Happy Birthday Happiness

My birthday had just passed. Let me tell you what happened. I woke up in the morning. It was a surprise. CW was holding a * BB in her hands. '' Happy Birthday! '' Poor HW took his few cents to buy me a present. A Power Rangers cake was in front of me. Then, W and C gave me each a present. Awesome! But where did they hide it? One was wrapped in clear plastic, and one in a Popular bag. It was a MONOPOLY game and one was two of the latest Mr Midnight books. I thanked them and ate a mouthful of cake. Oh! Almost forgot! HW used his money to buy a Power Rangers Mask. Thanks! Also, another present from W, two years subscription to Readers Digest. My beloved PP gave me another copy of Mr Midnight. That night, I also celebrated at K Box. But it cost a bomb!

Monsters

Reader Beware, You're In The Monster's Lair.................

Gross Station: Treasures Of The Fish

Hey. Last week or something like that, CW went so early to the market... when she forsaked her sleep to buy me two fish heads. So first I ate two eyeballs, yum. And guess what? The white eyeball cooked, if you suck the ball, it'll become a crystal... wahahaha! And a bone so silver, I named it the Fisherman's Rod! Gills, of course, are what I call " Sequins Of The Sea ''. Lastly, is the tail. Watery Boomerang to you! So next time, adventurers, don't waste your time hunting for treasure .... just buy a fish!

Lucky Tour To Our World's Greatest Flyer

Hey, ever been to... Singapore Flyer? Well, I have been there. You can see Indonesia ( parts of it ) and Malaysia if it's on a clear day. It's the world's biggest ever Flyer. And the thing is, one capsule can fit 35 people! But less people bought tickets that day. And, each ticket is $29. 50. It's only for one round! My advice is, don't go. You're wasting money.