Protect The Trees

Today my snotty Health Ed teacher kept talking about protecting the enviorement, don't waste paper and other stuff and nonsense. Worst of all, she asked us to EAT VEGGIES! I will be harming the plants if I do that. I prefer eating flesh than fresh vegs!!! I hate string beans BLAH, BLAH.....

Relax, readers. The nonsense you have just read is by a Africa man who eats humans. I won't write things like that. I LOVE veggies. I like it! But even though I like eating vegetables, there are some people that eat just vegetables ( NO RICE ), and are super eco- green. They K-I-L-L people who waste paper and they shoot construction workers who kill trees to make condos. They even have a group name. Guess what is it. They specialise in saving trees and they respect trees! They are called the Fellowship and Ancient Rights of Trees. FARTers, in short. You don't believe me right? Then check out their website!
www.farters.com/FARTers/Earth/20%search.world
Doubting me still, right? In that case, go double check by asking a health nut: "Who are FARTers?"

Also, just SWALLOW the veggies when you eat them. Why? It is because I am a part- time mad scientist. When you swallow the vegetables, you will choke. When you choke, you will vomit. So I want you to observe what is the color of the puke. When you feel better, type the color of the sick into MY COMMENTS.

Remember, eat vegetables, not veg with table.
Shut down the computer NOW and beg with your mom to cook you vegetables.
Your writer with a grin on his face, not a green on the faece,
George Ring
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One Night Stay In Crowne Plaza @ Changi Airport

Welcome, my dear readers. Just yesterday, Singapore celebrated its 44th birthday. Singapore sure is quite "old". Now, everyone celebrated National Day differently. Some went shopping, some held parties in their HDB flats, condos, bungalows and in other places. Some went to the Marina Foating Bay to watch the NDP parade. But for me, I went to a hotel in Changi Airport to get a view of the fireworks. Some of the readers reading this may have gone to other hotels too to watch the parade and also not having to drive all the way to Marina. ( Recognize anyone? )

You see, I had gotten a free room on the 9th floor of Crowne Plaza @ Changi airport. And that is the tallest level. Normally, without any free rooms or discount tickets, the amount you must pay just to stay for a night will burn a hole in your pockets.

I could also hear the chimes during the Pledge Moment at 8:22. ( Why must it be 8:22, not 7:22 or 6:22? ) I saw the golden fireworks from the windows at the hotel room. Even though in Changi, the far away fireworks in Marina could still be seen. Too bad I had to check out at EXACTLY 12 am, 59 minutes and 58 seconds. I hope I would have the free room NEXT year.

Goodbye folks and my heart will forever be thumping up and my hand will be reaching down,
Your writer,

George Ring