Saturday, 8 March 2008
Nice English Breakfast Today
Slurp! Yummy. I'm sooo full now because I ate a really big breakfast CW made for me! Strawberries plucked freshly from my own strawberry plant, hash browns with 0% oil, a fresh egg just laid from a hen and one juicy bacon just slaughtered from a pig! And of course say moo moo! A cup of milk that my friend Farmer gave me when he squeezed his cow! It's so nice! Come and try it, pal. Now I'm so addicted to the breakfast that I want to eat it again.... next morning! CW will only charge you $3! So what are you waiting for... hurry and come!
Wednesday, 5 March 2008
The Best Tricks To Take Goodies Instead Of Fruits
Hate fruits? Well, be the fruit bowl fiend! Here's some coool tricks.
1. Before your mum comes home from work, go to the kitchen and take the fruit bowl. Hide it somewhere your mum won't search and wait. When your mum comes home, tell her that you want your evening tea. She'll be shocked to find the fruit bowl gone. Sit back and relax. You're going to be loaded with goodies!
2. When you find out that the fruit shop uncle on holiday, tell your father or mother that you want to eat fruits. Before you leave, make sure that there are no fruits in the basket. Your parents will think that the shop has closed down and forever you won't eat fruits!
1. Before your mum comes home from work, go to the kitchen and take the fruit bowl. Hide it somewhere your mum won't search and wait. When your mum comes home, tell her that you want your evening tea. She'll be shocked to find the fruit bowl gone. Sit back and relax. You're going to be loaded with goodies!
2. When you find out that the fruit shop uncle on holiday, tell your father or mother that you want to eat fruits. Before you leave, make sure that there are no fruits in the basket. Your parents will think that the shop has closed down and forever you won't eat fruits!
Tuesday, 4 March 2008
The Best Tricks To Skip School When You Want To!
Arrgh! Time for school! That is what many of you may say. If you hate school, here are tricks to use.
1. Go to school for a while. Tell the teacher kindly that you want to help him to carry his books. steal his phone and run to the toilet. Message to your parents :
Mrs/ Mr xxxxxx, there's a ( name of important event ).
School is canceled for today. Thank you very much.
2. When you wake up, sneak into the kitchen without your parents catching you. Take a bowl of porridge Run back to your room and pour it all onto the floor. Hide the bowl. Run down to the dining room slowly and groan, " Mum, Dad, I'm so sick! I just vomitted and now I'm dizzy. ''
1. Go to school for a while. Tell the teacher kindly that you want to help him to carry his books. steal his phone and run to the toilet. Message to your parents :
Mrs/ Mr xxxxxx, there's a ( name of important event ).
School is canceled for today. Thank you very much.
2. When you wake up, sneak into the kitchen without your parents catching you. Take a bowl of porridge Run back to your room and pour it all onto the floor. Hide the bowl. Run down to the dining room slowly and groan, " Mum, Dad, I'm so sick! I just vomitted and now I'm dizzy. ''
Sunday, 2 March 2008
Terrorist Gone, Making A Movie Toilet Break, Creators Of Prison Break
I'm sure all of you by now know Mas Selemat bin Kastari. This four-day massive manhunt is so much hard work. Yet, they can't find Selamat. He is walking WITH A LIMP ON THE LEFT LEG. Whoever sees him, please call 999. If you see him and do not report to the police, you're commiting a grave offence. As the JI leader manhunt continues, try to do your part. Now, because of Selamat, even Interpol is seaching for him. This should not have happened. I'm sorry it has.
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