

Back From The Holidays

Buckle up your seat belts.... Hey there, I'm back from the tropical island in China. There's lots of things happening there. Coconut trees are very famous there. But still there are some tiring happenings there too. The HOTELS! Every two nights or less, I will shift from one hotel to another, all thanks goes to Mr xxxxx! From Mandarin to Sheraton, to HNA...........Some very fun places are like the Hainan Wildlife Park. You can see some strange animals like the tions and the ligers. A mix of the tiger and the lion. But the park is quite scary. The animals are free roaming and if YOU get down your vehicle, you are throwing away the gift that God gave you, your life! The bears there can run 20 MPM. You can get down your vehicle when it is the starting of the elk and elephant photo-taking. The elk does not look like anything. It has a head like a horse, a tail of a donkey, ears of a girrafe and a body of a deer. Other than that, I also went to many malls, like the Pearl Mall. There is also a seafood mall there too. Almost everyday I'll go to the arcade. I also went to the beach. I threw diarrhea ( wet sand ) and shit( sand ) at WM, and collected seashells. For 6 days I stayed there, and at last I'm here. PS: During WM's birthday, the bellboy gave us a cake.

Preparing For The Holidays

Well, it's the start of the holidays and to relax too, right? So that's the same for me too. But it's not me that needs to prepare. It's my mum. She needs to pack everything today AS we're going tomorrow. I hope she'll bring some fresh, homemade cookies along, I love them! But guess what airline I'm taking? The world's best................. T Airlines. Er, maybe not the best. Well, cover your eyes. It's time for the best paper. Spoof Station Special Edition: Newspapers. Episode 4. Written By George Ring.

The Treats Times: This newpaper talks all about goodies, kids. So don't think every paper is boring.

Find Your Body: I'm sure you know mosts of the newspapers you read are for humans, right? But this is specially printed by the Bloody Banks. It is for skeletons. This paper tells you the location of your body. At last you can be alive again!

The Old Paper: Turning almost 21 years old, how can this papers still tell the news? It must tell the olds! Like about the World War 2, Sir Stamford Raffles, but not something that's happening today!

Aircon For Almost 4 Hours

Wow, now you know why it's called aircon. It really cons. I'm so cold now. So, if you want to relax, you've to pay, that's what they say. Try to only on it for 10 minutes. Well, that's all, but if you want to read Spoof Station Episode 3, you are welcome to.

Spoof Time!

Jurrasic Ark: A poor scientist discovers Noah's Ark! He finds an embryo in the ark. He finds out that it belongs to a dinosaur! He builds a theme park where dinosaurs don't go out of control.

The Oz World Jurrasic Park: a young man goes back to the dinosaur theme park to find an chicken egg. He is chased by the mother 0f the chicken, when it trips onto the dinosaurs tails! Oz has to run away fast.

Fartkenstien: A man named Victor Fartkenstien makes a female monster who loves and she is so small nobody is scared of her. So she makes them afraid by killing.

Spoof Station: Books

For sale now!
Rhesus Digest: A knowledgeable book all about Rhesus Monkeys.
Mewsweek: A mag about everything happening to cats today!
Fairy Hotter: A girlish book by JK Rowling all about fairies.
Hen's Health: For those male hens pecking, come grab this book of how to stay healthy!
The Baa Kimchi Code: A painting that has began to start mystery that there is a lamb eating kimchi by the Mona Lisa.

Laugh Station: Television Stars

The Adventures Of Catman: Bruce was born with his parents gone. He was raised by his butler. He becomes Catman, fighting no crime but eating fish. He has to scratch away enemies like The Poker, Mr Squeeze and Icefighter. By Marbel Heroes.

Fantastic Thor: The god which is so famous. He has to fight Trim, the machine that refuses to trim his nails. By Marbel Heroes.

Spongebob Sparepants: This underwater sponge is always going to donate spare pants. His friend Patrick Tar is always destroying roads and hardly sleeps. They have a friend named Mandy Reeks. By Tickleoden.

The Trip To The Zoo

Monkeys, birds, whales, bears, and more animals. The Singapore Zoological Gardens has hundreds of animals. Turtles may live in water, but they are born on land. The different skulls of monkeys can be so exciting. The sea lion that I saw is so clever! It can kiss you, shake hands with you and even say hello. Primates are mostly considered to be the most intelligent animals. Stingrays may look cute, but avoid touching it or you might end up hurt like Steve Erwin. Ostriches, though they have wings, cannot fly. But one kick of its two- footed foot and it can rip open a lion's butt! Chameleons can camouflage but if not in danger, it won't. To find out more, go to the zoo yourself!

Horrible Lizard Encounter

I was horrified! A lizard was crawling on the ceiling. CW took a paper of '' The Straits Times '' and hurled it to the lizard. Maybe the lizard did not like '' The Straits Times " very much. It ran and dropped from the ceiling. CW screamed so loudly that I think next door's neighbours could hear it. It crawled so fast that no one saw it go.


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The lizard was not found. CW thought that the lizard would crawl out of its hiding place one day. She will always panick when she sees the door.

The chicken YOU see in front of your eyes is not from KFC, Texas Fried Chicken, MacDonalds, Popeyes, or any fast food outlet. It's from CW's new house cafe, CBC. BC is not that BC you imagine. It means '' Baked Chicken". How could a baked chicken's skin taste so cripsy? The answer is flour. This recipe is so secret like Colonel Sander's recipe that it cannot be told. Some things are better not to be known.

Gross Station: The Amazing Fact About Fertilizer

Fertilizer is used to make plants grow, but do you know what fertilizer is? The answer: Cow Dung. Sounds gross right, but cow's shit really has lots of nutrients in it. But not for humans. If you want to have nutrients, eat food, not dung!

Laugh Station: Your Teeth

Teacher: What type of tooth comes out the latest?
Boy: Give us a clue.
Teacher: It starts with an A.
Boy: I know! It's a tooth of a denture.

Beware Of The Hot Sun!

Hey, it's so hot these days, right? Be careful if the sun makes your head full of pressure! If that happens, you'll have high chances of having a headache! Some people can bear it, but some cannot. If you're those that cannot, better stay in cool places, like a place with an air- con! So better watch out.

Let's Celebrate Labour Day!

Labour Day is sooo good. No school, no working constructions to disturb you, no teachers to make you copy words. That kind of day is sooo good. How I wish it's forever. If YOU want to celebrate labour day, just stop working. Don't do anything.... for it's time to relax. Not even washing plates..........

Magic Station: The Line Of Illusion

Hey, buddy. Come and read a simple illusion trick if you're bored. Come! Well, first, you draw two lines that are the same length. Like this:

_____________________________
_____________________________
Then, draw two arrows at each side of each line. But one line's arrow must be in diffrent direction! Follow this if you don"t understand:

<_____________________________>
>_____________________________<
Hey! Why does it seem on this line it's longer on that arrow, but that line is longer on that arrow? Draw in your papers and you'll see why!

More Spaghetti Tonight

Spaghetti was mentioned weeks and weeks ago, right? Now today it's back. More strands of SPAGHETTI are back. Mixed with sauce and meat. Almost enough to feed 10 people. Also with pieces of bacon. Wanna try? As everybody knows, no one can resist the famous spaghetti............ until you drool.

Now Then I Found Out

Well, there's this army toy in my house for lots of years but I just thought it was usless.... until now. Pieces of the other toys can fit into the army toy. For years and years, I did not know that, it could work! So now than I realise it is not useless anymore. The myserious army toy.........

When WM Came Back

Well, today WM came back from Indonesia. He brought tons of things back. Hundreds of WINE and BEER! And so many bags of coffee powder. But unfortunately, HW opened a bag of coffee powder and spilt alot on the floor! WM now exercises ( strange ), using his long skipping rope! And also, he brought back cashew nuts ( crunchy! ) back for HW. We had dinner in xxx Food Lagoon . Ahhhhhh.............

Laugh Station: Who Does Not Pay Attention In Class?

Father: Who does not pay attention in class, Billy? Tell me truthfully.
Billy: Let me think......
Father: You're not truthful.
Billy: No I'm not! The answer is the teacher!
Father: Why do you say so?
Billy: Well, in class, she does not even do a single worksheet! And does not sit together with us to learn words!
Father: Urghh.....

Laugh Station: Let's Celebrate Earth Day!

What do the three R's mean? Let me tell you! Restling, Resting and Riting! The best ways to recycle is to keep collecting papers and don't use them! For plastic bags, please waste all the plastic bags in the supermarket and don't use your own shopping bag! If you think that all this is wrong, tell me in the '' My Comments ", and...... I'll tell you more about bad ways to recycle.

Magic Station: The Healthy Life

Hi... today for our new magic trick, we'll know where are the fruits and where is the vegetable. Listen... get a piece of paper, TEAR it into three parts, and don't cut the paper, bub. Give two friends the first and third piece of paper and give them each a pencil and ask them to each write one name of a fruit. Give the last friend the middle piece and ask him to write a name of a vegetable. Once they are done, turn the pieces of paper and shuffle it. You'll say that you know which piece is vegetable and which is fruit. See which piece has two jagged sides. Once you find it, just don't pause but tell them it's a vegetable. let them see. Be amazed!

Tricky Math Probelm

It was today night when I found a tricky sum in my worksheet. Some adults, maybe, would get it wrong too. It says, '' Mr Lee had 21 mangoes to share with two friends. How many mangoes did each of Mr Lee's friends have? ''. If you know the answer, right to me in " My Comments " ........... and win a $200 voucher. Read it carefully. You may be careless, you there, facing the monitor.....

Homemade Sushi

There's something very surprising today when CW made sushi. Usually, HW would take hours to eat a bowl of rice, but today he ate faster than me! There are broccoli, black sesame seeds and bonito. Another person who hates rice is SW, who ate as fast as HW today. So CW plans to make sushi every single day. Until we beg her not to make it anymore!

My Version of Maybank

Last Sunday, I did a version of Maybank that was like a real one. Of all the other banks, I can't imagine why I drew Maybank. My teacher said that there was lots of money inside! This Maybank has 100 levels, all rooms with 15 customers, near the Singapore River.

Realm Of The Warrior

Last month, my father's generous boss gave me a SD Gumdam Toy. I finished building it. This figure has a gun for a weapon. The warrior is super strong.

Gross Station: Slugs And Slime

You see a slug. You step on it. You get stuck to the slime! But how do you get free? This is the gross solution. Take off your shoe. Use your hanky and pull the slime. If there's some more left, take a piece of round paper and stick it to your shoe. The solution is solved!

Magic Station: The Opposite Way!

Welcome back, guy. Some of you think that water can't have magical powers, right. But here is a new trick right in front of your eyes! Get a flat- sized glass, not a cup. And a piece of paper with a left arrow drawn on it. Fill the glass with water. Place it in front of the paper. Fold the piece of paper and place it in front of the glass. BINGO! The arrow turns to the opposite direction!

Sponge Magic ( Junior )

Like to learn more magic? Well, get some sponge balls. Got it? Let's begin. First step. Practice with one sponge ball by palming it with your thumb and make a fist until it won't drop. Then try two sponge balls. Second step. Get your audience to gather around you saying you have palmed one sponge ball. Now take the other two and say you're going to palm another one. As you palm the second sponge ball, secret palm another sponge ball. Wave the two sponge balls to the audience but hide the remaining one. Tell the audince, '' Now I have two! ''. But show them the remaining one. The audience are sure to be amazed. Remember, palming is very good used in magic.

Maths Day Magic ( Junior )

Hey, I'm back. So guys, do you like magic? I'm going to teach you a few real magic tricks with the power of maths. that's what I learnt in 9 centuries ago. First trick. You need a pencil, a piece of paper, and a calculator which is optional. First step. Write down number 9 on the piece of paper then underneath, in a column, write the mutiples of 9. That will be, 9 mutiplied by 2, by three and so on, until 9 multiplied by 10. Draw a line underneath the figures. Second step. Add all the numbers together and you should have got the answer 495. Add these digits together, 4 + 9 + 5 = 18! - and by adding 1 + 8, you get 9! Spooky nine. Second Trick. You will need a plastic bottle with the cap, and a packet of chilli sauce! First step. Fill the plastic bottle with water. Make sure the chilli sauce has air. Drop the packet of chilli sauce into the plastic bottle. It'll float, right? Now, how do I get the chilli sauce to sink? Turn it the other way? No. Second step. The solution is squeeze the plastic bottle! It'll sink! You, see once again we're using mass- the power of maths. Stay tuned for more.

The Really Super Big Breakfast

This is crazy! You won't believe it! I woke up. C had gone jogging and I waited. Later, she came home. I ate one fishcake she bought and she gave me about four pratas! Later, after I finished my breakfast, she gave me more. My leftover birthday cake. Plus a cup of milk! I could hardly walk. Never had I eaten before such a big breakfast! But of course... now I feel better, ha ha!

Happy Birthday Happiness

My birthday had just passed. Let me tell you what happened. I woke up in the morning. It was a surprise. CW was holding a * BB in her hands. '' Happy Birthday! '' Poor HW took his few cents to buy me a present. A Power Rangers cake was in front of me. Then, W and C gave me each a present. Awesome! But where did they hide it? One was wrapped in clear plastic, and one in a Popular bag. It was a MONOPOLY game and one was two of the latest Mr Midnight books. I thanked them and ate a mouthful of cake. Oh! Almost forgot! HW used his money to buy a Power Rangers Mask. Thanks! Also, another present from W, two years subscription to Readers Digest. My beloved PP gave me another copy of Mr Midnight. That night, I also celebrated at K Box. But it cost a bomb!

Monsters

Reader Beware, You're In The Monster's Lair.................

Gross Station: Treasures Of The Fish

Hey. Last week or something like that, CW went so early to the market... when she forsaked her sleep to buy me two fish heads. So first I ate two eyeballs, yum. And guess what? The white eyeball cooked, if you suck the ball, it'll become a crystal... wahahaha! And a bone so silver, I named it the Fisherman's Rod! Gills, of course, are what I call " Sequins Of The Sea ''. Lastly, is the tail. Watery Boomerang to you! So next time, adventurers, don't waste your time hunting for treasure .... just buy a fish!

Lucky Tour To Our World's Greatest Flyer

Hey, ever been to... Singapore Flyer? Well, I have been there. You can see Indonesia ( parts of it ) and Malaysia if it's on a clear day. It's the world's biggest ever Flyer. And the thing is, one capsule can fit 35 people! But less people bought tickets that day. And, each ticket is $29. 50. It's only for one round! My advice is, don't go. You're wasting money.

The Best Day But With A Bad Thing

You know why I name my title that? Everything is good today, except for one.

Good thing #1. Just send WM to the airport. So for lunch, I ate 13 plates of sushi. Yum yum.
Good thing #2. Played '' Amazing Race '' with WM before fetching him to the departure centre.
Good thing #3. Get to talk to you. And it's you that I'm talking to.
Good thing #4. A few days later, it's gonna be my birthday. ( I can't tell you when. )
Bad thing #1. Ouch, broke my gums. Now one tiny piece has dropped.

Well, maybe, tommorow I'll be lucky again. Bye, you, and it's YOU.

The Best Tricks To Stop Mum From Asking You To Clean Your Bedroom

Sigh! I wish that Mum won't keep asking me to clean my bedroom! Is that what happens to you. Read this, and make sure you bring a fly swatter with you if you want the trick to be perfect.

1. Buy a few rubber mosquitoes and flies. Place them on your bed. Ask your mum whether you need to clean your bedroom. Of course she'll say yes for people that do it everyday. Go back to your bedroom, this time taking a fly swatter. Run back to your mum saying that your bedroom is infested with flies and mosquitoes. She'll ask you to don't clean your bedroom anymore.

Nice English Breakfast Today

Slurp! Yummy. I'm sooo full now because I ate a really big breakfast CW made for me! Strawberries plucked freshly from my own strawberry plant, hash browns with 0% oil, a fresh egg just laid from a hen and one juicy bacon just slaughtered from a pig! And of course say moo moo! A cup of milk that my friend Farmer gave me when he squeezed his cow! It's so nice! Come and try it, pal. Now I'm so addicted to the breakfast that I want to eat it again.... next morning! CW will only charge you $3! So what are you waiting for... hurry and come!

The Best Tricks To Take Goodies Instead Of Fruits

Hate fruits? Well, be the fruit bowl fiend! Here's some coool tricks.

1. Before your mum comes home from work, go to the kitchen and take the fruit bowl. Hide it somewhere your mum won't search and wait. When your mum comes home, tell her that you want your evening tea. She'll be shocked to find the fruit bowl gone. Sit back and relax. You're going to be loaded with goodies!

2. When you find out that the fruit shop uncle on holiday, tell your father or mother that you want to eat fruits. Before you leave, make sure that there are no fruits in the basket. Your parents will think that the shop has closed down and forever you won't eat fruits!

The Best Tricks To Skip School When You Want To!

Arrgh! Time for school! That is what many of you may say. If you hate school, here are tricks to use.

1. Go to school for a while. Tell the teacher kindly that you want to help him to carry his books. steal his phone and run to the toilet. Message to your parents :

Mrs/ Mr xxxxxx, there's a ( name of important event ).
School is canceled for today. Thank you very much.

2. When you wake up, sneak into the kitchen without your parents catching you. Take a bowl of porridge Run back to your room and pour it all onto the floor. Hide the bowl. Run down to the dining room slowly and groan, " Mum, Dad, I'm so sick! I just vomitted and now I'm dizzy. ''

Terrorist Gone, Making A Movie Toilet Break, Creators Of Prison Break

I'm sure all of you by now know Mas Selemat bin Kastari. This four-day massive manhunt is so much hard work. Yet, they can't find Selamat. He is walking WITH A LIMP ON THE LEFT LEG. Whoever sees him, please call 999. If you see him and do not report to the police, you're commiting a grave offence. As the JI leader manhunt continues, try to do your part. Now, because of Selamat, even Interpol is seaching for him. This should not have happened. I'm sorry it has.

Tooth Now Gone

My tooth's gone! It's been aching every time I talk! Now my other tooth is shaking. Last night, I placed it under my pillow. The next morning..... toooth gone. Replaced with a dollar note. When my tooth falls, I'll put it under my pillow. The tooth fairy has given me almost $4.50. But do you know the best way to get $100 in one day from the tooth fairy? Guess! If you guessed ' Punch out all your teeth, you're correct. Give your mum a shock! '' Mummy, no cavaties! ''

Donut Review: Which Shop Is Better?

Hi, pal. Do you know I'm so full I can't move? I've tried the diffrent donuts in Donut Factory and Munchy Donut but I can't tell which is better! So now I judge by the SOFTNESS. And now I know the answer. Donut Factory wins! It's not that Munchy Donut's doughnuts are not soft, but Donut Factory's doughnuts are softer. But the real loser of doughnuts is the.... bakery! Burp, bye, pal.

The Latest Discovery Of The White House

WARNING: DON'T EVER GO SEARCHING. YOU MIGHT NEARLY DIE LIKE ME.

Hi there, the person facing your monitor now! As everybody knows, the White House belongs to the president, George W Bush, and other famous presidents which are now dead. One example is Abraham Lincoln, which a few know, was shot by a supporter. George W Bush said clearly that he was walking with his first lady when he saw Lincoln in a bloody suit. George took a picture but when he clicked the ' start ' button, he vanished. The spirits of the presidents still remain in the house - the White House.

Laugh Station: My Grandparents

Boy: Father, may I marry Grandmother?

Father: No way! You can't marry my mother!

Boy: Why can't I? You married mine.

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Boy: I wish I was Grandpa or Grandma.... then I won't say ' Ouch ' when I drill my teeth.

Nurse: Why do you say that?

Boy: Well, they wear dentures. It's fake teeth. So there's no pain.

Laugh Station: Love Letters

It was Harold's 10th wedding anniversary and that happened to be the starting of Chinese New Year! But, Harold had some urgent business to go overseas, so he could not stay and celebrate but as he did not want his wife to be sad, he called her saying that he will send her a love letter to show his love. Meanwhile, his wife waited happily for Harold's letter but when the love letter arrived, his wife nearly fainted! It was not a letter you could read, but a letter you could eat! Look at your Chinese New Year goodies! I don't celebrate it, so I can't show you a pic!

Happy New Year

Hello, everybody, I'm back! Now it's the beginning of the year of the Rat! The best thing is that we get to go to our seniors houses and ..... collect red packets! ( So thats only good for children! ) And we can get to take as much new year's goodies you like. So it's such a good thing for New Ear to come..... oops, I mean, New Year to come!

Laugh Station: Prison Break

A cow and a chicken finnaly escaped from the animal jail. Once they went out of the gate, they had to cross the road. But, the chicken told the cow that he had to go back. '' Why and what for '' said the cow. '' Well, if I cross the road, tommorow's daily headline will be '' WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD '' '' answered the chicken.

Tongue Twisters 3

Ohhh..... HELLO! Here is a short post............................. AHHHHH! There's a thief! It is shouting: Thirty thirsty theives have no teeth!

Three hundred theifs in a three.. waiting to shout with glee!

2 In 1 posts

Whoa. Hi, dude. Check this out, man. A super big prawn head, whooo! And, do you know what I like about this head? If you said the roe, then bingo! It's gross.... yah..... yah..... but it's sssssuuuuuppppppeeeerrrr delicious! Scrape the shell clean, and throw it on a plate. Mmmmm.... it's a yumm yumm for sure!

Yah, this pizza is so nice! Better than currry, better than rice! Say boo boo to Pizza Hut, cause I'm telling this pizza's cheese can pull until half of your fish tank. So do try it! DIE, DIE, must TRY!

The Gross Station: Gummy Blended Chilli Shake

Hey, bloggers! This is a really disgusting page so check this out, man! For our first time, we bring you the Gummy Blended Chilli Shake! You only need a few things:

- A blender
- A cup
- A few tiny chillis
- A few gummys
- A box of ice-cream

Now you are ready!
Step one. Throw the chillis into the mixer. Step two. Throw the gummys. Step three. On the blender and add the ice-cream . Once it's ready, pour it into a cup and drink it!!!!!!!!

Tongue Twisters 2

I don't know if you saw this twister before, but if you did, don't read it! It's short and simple so say it 10 times to practice!


The sixth sheik's sixth sheep is sick


Got it? If you got it, try to say it faster and faster!


Sorry, but this is a disclaimer. Old people with fake teeth, please don't try this, for if you say it too fast, your fake teeth might spin out and break and you will blame me!

The First Time I Ate Sushi

It's nice, and as a matter of fact, some are crunchy and some are with sauce. Their names are strange. Like for example, '' ebiko '' sushi. The ''ebiko is crunchy, and golden, so try it one day. There's a soft- shelled crab with seaweed too. I didn't know sushi is soooooooooooo nice!