Gross Things In Your Body Considered As Food

Really gross...........



1. SNOT- Doing a survey, I found out that over 600 pupils ( and counting ) in my class eat snot everyday at least once.



2. MUCUS- A lot of people are lazy to grab a hanky so they lick their mucus instead!

3. EARWAX- When you are trying to hear but there is earwax stuck in your ear, you hastily shove away the earwax and - plop - in lands in your mouth.

4. NAIL DIRT- When your nails are dirty, you may just forget about it. But MOST people are corncerned about their beauty, so they SUCK THE DIRT OFF, BITING OFF THE NAILS, which, also makes them ugly!

Welcome To “Kidz Cooking“！

Cookamania's Lost Cookbook
Chapter I
Make Your Own Canteen Lemon Chicken
What you need: A bottle of Pokka lemon tea bought from the canteen and a bowl of chicken chop
[ NO RICE }

1. All you need to do is to pour at least 3 spoonfuls of lemon tea onto your chicken chop.
2. Start eating!

DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS THE CHICKEN CHOP HAS NO GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!

Exams Are Finally Over

It's been a long, long time since I wrote a new post. This is because of my exams. Tough revision everyday! Still, it pays off. Here are my results, which, are quite lousy:

@!$#% PRIMARY SCHOOL o
SA1 Results Standard: Go^d
Teacher's Name : Unknown Class : 3Z

English Paper 2 : 58 upon 65 Target: 65 -TARGET NOT ACHIEVED!!!!
Maths Paper : 96 upon 100 Target: 100 -LEARN YOUR MENTAL SUMS!!!!!
Science Paper: 931 upon 100 Target : 96 - GOOD!!!!!!! Improved ( Sore throat )

Mother Toungue Paper : 40 upon 45 No target : Remarks - 非常好啊，george2!

Signed By Teacher: u-[; Name student : George Ring

1- As there was something wrong with the OASIS machine, the marks actually is 97 upon 100, not 93.
2-My Mother Toungue teacher has sworn never to speak English!