My Christmas Gift

The Strange Receipt

Today I found a strange receipt in my car. It was a receipt of toys in Toys 'R' Us! There were names of the things I got for Christmas! Maybe Santa dropped it and it fell into my car! Who knows anyway? Well, I've thought of another tongue twister for you to practice!


Sing,
Sing a song,
Sing a song that's long,
Sing a song that's long and wrong!

What Santa Claus Gave Me In Plastic Wrapper

Merry christmas, my dear friends. Der yer know what Santa gave me? Thing is.... it's a toy that combines. It's a toy. Maybe you can guess! Please send your guess to me, if you have any in:


P/O Christmas Guess 12367 My Comments


.............. And now enjoy your festive season of Christmas...... WAIT! ...... don't forget to not cry or pout next year!

Spaghetti

Psst....... some unknown man or woman or a boy or a girl shadowed me at night. He or She told me '' Tonight you shall have spaghetti, .A. Conly Geoge Ring! ( HOWDY know my full name, huh? ). But I did have spaghetti ( with wrong noodle )! And, I finished eating and saw a note... for me! it wrote:

mE nAMo's NueReen MERRiG, mE kNOw YeE, fEOr EeM yEE gEge MfOg.

But what does MfOg and gEge mean?..... tell me at '' My comments ''

Tongue Twisters

My latest project. Have fun reading them!!!

Back From The XXXX Malaysia

Now I know how life is in Malaysia. From KL to Cameron Highlands to Peneng.In KL,I went to a indoor theme park. I went there before. I'm allowed in most of the rides now. I had fun in the '' Robo Crash Bumper Car'', '' Fly The Bumble Bee '' and '' Dizzy Izzy '' And, you can go in and out of the theme park with a day pass ticket. Too bad Cosmo was not in the theme park cos' I saw him last time! Back at the hotel, the swimming pool was glorious ( but low ). They charge pounds for internet. In Cameron Highlands, not just the plantations I saw, I also went to farms. There were a healthy strawberry farm, a honey farm, where you get to buy honey, a tea shop that served scones and cakes and cookies ( yummy ), and at last a BOH tea farm. The hotels I lived in were Ochird Hotel, Berjaya Times Square Hotel, a xxxxx Citytel Hotel, and a Cameron Highlands Century Pines Hotel. It's a long journey, so I can't tell alot of it. Bye, folks.

Delicious cockles which I ate in Gurney Drive Food Centre, Penang. Lots of blood too!

Farm Tour Station: Feeding Goats

Hello, blo..... ah, now I remember, it's bloggers!


For today, I have a very smelly goat farm post.
I went to Lim Chu Kang's goat farm. They sold goat milk and snacks. But, there was a feeding centre too! Too bad I did not buy hay and feed the xxxxx goats. And, a goat tried to lick a lady from China's shirt as it was green. Would yer believe that? The saliva is very sticky, so be careful if you go there!

Tour Farm Station: Froggy Farm And A '' Hollywood '' Veggie Farm

Hello, blockers... oops, bloggers. Today I have a new post called a '' Tour farm station ''. I write about going to xxxxx farms and look at the animals. But now, let's cut this crap and start today's post.....

First, I went to a frog farm in Lim Chu Kang ( lane six ). There were lots of croaking in the xxxx farm. Whoa, some of them were either mating or..... FIGHTING! When frogs are fighting, they look like eating each other up! The uncle who took care of the frogs showed me two super super duper big frogs! There were lots of drains too! I nearly fell inside one!

Second, I went to Bollywood Veggie Farm. If you minus the '' B '' in '' Bollywood '' to a '' H '', it would become Hollywood! The farm- restaurant was jointly owned by Poison Ivy! There were two notices on the door of Ivy's restaurant. They were super xxxxx! I can not tell you what was written. And, before I went to the restaurant, I saw a doggy dog party!

Find out more farmy places in my next post!

Presents And A Purple Dinosaur

I watched Barney two days ago. BJ's costume was sooo fake!

I learned how to make a christmas card!

Presents:

For me - spongbob tin with popcorn and a magic book ( 200 pages)

For XV: Supermarket set and singing 'plane.

Laugh Station: Merry Christmas

What's a human with a sack and has claws?
Santa Claus ( claws )!

CONTEST CLOSED! No winners at all! Duh! But, thou must xxxxxxxxx for it is such a xxxxxx word.

Laugh Station: As Easy As ABC

________________
ABCDEFGHIJKLMN..
____WE ARE NOT BABYS_____________
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contsest closed. winner: s*


Answer: 8 letters are in the alphabet. Wrong answer: 26 letters are in the alphabet.

Laugh Station: Christmas For Thirsty People

'' Oh, I'm so thirsty '' Complained a thirsty man. '' I'll give you water, but you'll have to wait for a day! '' Said a cheeky boy. '' All right '' Snapped the thirsty man. During midnight, the cheeky boy woke up. He took out a water bottle and filled it with snow. The next morning, the snow had melted. It turned into water. '' Here's your water! '' Said the cheeky boy. '' You... ''

Ho ho ho.... merry christmas, boys and girls!

Laugh Station: The Crazy Snowman For Christmas

'' I'm on top of the christmas t... AAH! '' Said the Christmas Fair's snowman. CRASH! The snowman crashed into a wax table. '' I'm on top of the wax ta... AHH! '' Said the Christmas Fair's snowman. SPLASH! The snowman fell into a swimming pool. '' I'm.... '' and before the poor paper snowman could say anything, he turned to pulp and would never come back. Foolish snowman!

Prize Ceremony

'' Thanks, Dame Witchy '' I said.

Yesterday was Dame Witchy's prize ceremony. I had two book vouchers and certs. I spent the 6 $5 for Mr Midnight and Mystery books. But, the only thing that I hate about the ceremony is that there is NO light! I can hardly see. If you don't believe me, look at the photo. Bye, and DON'T learn in Dame Witchy's potion school!

Oh no! Wrong way to the exit door! I'm walking to

the Potion Room! BIING!

Laugh Station: A Good Handphone

'' HANDPHONE EDITION. OH NO!
YOUR HAND HAS TURNED INTO A PHONE.....!

'' Chip, throw away this bad phone for me '' Said Chip's mum. A few minutes later, Chip's mum came to check on Chip. He was writing instructions on a board. '' Mum, if I teach this spoilt phone, surely it will learn manners! '' Said Chip. Chip's mum immediately fainted.

Ali, my Malay partner took me to the rubbish dump. '' Take this phone, partner '' Said Ali. '' Why? '' I said. '' It's still a good phone. You can still communicate with it! ''

Laugh Station: My Friend Is A Prawn Monster!

Before I start, let me tell you the NEW fun station, Laugh Station, is to humour you if you have a sense of humour. Today, Chip, my Chinese friend, called me at night to say that he ate fresh prawns and shrimps. But, Chip made his mouth, hands and nightgown of Spider-man full of roe! The next- door neighbour thought Chip had blood! And he told Aunt Jane that Chip had an orange beard! Chip was so embarrassed that he cried till his mum could wash her car! I thought you would laugh, will you? Bye.................... and a happy new year!

PS: the person Carol is my friend.

Pizza Night And Deeparaya

Wow! CW made me fine pizzas with bacon, ham and pineapple! And would you believe it, I ate a whole pizza. My tummy wanted to explode. There was still had a whole lot of pizzas left. Maybe I can eat them for break-fast!

Deeparaya is a mix of Deepavali and Hari- raya. We celebrate after fasting. We can eat whatever we want. Still, I need to go. Bye!

Ella And The Dragon

The Dragon was a man with fierce teeth. This man could spit flames at other people. So you could guess why his name was The Dragon. Just then, Ella 13 saw The Dragon. She gasped in astonishment. Ella 13 was on the ground. The Dragon hit her with his flames. Ella 13 was never found. Three horses stood in front of The Dragon. '' I am a prince! '' Said The Dragon.

Dame Witchy's Prize Session

I was in Cuckoo Wood when Dame Witchy came down from a tree. '' Come with me to the grand prize session, and NOW! '' Cackled Dame Witchy. I tried to struggle away, but her grip was too tight. And, I was first in magic school and potions class! The two prizes was a spell book and an old elephant servent! Now I need to fly to the woods for a meeting! Bye, little folk!

Emma 3 Is Back

Emma* 3 was in our country or either she was in the woods! But Emma 3 lost her power and drowned in a sewer drain. Lockheart, the master of hades, saved Emma 3's spirit. Emma 3 was turned into Ella 13. Lockheart atthacked Dorothy, the Tin man, the Lion and the Scarecrow. Lockheart fled, leaving Ella behind and Ella was never found again. Only some of her tibbits were found. Some people kept spreading the tales. And I thought I really must tell you! * related to yesterdays story.

Back From The Old Witch's School

Who wants to know what happened to me and my '' spells book '' during the time we studied for the witch's potion exams? You, or is it your friend, cousin or family? I don't know who it is. BUT, if you are not interested, don't read this article! You WILL regret it. I was in Cuckoo Wood with sardine sandwiches when I remembered Dame Witchy's exam. I ran to her house and stayed there for a long time. After Itchy Witchy's test, I flew home in my broomstick and came to write on my magic wall! That's how yer recieve my articles, for those of you who thinks I use a computer! It was an exciting time in Itchy Witchy's house. I ate Hot- Cold goodies when Itchy Witchy was asleep. But please don't tell her, will you? And now, magic will be back in the air!

Emma, The Monster

Emma is the Old Wizard's helper. The Old Wizard is the boss of Old Witch. Emma is half human, half demon. She brings back old robot's brian to the Old Wizard to help him make spells. Emma soon grew old and was re-made as Emma 2. The Old Witch was soon dead and it happened after she tried to kidnap Dorothy. The Scarecrow was the one who killed her. Emma 2 found a humbug and some boiled sweets in the Old Witch's pockets. Greedily, she ate them up. The Old Wizard found out and so he destroyed Emma 2. Emma 2's spirit was alive. With the power of Emma 2's spirit, Emma 3 was made. Emma 3 ran to the woods, never to be seen again. Some say that she might go to our land. Maybe she will.

From Another World

There is one saying, that the Old With swore, a sentence with a word '' Revenge'' in it. Dorothy does not know, but can you tell her? The Old Witch said:

Evil cauldron of mine
Pray that I have revenge
If Dorothy destroys me
Forever I shall live!

Time it is for me to go. Bye now! PS: Tell Dorothy!

The Tin Man Comes Back

The witch longed to see Dorethy again. '' Scarecrow, where were you?? '' Exclaimed Dorethy. '' Sigh, the witch has came back '' Said The Scarecrow. '' How? '' Asked the lion. Before the scarecrow could answer, a swarm of crows atthacked the scarecrow. Toto, Dorethy's dog snarled at the crows. A twist of fate went through Dorethy's head. The witch cackled with laughter, always. She had cursed Dorethy. She had suceeded!

The Old Witch And The Scarecrow

Down in the field, Dorethy and her dog chatted with the lion. '' Do you remember the time your house fell on the wicked witch of the East? '' Asked the lion. '' Yes I do. After that, the good witch of the North gave me a pair of magic shoes and a magic kiss! '' Said Dorethy. '' The good witch said that the wizard of oz could help me! She told me to follow the yellow brick road and it led me to the Emerald City! '' A crack came from Dorethy's house. The wicked witch of the East had came back. She longed to meet Dorethy again, she vowed. The scarecrow sighed.

Mooncake Week

I went to the park waving my lantern to the robins. I pushed the button to open the door. I ate some snacks along the way, too! My wax in the candle melted and so did my candle! Luckily there were hundreds of candles and I put it into the latern ( after preparing ). I stopped to munch a '' Oreo '' and a double decker cracker. Eating mooncakes is fun, but I.... I hate it!

The New Pizza And How To Make It

Today, CW made two pizza sandwiches. Inside it was filled with all sorts of things. Here are the ingredients of how to make the pizza:

One packet of mozzarella cheese

Some crab meat, shrimps

Two slices of bread

Prawns

Open up the two slices of bread. Spread the mozzarella cheese on one slice of the bread. Cover up the cheese with crab meat. Add in the shrimps too! Now put the pizza-sandwich inside the oven and it's done!

The New Broadsword

Today for my '' wushu '' class, I was able to start a new routine. I bought a new broadsword for just $55. Next week I can continue the routine. When photographing this picture, I almost cut my leg! So if you ever buy a broadsword, stick the sharp part with tapes. The broadsword can be bought in your daily shops. See yer again, folks!

The Phantom's Helper

The Phantom's helper ripped the morning newspaper seeing that his boss had been arrested. '' These police, they are heros!? Fiddlesticks! They got my boss in time! I'll get them to pay back! '' Screamed the helper. The lamp on Tommy's table was shaking. It crashed onto Tommy's head and Tommy fell off his own hospital bed in shock. Someone in The Phantom's mask hit Tommy with a vase and ran away. The police took Tommy in charged of who did it ( After Tommy recovered. ) The helper cackled with laughter. He learned Karate and if the police caught him, he could fight. The spiders ran away in fright while the helper laughed. He was now king.

The Phantom Is Arrested

'' Stop, stop! '' Cried the doctor. Tommy's legs suddenly forced their power into a deep cramp. Tommy walked to an old MRT station, looking behind to find enemies. The Phantom jumped up from a corner. He slashed Tommy's palm and pushed him into the deep railway. A train came, much to Tommy's fate. Tommy closed his eyes, tilting his head down the tracks. Miracle. Tommy opened his eyes, waiting to see the clouds. He did not see that. The train was hit by a gun, causing it to shut down. The Phantom spat on the floor and fled. Three of The Phantom's men were arrested by the law, together with Tommy. The law checked CCTVs, hoping to find The Phantom. They, the squad, caught him in time. When they pulled off the mask. Tommy thought it was impossible. The Phantom was... Officer George! He was wearing a sticky watch, the clue found by Tommy. '' A POLICE COMMITED CRIMES '' Shouted Tommy through his microphone, while Officer George was behind bars. Case closed... not so, maybe.

The Phantom Is Revealed

By the time Tommy woke up, it was morning. The Phantom sneered at Tommy. '' You shall get Breakfast before thrown to the sea, ha ha! '' Said The Phantom. Tommy was pale, very pale. He had not eaten for THREE days. He looked up, then down. It was really a ship sailing near the seas. He grabbed the oatmeal and stuffed his mouth with milk strawberries. He was in a deep hunger pang. The Phantom lashed out his sword, poked it into Tommy's tummy before throwing Tommy to the sea.
When Tommy woke up, the ward was filled with people. He was first found by a fisherman and was saved in time. He flung his arms at the air and jumped down from the bed before anyone could stop him.

The Phantoms' Heir

The black men went back to Skull Island. They heard the sound of police's lights. They ran. But the police found clues that Tommy gave. Tommy saw a sticky watch. It had glue on it. Tommy remembered Bill mixing glue into his arm. Perhaps it stuck to his watch? Meanwhile, The Phantom held a meeting to make Tommy out; he was not going let him to find out that HE told Bill to make the mysterious play. Tommy strolled near the new mall. One of The Phantom's slave released a hard boomarang and aimed it at Tommy. Out went the boomarang and made Tommy fall into a deep sleep. He woke up to find a black mask greeting him. '' Hallo, today I'll wreck havoc into the earth and make you my puppet! Ha ha, it's a fine idea '' Said The Phantom and he made the room fill with gas.

Birthday Party For Sis

Yesterday, it was my little sis's 1st year birthday party. Mom made a necklace for her. I was the balloon maker. There were two types of balloons. One was a big and another was a small type. I put the balloons underneath the pink table after pumping them. The colors of the balloons were transparent, red, pink and white. I put a banner on the walls saying '' Happy Birthday, Alice* '' ! The food was delicious. There were sushi, grass jelly, fried rice, bee hoon, teriyaki, dumplings and goodie bags. The drinks were lime juice and wine. Our music for the video was Bee Gee's music. Our guests and me stayed till 10:15! When it was time to go home, I waved goodbye to everybody. * Name has been changed.

The Mystery Of The Hidden Ship Continues

The ship lay there. The black man had a meeting. '' It's just our luck Bill got jailed or else we will be able to run away with the jewels and make a living! '' Said a black man. Whispers went around Skull Island and they disappeared. Tommy was awarded a sack of gold for finding the culprit. Tommy went to the new mall to eat. He did not realise a man reading the Chicago paper eyeing him. '' Boss, the detective Tommy is here '' Spoke the guy. Tommy ate his lunch. A man in black ran to him with a knife. He pierced his body and ran away. '' Thank god that it only went to my ribs '' Said Tommy, three days later. The man in black spat on the floor. '' Boss, the detective Tommy is once again back. I can not believe it! We pierced his body! '' Spoke the an in black. Tommy stamped on a drain and the trap that the man in black planted opened. Down fell Tommy.

The Unveil Of The Mask Man

Tommy screamed. The mask man took a bommy-knocker and stepped forward. '' I've took off my mask, Tommy Detective, so get ready to die if your friend's parents do not give me $30, 000! '' Said the cold voice of the man. A BMW raced to the old warehouse. '' Well, well, the super family come to the rescue. 3 minutes shall do to your death!! Ha ha, hahahaha! '' Said the man and he left with a gun in his pocket. '' Help, help! '' Screamed Tommy. The bag of gold was now in the mask man's hand. Cheers were around; Tommy was saved! '' And now I will tell you who this cunning, evil mask man is!!! '' Announced Tommy. He ran to the hall and grabbed.... Bill! '' This is the mask man!!! '' Said Tommy. '' Liar, give me proof, Aleck Tommy! '' Screamed Bill. Tommy took the thing inside Bill's pocket. '' This is the proof! '' Said Tommy, lifting up the mask so that everybody could see. '' I'm so ashamed of you '' Shouted Bill's father. Tommy was glad. It was case closed!

The Other Treasure Mystery

Never go to a website that you don't know, a shop you do not know because you might end up like Tommy or worse, you might be kidnapped. Take my advice. Tommy searched websites of mysterious man, hidden ships but could not find the picture of the two man. Finally, Tommy gave up and went to the new mall for lunch. While loitering in the back garden of the mall, Tommy saw one of the mysterious man. He raced to him as he fled. The mysterious man ran inside a little shop. '' That's strange. There was no shops on level 3.'' Thought Tommy. He went inside the shop. No man was in there. He turned backed and the mysterious man handcuffed him and suffocated him with a handkerchief. The mysterious man dragged Tommy inside a old warehouse. The mysterious man took off his mask and woke Tommy up. Tommy could not believe his eyes. '' Mum, there's a letter, a anonymous letter inside the CD pouch! '' Cried Bill. Sure there was and it wrote:


Dear Mrs/ Mr Neo,

I've kidnapped Tommy. Since your son and him are close buddys, I ask for $30,000 in 3 days or..... Tommy will die.

1 Year Old Sis's Birthday Party

I'm so glad. My sis is getting 1 year old this Saturday! Down at the function room, my mum will be ordering Neo Garden's buffet dinner. Today, CW brought me along to *AH to buy M&Ms, cookie wrappers, rasins, biscuits, wine cups, 12 packets of fruit juices and goodie bags. She went last Saturday to Concourse at Beach Road and bought pink decorations and balloons. CW and I made a video with a funny picture or video of my sis, sneezing in the olden times. * Find out if you see it there. Hope to see you this Saturday at the blue and pink confunction room. Thank you and the time is 6: 30.

Loan Sharks Waiting For Money

Did you know who the culprit is? Find out. Once the mum fainted again, Bill sobbed. '' WHO DID THIS!? '' Sobbed Bill. No-one noticed a small man in black hearing EVERY single word. This small man, like a dwarf, messaged his boss. '' Chief, I saw the little Bill boy, in a small hut '' Wrote the man. The boss laughed, he was going to kidnap Bill! Tommy ran inside his headquarters and... it was ransacked!!! BANG! Went the small man's gun but he missed his target, he shot his boss, nearby! The man was so terrified that he fled to the other countries. Tommy thought the man and dead boss ringed a bell, but where did he meet them? Aha, the mystery of the hidden ship's gangsters! Tommy rang the officer to come. Darn it, no answer. Still, Tommy had thought of a plan.... go there myself!

The Pig Behind The Door

Bill opened the door with the password. No-one was in there. Tommy ran in circles, he was terrified; this '' Bugging You '' police will come!!! Meanwhile, a monk named Yong Fu chanted the sutras and began to fly, unconscious. '' One little boy, in the 15's has escaped from jail... whoo... one little kid named B-BB-ILL is finding this boy... '' Pridicted the monk and he fell to the floor. Bill had gave up, he went back home to eat lunch. His mother opened the door when she heard a noise. Opening the door, she fainted. The door was hanged with a fat pig's head. As Bill's mum woke up, she saw Bill. '' The neighbours told me you fainted, why?? '' Questioned Bill. '' I have no idea, I don't owe loan sharks money, oh, oh '' Said his mother and she fainted again.

The Escape Breaking Law

'' NOOO, I tell you, I'm innocent!! '' Screamed Tommy. Elser placed the book he was reading on his lap. '' I'm the one '' He said as he sipped his evening tea. Meanwhile in Tommy's empty headquarters, a interested teen read the form. '' I should go; This Tommy is the only one in there. Tommy, now in bars, took a paperclip and opened the cell. '' Piece of cake! '' And Tommy scotted away. '' Oh, mystery man, Bill! So do not ask for the password anymore...''

The '' Speakers' '' Corner ( I'm The First Three )

Cheers, bloggers! For this year in school, there was a speakers' corner with association with the Speak Good English Movement 2007. The first three days had each one round during recess. I went up on Monday and today, the teacher, Miss Alice* told ME I was one of the best!!! It's the first time I'm invited and I'm SOOO surprised! Hip- Hip- Hurrah! * Name was fake.



Send YOUR comment in '' Comments ''.

The Guy In White

Welcome back again! I was on leave in the past two weeks so perhaps I will write here the story or rather mystery which I wanted to tell two weeks ago. Tommy skipped up and down that he finally had found a mystery, a mystery that was true. Tommy saw a man who sold maps so he kindly asked: Sir, may I buy a map and telescope? The man silenced. Tommy shook him. He yet still did not answer. Fuming, Tommy just grabbed the maps and telescopes and stomped away. '' Officer Tom, this young teen aged in 13 has stole my things!!! It costed almost my whole pocket to buy the antiques! '' Reported the man which Tommy shook minutes ago. Oh no! What will happen to Tommy, our hero? To Be Continued.

The Mystery Of The Hidden Ship

Tommy was now thinking of shutting down the headquarters; there was no business at all! Well, almost. A man hit the police with his fist. The second man dragged the ship off to nowhere and.... the news had spread to Tommy! ''I'm going to solve it, Officer George! '' Said Tommy. '' As if you could '' Grinned George. '' Wait till you see! '' Said back Tommy, he was going to solve it without the officers' permission! The ship floated to Skull Island and disappeared. Tommy went to his Grandfather's ship shop and told him the story. '' Well, Tom, I only know that a abandoned ship is lost in Skull Island......'' To Be Continued.

The Mystery Of The Hidden Ship

'' A new tale to read '' I will say for let's get ready for a mystery! The sign wrote:



TOMMY'S HEADQUARTERS
WE INVESTIGATE ANYTHING.


Tommy slumped down at his wooden chair. '' Why isn't there any crimes or mysterys I can solve? '' Wondered Tommy. His face with sweat, Tommy called the police. '' Any crimes, Officer George? '' Asked Tommy. '' For today's '' Any crimes, Officer George? '' Newsflash, answer is NO! Replied George and he hung up.

The 2nd Mask Man Strikes Back's Story

''Click!'' It does not matter for those of you that cant find '' The Man With Golden Hairs And Hands'' for I have made it in a secret file so you have no choice but to read this. Here it is:

Hactchville Monster Moss

Once upon a time, Lord Ostrich* sent his troops for a battle. Several either lost or was killed. Only Lord Ostrich* survived he set a mask and gave false identitys to people whom he stole weapons from. Lord Ostrich*- A bad soldier. More like a gangster. He is the 2nd mystery man in the WORLD! Once upon a time....KABOOM! That's the end of the history book. Bye!

The 2nd Mask Man

The mystery man swirled in circles. He took out a penknife and used his golden hairs*. '' Hee hee, all mine! '' Laughed the mystery man. * As realated to the episode '' The Man With Golden Claws And Hairs''. All the money mystery man stole fell and the man had escaped. Meanwhile, Stronghold took Alex to his cage and that was when a escaped criminal, The Dino, went to kick Stronghold away and took Alex away. ''I'm here, Alex,'' Said The Dino. '' Earth is falling in my hand and you have been selected in my gang....

Clue: To find out what happened, send your '' why'' question in comments

Masters, The King

'' I'm the king ,'' Laughed Alex. Stronghold ran to Alex with a fist but that was when Alex blocked and kicked away Stronghold. Blood dripped from Stronghold's neck and in a flash, he fell.... The mystery man kicked his enemys and took Stronghold away. ,'' Lousy mystery man; he fell for my dummy trick! Now to find out who he is '' Said Stronghold. The mystery man threw Stronghold's dummy up in the air and said: Drats, I fell for his trick and with that, he ran away. Stronghold caught up with the mystery man. Lashing out his rope, he had caught the mystery man! Stronghold took out the mask and said: power=capture time! The mask man was Alex.

Dragoon's Power And Fate

Stronghold reached for his sword but Dragoon kicked him away. Senator laughed and said: "Ha ha, Stronghold dear, you will never succeed for I'm back. And this time I'll be the king of EARTH!" Stronghold gave a little chuckle for Tony had been hidding behind an old wall and before you could say ''Clueless Dragoon'', Tony had already reached for Senator and pushed him to the pit. If only dear Stronghold knew that Dragoon was still alive, he would go to Treasure Island to hide but he did not know and that was a pity. Alex? To Be Continued.

Zoo Trip

I went to the Singapore Zoological Zoo today. It was a rather fun place to explore. I saw white tigers, emus, monkeys, lionesses, crocodiles, walruses, seals, ostriches, penguins, flamingos, leopards, cheetahs, warthogs, a goral, otters, polar bears, two white rhinos, a nyala, giraffes, parrots, hamadryas baboons, pygmy hippos, manatees, sealions, zebras, horses, goats, komodo dragons and orange tigers. I had two bookmarks when I exited the Zoo. What fun did I have!

The Bad Strike Back Part 2

Alex ran to Stronghold and grabbed him. Stronghold lashed out his powerful weapon in his shoe: a sword to hit Alex into the lava pit. Alex screamed and that was when Stronghold realised he was back to his home. Stronghold knew bad luck was still coming in his way like a future eye. He was quite right. Dragoon had trailed him to his lab for a showdown.... Meanwhile, Stronghold jabbed his dummy with Health Power so that if anything happened, Stronghold could punch the dummy and get some health. Tony was in an inn lying and saying: Here I'm served by ( Name will be shown some time later). *Something similar to Clark's inn served by Clook. Stronghold on the other hand got attacked by Senator and Dragoon took his sword away.... To Be Continued.

The Bad Strike Back Part 1

Stronghold was still running to find Alex when Roamer suddenly threw flames at him. Little did Roamer know that Tony had been hiding in a nearby bush where he could see very clearly. Grabbing his sword, Tony hit Roamer and then he realised that he and Stronghold would have to go for a journey like never before! Meanwhile, Senator was woken by his new mask, Dragoon, who looked like some sort of dragon. Dragoon laughed, he had never woke after his episode in Mount Tibet and what luck to wake up in the 6th August! Back in the land of bad and good, Stronghold and Tony walked round in the fog. They'd been travelling at a unknown land and yet it seemed familiar! Alex made his appearance. He sprung foward and managed to catch Tony but as for Stronghold, he ducked and ran with all his might..... To Be Continued. Bye for now!

Alex Strikes Back And The Lord Of Flames

The man Stronghold had been waiting for appeared. "So, tell me why did you ask me to come here in the middle of the night?'' Said the stranger. Stronghold did not answer. Instead, he made the stranger go with him to Alex's cell. A wizard was watching a Stronghold, he took out his wand and he was gone like lightning. Back in Alex's cell, Stronghold took off the stranger's mask and to Alex's horror, the stranger was Devil Roamer, the world's most feared wizard. Flames jumped to Roamer's body but did he scream? No, he did not. Instead, he blew one and another and hey presto, the flames were gone. Stronghold grabbed Roamer and threw him to the floor where he placed wax. With shouts and screams, Roamer's body became his true body which belonged to... Tony Clark! The body changed every minute Roamer moved and Stronghold saw Alex crawling for his escape. Stronghold ran after him, sweat grew from his body and two criminals, Roamer and Alex. How long could he survive?

Hotel Intercontinental And Cupcake Story

Yeah! Last Saturday I went to a fantastic hotel. It was wonderful. For dinner, I had fried rice noodle with cockles, my favorite! I watched shows in the hotel room and one of the show on channel 7 was ''The Empire Behind Big Mac''. The show had a picture of the original Big Mac. On Sunday, it was time to check out. For breakfast I chose a chocolate cupcake, scrambled eggs, pieces of bacon and a cup of orange juice. I went to my uncle's house for a birthday party cum cupcake ssession. I had McDonald's Happy Meal with Filet-O-Fish, apple juice. My cupcake was the best I've ever eaten! I put chocolate, a few sweets and a smiley panda biscuit.

Hello, readers, it is now time for Stronghold's last episode and make sure you finish reading!

Hey! There's no time left. See you tomorrow, no Stronghold until Saturday!

Stronghold's Victory And The Return Of King Robot

King Robot looked at Clook and roared. Blood dripped from Alex's neck. Alex ( King Robot's real name ) kicked Clook and he vanished. Meanwhile in Stronghold's office, Stronghold was looking at the photo of Clook and Tony and finally held a meeting. ,'' King Robot is back and we must do something, Tony. Clook is a slave owned by King Robot and now Robot King is in hideout. Clook must be arrested at once! ''. Said Stronghold. The look on his face made Tony agree. The man selling sweets asked a passer-by what was troubling Stronghold, the chairman, and the passer-by replied: He is troubled by King Robot escaping under his nose, Clook as his slave. The sweet man thanked him but little did the passer-by or the sweet man know that the passer-by was Stronghold and the sweet man was Alex. Well, that was silly. They'd had come back from the dark and Alex, the leader said he won't want any tricks. Too late. Stronghold reached for him and Alex was caught.

Tony Clark And His Friend, King Robot!

Stronghold was at the place where he saw the computer. He couldn't believe his eyes. Tony was a friend with Clook. ,'' Sit down '' Said Tony when he saw Stronghold. ,'' I'll explain why is Clook is here, pal ''. Tony took his sword and threw it to Stronghold. ,'' Clook has a folder of King Robot's plan. '' Said Tony. Stronghold took the folder and was really glad. The folder was printed in black. It wrote:

Open up the Gate Of Flames tomorrow, 3:00 at River Bloood, musn't let Stronghold know.
From: King Robot
To: Tony Clark/Clook
Time sent: 12:00, midnight

Stronghold took Tony's sword and looked at it carefully. Stronghold took the bronze egg and Tony's sword. The sword went inside the gold and '' BANG! '', the egg was gone but not the sword, it was a wonder why it hadn't break. Clook had gone to the coffin of somebody and out came King Robot in blood!

King Robot Comes Out From A Coffin!

... He died... but if only if Stronghold didn't meddle with Tony's sword, King Robot wouldn't rise from a coffin again! Few days went on and Stronghold had just found an egg, an bronze egg. Stronghold wondered if he could find the key to the egg and to his surprise, Clark/Tony said he had saw a red key with a paper next to it. The paper wrote:

Dear Mr Stronghold, my eyes have gone wild with a book called '' Golden Keys; Bronze Keys '', it is a nice book with keys inside, so as a friend, I give you the Red Bronze Key!

Sincerely, Tony Clark.

Taking the key in his hand, Stronghold reached for the egg and ''CLACK'', the egg was opened. Inside the egg was gold, pure gold. Stronghold remembered something, before he knew Clark was good... ,'' That's it! The computer that Oscar saw was a clue. Perhaps Tony knew the truth and asked to meet in the computer's location! '' Said Stronghold. Stronghold had no time to lose. Grabbing the egg with gold, Stronghold rushed to the place he saw the computer.

King Robot And His Patners, Clark

Today I a wonderful dinner with bubble tea as a drink. I also brought back my beansprouts and how nice they are!

And now for the best, super Stronghold's story. Once the apple turned into dirt, Stronghold took his can to clear it up. Meanwhile in an supernatural house, King Robot took an empty wine bottle and threw it to a dummy of Stronghold. ,'' Come to me '' Said Clark. ,'' Come to me to find out who really is Stronghold, King Robot ''. King Robot came with his gun and listened. SLASH! The one-eyed chain which King Robot wore was gone. ,'' TRAITOR! '' Shouted King Robot. Stronghold meets Clark and says ,'' I didn't know you were Tony James in costume! ''. ,'' Of course you didn't know because I never admitted it! '' Said Tony who was know in a happy sort voice. King Robot was now yelling super hard to his P. T. T. ( power teaching teacher) about his test. Robot King was so angry that he choked out blood and...

The Super Robot And Clark's Super Defeat Part 1

,'' Here I'm in River Inn, served by Clook'' Said Clark when he got to an inn. Back in Tibet, Stronghold went to Mount Tibet to check out what happened and with a glance, Stronghold saw it. ,'' Something is amiss and I must find out what it is'' Said Stronghold in disguise. That night, Clook went to Clark and whispered. ,'' Chairman Stronghold is plotting to nab us, boss. We must not be tricked by him. To be not tricked by him, you must find out the truth, boss. And here it is'' Said Clook and in a flash, Stronghold peeled off his mask and caught Clark. His power was gone and forever he would be in jail. But if it wasn't for King Robot who pushed Stronghold away and saved Clark in the nick of time, Clark could be as dead as a doornail. Somewhere in time, Senrator took his gun and shot the dinosaurs, making them dead so that Senrator could go to the forbidden cave. Back in reality, Stronghold took an evil apple which he managed to take from Clark when he fleed and to his surprise, the apple turned to nothing but dirt. The story continues...

K Box Special And Clark's Last Episode

Cheers! Today I went to K Box and had lunch. Some of the songs I selected were: BAD BOY, 中国话(S.H.E), JACK AND JILL and JINGLE BELLS. My lunch prepared by Sakura Suki were great! It had jelly, fish, seaweed rice and cucumber plus 3 soft and cold drinks (1 Pepsi and 2 lemonades). My time limit is from 11:00 to 2:00.

Now time for Stronghold's newer adventures. Stronghold's plan was to confuse Clark, but how? Find out once you read. ,'' Hi, Clark. Just heard that chairman Stronghold and his gang are finding you, better attack them before the truth leaks out, Clark'' Said Clook, Clark's friend. ,'' OK'' Said Clark, but that was all he could say. Driving in the forest was Stronghold's car, pretending to find Clark and Clook. ,'' Hands up and no tricks'' Said Clark. But in a flash, 80 policemen took out their guns and said ''Hands up and no tricks'' instead. Clark was in hideout because when the policemen reached for him, Clark ran away, he was never caught in his life and he won't go to prison ( But he did go to prison in Stronghold's latest adventure). Bye Bye.

Our New Book Shelves And The Heart Of Mount Tibet

Today, my mum fixed 2 new bookshelves at home. The colors are green and blue. I added books like : '' HARRY POTTER'' books, 三字经, ABC phonics (Not mine, HW's). It is now easy to read at night, if you want this book, you'll just have to slid your arm like a snake. Look at the picture. The lower shelve is HW's and the higher one is mine, easy, isn't it?

Now young readers, it's time for Stronghold's newer adventures with Mr Clark and an escaped criminal wanted! Rocks banged, fire shot everywhere. Oscar realised Clark was gone and mount Tibet was destroyed. Senator felt strange, super strange after what he had done to Tibet's mountain. Power pulled Oscar and it fell off Senator's face which stared in horror to see Stronghold taking his mask! 45 police made a grab for Senator but there was still trouble, what about the mastermind, Mr Clark? No trap could grab him unless.... and that's for Saturday to tell.

Super Day Is On It's Bay!

I had a Chinese writing contest and here's the picture and words. Nice, right? I had my favorite fish for dinner and here is a contest: guess what it is now! Here is the answer> Shishamo. Yeah! Tomorrow is Aunt R's birthday.

More Things Today

Today, I had a super Lunch. It was KFC's Fish Ole and some chicken with ketchup. I went with CW to buy a pair of shoes and studs. I had a blue rocket stud while my brother, HW, had a fire engine stud. Now get ready for a super story about Stronghold.

Back in the temple(1), Stronghold in disguise peeped trough the forbidden corners and he saw Oscar knocked out by the super wizard, Mr Clark! BANG! Went the gun and in a flash Oscar was saved but little did Stronghold know that the Oscar he was holding was a impostor! Meanwhile in Tibet, Senator took a taxi to a high mountain. The journey to the mountain was long, but Senator waited even if he felt tired. Oscar got out of the taxi and looked out for traps. He finally met Mr Clark and told him his plan. The plan was to bomb the entire mountain to nothing but ashes. Taking the bomb, Oscar threw it everywhere and BOMB! Mr Clark ran.

Caught: Oscar In Tibet

Today I'm going to write about Oscar's escape and Stronghold trying to catch him. So read the super series that will not end. Meanwhile in Tibet, Senator saw a computer with bold letters, it wrote: Mr Clark. Oscar dropped his tools in terror, Mr Clark was Oscar's feared magician who casted a spell on Earth(1). Sweat rolled trough Oscar's face and in a flash, Stronghold caught him and Oscar was found. Mr Clark, hidden in one of the barrels stood up and casted a bare light of vision. 3 days later, chairman Stronghold was going to Oscar's cell and he had quite a shock, inside Oscar's cell was nothing but a secret tunnel! Clark threw Oscar to Tibet and himself to Jupiter, he wasn't going to be caught. Stronghold crawled into the tunnel and by 3 minutes, he found himself in Mr Clark's backroom! Stronghold tried knocking on the walls for passages and he did find one. It opened wildly and made room for Stronghold to crawl again. Huffing and puffing, Stronghold finally reached a land made of gold. Clark saw what was happening in his wand and scattered Jupiter rocks. ,'' He found out, it's no good'' Said Clark and hide in a huge boulder.

The Roaring Day Of Light And Oscars Fate

Today, I had a super Dinner. There were: grape yogurt drink, cabbage rice, steam pomfret fish, seaweed chicken and a normal chicken. My mum, CW has no more chili or she will be shouting ''ahhhh''! My fish was super fresh and the seaweed chicken was super crispy.

Do you still remember what did Stronghold say in my previous post? He said ,'' Its time for Oscar/Senator to be caught''. So on a very cold Winter's night, Oscar took the amulet of fire and threw it to Senrators prison cage to free him once again. Down came 20 guards, they surrounded Oscar and took the amulet away from him. Senrator and Senator stayed in jail for 3 years and thats the night they escaped! Stronghold is now a chairman and is strong and powerful, he was told from the police that Oscar and Senrator have escaped and it was up to him to find Oscar. Deep in a dungeon, an old wizard casted a spell on earth to separate them again.

Disappeared! Oscar In Texas 2

... The police immediately sent a letter to Stronghold but something went wrong. Bumping on the floor was Stronghold trying to find Oscar/Senator, he saw him actually but wanted to spring a little surprise to him. Aware of Oscar hiding, Stronghold pretended to slip on a small stone near Oscar's hiding place, Oscar ran to Stronghold to pick him up and ''GRAP'' went Stronghold for his enemy Oscar. A few days later, Senator wanted to escape once again and it did happen. Senrator, Senator's pal found out about his ''prison'' lock-up and he freed Oscar once again. Meanwhile in a temple in China (1), the old man ran to the fire and pretended to choke just to lure the Senator and Senrator inside, when the Senrator heard that Stronghold was choking, he took his club and tried to peel off his mask (1). Stronghold snatched his club and threw it to the roaring fire. Oscar fleed, but the senrator was caught and he had no chance of escape. Stronghold thought it is time for Oscar to be caught too... To Be Continued. Today for dinner's drink, I drank float! I need to go now.

Disapeared! Oscar In Texas

... Now here was Stronghold running on the darkness, following Oscar/Senator fleeing from the police. Meanwhile, an old man in the 80's hobbled to a temple shouting at someone and the someone was... Oscar/Senator trowing stones at the old man! Trowing the rock back at Oscar/Senator, Oscar flew down the temple and disapeared into a cliff. The old man peeled off his mask, and to a passer-by's surprise, the old man who peeled off his mask was Stronghold! Jumping into the cliff, Stronghold wished he will catch Senator and his mask Oscar to justice, still in mid air, Stronghold sang a tune while waiting to bumping into the ground. Back in Strongholds homeland, the police found a glass, like the one they found in Stronghold's clinic. A message was written in black marker, it said: One more day. Trouble, double trouble!

Dinner At Home And Stronghold's Story

Yeah! It's my favorite food for dinner today. I ate "orange" rice with seaweed, cauliflower, pan-fried salmon with skin and prawn with egg.

Now, I'm going to tell what happened to Stronghold. The police ran to each of the guns and told Stronghold the plan. They booked three tickets to America and halfway to their destination, a man ran to Stronghold and punched him! The man got caught by the police but saved them from going to kill his boss, The Oscar. Meanwhile in America, Oscar laughed when he saw Stronghold and the police back in their homeland, he peeled off his mask and flew off to town. Stronghold came out of his hiding place followed by the police, and looked at each other. ,'' No good'' Said Stronghold, and he went outside the window. Oscar knew who was following him, he had magic powers to hear fast, he jumped into a crowed and disappeared into darkness... Find Out!

The African Savanna And More

Today, I made an African savanna in school. I took a blue paper and a big carton. I took three double-sided tapes to stick the paper on the carton and added a sun. I drew white clouds, green grass, five trees and a river. I colored the ground yellow and finally, I added in the animals, there are: an elephant and its baby, three yellow birds, a huge hippo, a lion hiding under a bush and some orange birds. I was done, and guess what, I could draw the pictures! For Dinner today, I ate... spaghetti with bacon! Waa... Life is sure good. Bye Bye.

Sunday, Super Time

Today I went out to buy lunch, and the food was my favorite! I had chicken rice and the drink was bubble tea. After my lunch, I read my library book, Juliet Dove Queen Of Love and I think I'll read: Trouble Is My Beeswax after Juliet Dove. I also go for ''wushu'' every Sunday and my coaches are: VN and PN.

Do you still remember about DR. Stronghold? Well, he asked the police to come and see the glass in his clinic and find out whether it is true or not. The police followed him to the clinic, when the police looked at the glass, there was nothing in it but a piece of silver and a note, the note wrote: Beware! I have come to warn you about the Oscar King which you saw, it is now in America, you can search everywhere for the Oscar but do take a gun you'll see in a market, from a friend. The police for once believed Stronghold, they went to the market with him and they really found a gun near the fruit stall. To Be Continued...

Library Day And Science Fiction Day

Today I went to the Bishan National Library to borrow some books, and the titles are: The Monster's Ring, Russel Troy Monster Boy, Juliet Dove Queen Of Love, Farewell My Lunchbag, Trouble Is My Beeswax, Cairo Jim On The Trail To Chacha Muchos and Theres A Viking In My Bed. George, The Boy Prankster is trying to find the man with his magic but it is like he lost his magic powers, nobody knows except for one thing, George could still find and kill the man without powers. Science Fiction is turning wild now, like a bone or fossil of a dinosaur could turn alive and wreck the whole world to pieces. On this very day, DR. Stronghold saw a piece of glass on his basin and inside the glass was a face of an Oscar and he thought it was the strangest thing he ever saw, he screamed and ran for his life. When Stronghold was gone, the Oscar came out of the glass, he was going to destroy Earth! When Stronghold reported to the police about what happened, all the police did was just to laugh. What will ever happen?

George In The Wind And My Libary Book, Tintin

Today I'm going to tell you about issue 3, Panic and after that, I will tell you about Tintin. After the time George was in prison, a bad boy like George made him free. Without thanking the boy, George used his magic to disappear but a familiar man came, he was...THE MAN IN ISSUE 3! He laughed when he saw George go, and to a snowman's surprise, the man had magical powers too! When the man chuckled away, George appeared by a tree nearby! ,''Time for action to begin!'' thought George when he saw the man go away, and he ran away. Far away in a blue land, the man knocked on the door to give an... Find out what he gave on my book. My Tintin books are: The Black Island, King Ottakars Skeptre, Tintin In America, Cigars Of The Piaroh.

Santa Back From The Dead!

... As the elf was talking to the snow police, George climbed over a thick wall and again uses magic to sneak in front of the elf and police. Passing by was a magician who was reading out a list which wrote: oona rilla gebri reezoo! The magic word made George freeze and the magician jumped on him. ,'' Now I've got you '' Said the magician and handed him to the police and thats the end of issue 2. After George was jailed a red potion went to him and he... ESCAPED!

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO READ ISSUE 3, READ THE NEXT MESSAGE!

George Kills Santa Claus And What Happened Today

Today I'm going to tell you about ''PANIC'' issue 2, when George looks in the air and use magic to fly a man trap twenty-two miles to kill Santa Claus on a cold winter's night. SHING! SPLAT! what a terrible shock for Santa and he died. One of the elves flew back to the SLS (Santas Learning School) and reported to the Snow Police but didn't see George climbing over the thick wall.... To Be Continued on Thursday.

NOTICE: My sister, SW, said ''Pa Pa'' today and we are going to tell WM what she said.

So here's the end and a tounge twister > Short socks, socks short. Socks short, short, short!

Panic, The Boy Prank Horror Book

I'm now going to tell you about my horror book, named: PANIC. In the book there was a boy named George, The Prankster who always is in the book, in issue 1, a man was walking down the road when George laid the man trap ready to kill the man but only made him put a few hundred dollars to mend his foot. The man was later found by the police...dead! A young clever man decided to take the case and find out how the man was killed. The young man soon found clues, next to the corpse of the man was a ball, a black and white ball. He brought the mysterious ball back with him to the lab and went back to the dump to find more clues. He found a knife stuck to the chin of the corpse and soon, articles were put in the whole country of the murderer but the young man got a message from George, it wrote: Dear you, I killed him for good. The young man asked who was with the man before he died and everyone told him ''George''! In the end, George was jailed, but soon.....

Back To Singapore, Home Sweet Home

I'm now back to Singapore and I'm going to tell you what happened in Macau. On our first day, I booked into Rio Hotel and immediately slept as soon as we reached our room, 1203. On the second day, I went with my mum and dad, WM and CW to the ferry terminal but there were no more tickets. We ate lunch at New Yaohan, the department store and went swimming when we got back to Rio. When we came back after swimming, we had party time, my party times were: BBQ potato chips Calbee, Prawn Crackers Spicy & Seaweed flavours and Lobster Chips. On the third day, we met a guy who brought us to many places like the Macau Tower and more. And on the last day, we went to swimming again and took Tiger Airways in the night...''

Casinos In Macau

I'm now in Macau and there is nothing much to do then gambling. I remembered a few casinos, they are: Galaxy, Silver, Long Dragon, Wynn, Rio, Grand Lisboa, Sands, Waldo. I think Wynn is the best, it has a musical fountain from 11:00 to 12:00, midnight. The fountain dances to the rhythym of a man singing. Do you know a man who lives in Monday morning and drowns in night time? Find out on Monday. I have a message on Tuesday which is about PANIC, my horror book.

Going To Macau Tonight

Yeah! Tonight I'll be going to Macau and I brought along some books to read. They are: Enid Blyton's Mr Meddles Bicycle, Enid Blyton's The Magic Needle, Enid Blyton's The Tower In Ho-Ho Wood，成语故事 , 神奇的画笔 and 目莲救母. Our flight is at 8:00pm and the flight takes about 4 hours.

My mother bought me two Rubik's magic cubes: 3x3x3 and 2x2x2.

What Happened Today News

I'm also going to fetch my father, WM from the airport, remember?

I know one very strange book which I wrote, it is called ''Strange Fictions'' by Netty Rex.

Do you know why the words here turned green? Well, for those of you who don't know the answer, here it is: I need to talk about slime. ''Slime Magazine'' is one of the of the yucky magazines I wrote. ''Slime Magazine'' is about slime, goo, lava and more things. Slime in slime land is wonderful, where thousands of deadly creatures are guarding the slime. An egg hidden in slime land's slimy mud slowly wobbles up in his prison and hatches in slime and the head of the slime baby makes a sound, unnoticed of the evil slime kings watching him.......look out for next message!

Dead Horror The 100th Best Horror Book And More Activities

I finally saw the machine idea of the''Dead Horror'' to be a blood creeping nightmare in this issue: 11#Blood Sucking Brains Castle. About this story in brief: Ellison Tan always laughs when she hears the mention of Rider Brain, a vampire in horror tales who lives in a castle and sucks brains instead of blood.......................


My dad, WM has went to Vietnam and he will only come back on Friday. Today for lunch, I had sandwich from Subway. Ingredients includes: turkey breast, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber slices, olives and topped with sweet onion sauce. And after the sandwich, I ate a chocolate cookie.

Do you still remember ''Teacher Kid''? Well, the teacher has a contest for you.
Name as many sentences as possible with the following words:

act cab toe cat
e.g. I have a cat, so do you.

Going To Macau In A Few Days And More ....

I am going to Macau in a few days and I will be writing a book before going, the title of the book is' 'Sett And The Old Bus Part One''.

Today for lunch, I had clams, vegetables, rice and one small fish. All my favourite food!

Have YOU seen a alien before? If you haven't, that's okay. I have written about aliens and here are the meanings of certain alien terms.

Deefrim: slang term, shortened from deefrim ub okpit meaning, literally, ''cough up an internal organ.'' Used to describe someone showing great shock , fear or surprise.

Gorkle: A state of solo reproductive readiness experienced by all seven species in Hevi-Hevi's shapeshifting genus when they are forced to live in long term isolation from others of thier kind. Under the right circumstances a shapeshifter in gorkle undergoes a splitting process not unlike that of an amoeba. However, the work at the cellular level is much more sophisticated, and the body division is not equal, so that there is a definite parent-child relationship.

10 Ways To Make Your Dog Mad!

1) Say ''nanny nanny poo poo'' to your dog. It will feel so mad it will chase you around the house (Dodge it to make it madder!)

2. Keep saying ''Catch me if you can!'' Your dog will then run after you but you just DODGE!

3. Stick out your tongue to make your dog mad.

4. Blank

5. Bark back

6. ..........................

7. Hah!

8. Whatever

9. Nonsense spot

10. Boo!

New Books, New Ideas

Today, I wrote this book entitled ''Crazy Kids''. Some of the subjects are: Lazy Tom and The Garbage of Mad (issue 1). 10 steps to make your dog Mad are also on issue 1. Another book I wrote is ''Mystic Land''. Witch wader killed wizard cert on 1# Mystic Land, and Prince Gold found Doro Land but the O found him and he was captured. In my next message, there will be more things but now I need to read the famous book. Please read everything at eyestare!

Last Week Of Holidays Special

Its the last week of the holidays and I borrowed some books from NLB: Key Lardo, The Big Nap, The Malted Falcon, Harriet The Spy Double Agent, Don't Fry My Veeblax!, Too Many Aliens, Snatched From Earth and There's An Alien In My Backpack.

Now, don't you remember I'm the author and illustrator of ''Dead Horror" series? Here's the full list!

1# The Demon Actor
2# There's Blood In My Eye!
3# The Snake Man
4# Keng Tongue, The Sword
5# Don't Sleep In Midnight!
6# The Demon Actor Strikes Back!
7# Ghost Of Ang Lee
8# The Monster In Soot
9# Forest Of Vampires
10# Chong Long's revenge. This is a super special by me, hope you enjoy it!

A Trip To The Cinema

Yesterday, I went to the cinema with aunt R. It was a long time since aunt PP and gang brought me to watch ''Garfield 2''. Nobody brought me to the cinemas after aunt PP went to the land of the rising sun. The movie I watched, "Fantastic 4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer". It was cool! Missiles shot around the forest and Silver Surfer's silver board hit the missile and it reflected back to the team of soldiers, killing them instantly. Another of the character's enemy is Dr. Doom and Silver's master, the firing planet who wants to destroy Earth for energy. In the Fantastic 4's lab, Johnny, the human torch has a problem , once he touches a hero of the Fantastic 4, he will turn into that hero. Human Torch holds the Thing's hand, and immediately, Ben turns back to normal and realises he can control flames of fire. In one scene, Johnny uses the hero's powers combined with his fire to defeat Victor, Dr. Doom. When Victor runs far away, Johnny uses Reed Richard's elastic hand with Thing's strong arms and Victor drowns in a nearby river and Silver is still alive after the attack of fire planet. The story continues...

Books Of Funny Birds

Today, I wrote one new book. It is ''The Bird Magazine'' or TBM in short. There's a bird in every issue and it's name is ''Ugly Bird''. Maybe I'll write this on issue 6.

A question for all of you: what does BQR mean? Here's the clue: you can find it in Mini Toons. The answer is 不求人. I bought it for my papa as Father's Day gift.

Now here is my next title of funny birds: "The Funny Birds Magazine". Brain, one of the birds on issue 3, issue of a toilet/loo/lavatory/washroom bird hatching from the toilet bowl.

AaaaaaaaaaaHHH! The ''e.dot'' man came. I can't continue now, so see you on next message, bye!

3rd week of holidays

The holidays sure are long and there still are things I have to do, like writing my book of Dead Horror, some of my titles are"The Demon Actor" and " There's Blood In My Eye''. Sometimes, I wished that my favorite library book ''Mr Midnight'' will be untouched so I can borrow it.

My house has turned to a ''Clubhouse''! Every afternoon, I will go to the kitchen and take some of my Mommy's homemade large cookies and eat it. Yummy stuff ! And again, my other books I wrote are TBM, The Bone/Ben/Beetle Magazine. My brainy book is TEACHER KID with 3 complete games on issue 3. ALI MAGAZINE is TEACHER KID's NEIGHBOURING magazine. So much in one blog message. That's all for today!