Thursday, 12 June 2008

The Madness Of Rice And More

Oil, papers, rice, gas, milk, beef, and even canned food! Everything is increasing, so better spend LESS at the GSS. Heres how to save your money!

Step 1. Rice is increasing, right? So puke out yesterday's rice and milk to save! Keep repeating it and keep eating it, or else, STOP COMPLIANING!

Step 2. Your teacher's asking YOU to write an essay some times, right? But you wanna save paper. What do you do. Keep writing on the same paper until it is so messy that nobody can read it!

PS: The best solution is, do not do anything!

Monday, 9 June 2008

Spoof Station: Board Games

The latest stock of board games!!!!

Monoroly: Only for $65. Includes mice and a few tokens. Instructions inside. A Parkear Sisters Game.

Tatoo: Only, again, $65. Includes yards with questions and once again, a Barker Sisters Game.

Downletters: Oh, just to say it's again $65 once again. Try to form letters that really stacks down! And, needless to say, it's a Marker Sisters Game again.