Facebook

Facebook has been the latest talk around my school. I know that you must be atleast 18 or above to sign up for Facebook, so my classmates fake their age. Imagine a boy with ash black hair saying, '' I'm a 100 years old. '' What a joke.

I find it funny. My classmates always meet each other at school so why bother talking on the Net again? Who knows? Maybe next time my friends will have a Twitter account.

Thanksgiving Is Near

November 29th has always been a frightening day for turkeys. Why? It's Thanksgiving. And by the end of the day, one poor turkey would be served from the oven.

Turkey. Not the bird, but the country. You may think turkeys like Turkey, but if a Turkish farmer kills turkeys, they don't. Well, I am not a fan of turkeys. I prefer roast chicken. Nor do I like geese.

The farmer's wife can't wait for 29th of November to come.

The Amazing George Ring

Hello, readers. I've not blogged for quite a long time because some person called BILE GATES sold me a new computer but when I used that new computer, it somehow managed to transmit viruses to my old computer. After that, the new computer exploded. Anyway, as it says on the title, I'm amazing for now. Why? Because I CAN SEE YOUR EVERY MOVE FOR JUST 19 seconds. Let's see...
1. You're probably sitting.
2. You're are probably thinking I cannot see your every move for 19 seconds.......

I'm just using the word '' probably '' for the first two statements. But there is something I know that you are definitely doing.


3. You're reading this new post by GEORGE RING.


Ha ha. Lousy magic. Goodbye.

Mooncake Festival

I am not a fan of mooncakes at all. I do not like to eat mooncakes until... CW made one. One mooncake with no fillings. I like mooncakes with no fillings so the thing that I hate about the shops that sell mooncakes is that they GIVE FILLINGS! Why don't they spare a thought for other children who love ( oops, sorry, it should be loathe ) egg yolks, almond and other fillings the shops put in the mooncakes. Maybe it's the tradition. Do you reader, like mooncakes. Send in your answer to this question if you do:

Do you want fillings in your mooncakes?

SEND OR MAIL your answer if you like to a button you'll see below. Send your answer to the orange button that says MY COMMENTS.

THANK YOU,
George Ring, the creator of Suncakes

Ice- Cream, My Favourite Treat

Hello, readers, it's me again. Just a few weeks ago, I went to the Changi Airport to have lunch with NW and CW. We went to Earle Swensen's and had ice- cream. Do you like or love ice- cream? For me, I do. I especially love shebert/sherbert/sorbert. My favourite shebert flavour is lemon. It's such a pity that Swensen's only has lime or strawberry shebert. I ordered a Topless Five. The flavours was: Sticky Chewy Chocolate, Mocca Almond Fudge, Coffee, Chocolate Frosted Malt and Lime Shebert. Now, do you know what I think of Sticky Chewy Chocolate? I think it looks like dung/shit. Really, that's what I think. I like creamy and sour Ice Cream. If I had a tub of ice- cream in front of me, I gobble it down in a sec ( or maybe longer ). I bet that Vanilla Ice loved eating Vanilla Ice- Cream. Hah!

There's 2 ice- cream stores next to my school. One sells his ice- cream at 50 cents while the other sells his ice- cream at $1. I always buy the expensive one. Is that dumb or what? But still, the more expensive ice cream has a bigger portion. Reader, which stall do YOU think that I should buy from? Send your idea to MY COMMENTS.

THANKS,
George Ring

Broken Tooth

Today HW's tooth fell! There was so much blood everywhere. He finally had a adult tooth! When my tooth fell off, there wasn't any blood at all. Why? The simple answer is... my tooth was dead. The difference between dead teeth and alive teeth is their colour. Alive and healthy teeth are either yellow ( if you do not brush your teeth ), white ( if you whitened it or brushed it everyday). Dead teeth are grey. There was once I put my dead tooth under my pillow and guess what? The grey tooth became a purple $2 note. Was it my mother who put it or the tooth fairy? Do you, reader, believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Jack Frost or the Tooth Fairy? Whether all these people exist or not, it is still a mystery. ( Except for the man in red and white suit that lives in Finland. )

Also, my EXAMS have started. I kind of hate exams. I love English, Mathematics and Science, but I hate Mother Tongue. Finally, this Monday is the finals of PESA. If you reader, think I misspelled PEAS as PESA, you're wrong. Kindly scroll down this web page and read about PESA and WHAT IT MEANS.

Sincerely,
George Ring

Protect The Trees

Today my snotty Health Ed teacher kept talking about protecting the enviorement, don't waste paper and other stuff and nonsense. Worst of all, she asked us to EAT VEGGIES! I will be harming the plants if I do that. I prefer eating flesh than fresh vegs!!! I hate string beans BLAH, BLAH.....

Relax, readers. The nonsense you have just read is by a Africa man who eats humans. I won't write things like that. I LOVE veggies. I like it! But even though I like eating vegetables, there are some people that eat just vegetables ( NO RICE ), and are super eco- green. They K-I-L-L people who waste paper and they shoot construction workers who kill trees to make condos. They even have a group name. Guess what is it. They specialise in saving trees and they respect trees! They are called the Fellowship and Ancient Rights of Trees. FARTers, in short. You don't believe me right? Then check out their website!
www.farters.com/FARTers/Earth/20%search.world
Doubting me still, right? In that case, go double check by asking a health nut: "Who are FARTers?"

Also, just SWALLOW the veggies when you eat them. Why? It is because I am a part- time mad scientist. When you swallow the vegetables, you will choke. When you choke, you will vomit. So I want you to observe what is the color of the puke. When you feel better, type the color of the sick into MY COMMENTS.

Remember, eat vegetables, not veg with table.
Shut down the computer NOW and beg with your mom to cook you vegetables.
Your writer with a grin on his face, not a green on the faece,
George Ring
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