Laugh Station: My Friend Is A Prawn Monster!

Before I start, let me tell you the NEW fun station, Laugh Station, is to humour you if you have a sense of humour. Today, Chip, my Chinese friend, called me at night to say that he ate fresh prawns and shrimps. But, Chip made his mouth, hands and nightgown of Spider-man full of roe! The next- door neighbour thought Chip had blood! And he told Aunt Jane that Chip had an orange beard! Chip was so embarrassed that he cried till his mum could wash her car! I thought you would laugh, will you? Bye.................... and a happy new year!

PS: the person Carol is my friend.