Father: No way! You can't marry my mother!
Boy: Why can't I? You married mine.
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Boy: I wish I was Grandpa or Grandma.... then I won't say ' Ouch ' when I drill my teeth.
Boy: Well, they wear dentures. It's fake teeth. So there's no pain.
