Sunday, 25 May 2008

Preparing For The Holidays

Well, it's the start of the holidays and to relax too, right? So that's the same for me too. But it's not me that needs to prepare. It's my mum. She needs to pack everything today AS we're going tomorrow. I hope she'll bring some fresh, homemade cookies along, I love them! But guess what airline I'm taking? The world's best................. T Airlines. Er, maybe not the best. Well, cover your eyes. It's time for the best paper. Spoof Station Special Edition: Newspapers. Episode 4. Written By George Ring.

The Treats Times: This newpaper talks all about goodies, kids. So don't think every paper is boring.

Find Your Body: I'm sure you know mosts of the newspapers you read are for humans, right? But this is specially printed by the Bloody Banks. It is for skeletons. This paper tells you the location of your body. At last you can be alive again!

The Old Paper: Turning almost 21 years old, how can this papers still tell the news? It must tell the olds! Like about the World War 2, Sir Stamford Raffles, but not something that's happening today!