Singapore is one hot country

Wow, right now, I'm sweating all over my body as it's 37 degrees Celsius here in Singapore, the famous but TOO TROPICAL country. Why doesn't it snow here? And just when there isn't much sun, it starts to rain heavily. What I would like now is one cup of ICE COLD GREEN TEA, and that the sun sets quickly.
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JOKES =)

When is a door not a door?
ANS: When it's AJAR. =)

What do you get if you cross a fish and a elephant?
ANS: SWIMMING TRUNKS

What does every winner in a marathon race lose?
ANS: His BREATH

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CA1 Exams

Finally, the CA1 exams are over! I can finally relax at home during the March holidays. But I'm getting alittle bit worried. Our form teacher told us that for the Science paper, there was no one that got a Band 1. For the English paper, only FIVE people got a Band 1. Thank heavens most of the class got a Band 1 for the Math paper. Monday is the day when I get back my exam papers. My doomsday...

JOKES
It's time to get laughing! This new column features all sorts of funy jokes. Enjoy!


why is Cinderella always so lame when it comes to playing soccer?
Ans: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!

Where were french fries originated in?
Ans: Greece ( Grease )

Why does a cow give milk?
Ans: It isn't clever enough to sell it!

Why was the clock maker crazy?
Ans: He made cuckoo clocks!

What water won't freeze?
Ans: Boiling water

What fruit is never lonely?
Ans: Pears ( Pairs )