Laugh Station: A Good Handphone

'' HANDPHONE EDITION. OH NO!
YOUR HAND HAS TURNED INTO A PHONE.....!

'' Chip, throw away this bad phone for me '' Said Chip's mum. A few minutes later, Chip's mum came to check on Chip. He was writing instructions on a board. '' Mum, if I teach this spoilt phone, surely it will learn manners! '' Said Chip. Chip's mum immediately fainted.

Ali, my Malay partner took me to the rubbish dump. '' Take this phone, partner '' Said Ali. '' Why? '' I said. '' It's still a good phone. You can still communicate with it! ''