Gross Station: Treasures Of The Fish

Hey. Last week or something like that, CW went so early to the market... when she forsaked her sleep to buy me two fish heads. So first I ate two eyeballs, yum. And guess what? The white eyeball cooked, if you suck the ball, it'll become a crystal... wahahaha! And a bone so silver, I named it the Fisherman's Rod! Gills, of course, are what I call " Sequins Of The Sea ''. Lastly, is the tail. Watery Boomerang to you! So next time, adventurers, don't waste your time hunting for treasure .... just buy a fish!

Lucky Tour To Our World's Greatest Flyer

Hey, ever been to... Singapore Flyer? Well, I have been there. You can see Indonesia ( parts of it ) and Malaysia if it's on a clear day. It's the world's biggest ever Flyer. And the thing is, one capsule can fit 35 people! But less people bought tickets that day. And, each ticket is $29. 50. It's only for one round! My advice is, don't go. You're wasting money.

The Best Day But With A Bad Thing

You know why I name my title that? Everything is good today, except for one.

Good thing #1. Just send WM to the airport. So for lunch, I ate 13 plates of sushi. Yum yum.
Good thing #2. Played '' Amazing Race '' with WM before fetching him to the departure centre.
Good thing #3. Get to talk to you. And it's you that I'm talking to.
Good thing #4. A few days later, it's gonna be my birthday. ( I can't tell you when. )
Bad thing #1. Ouch, broke my gums. Now one tiny piece has dropped.

Well, maybe, tommorow I'll be lucky again. Bye, you, and it's YOU.

The Best Tricks To Stop Mum From Asking You To Clean Your Bedroom

Sigh! I wish that Mum won't keep asking me to clean my bedroom! Is that what happens to you. Read this, and make sure you bring a fly swatter with you if you want the trick to be perfect.

1. Buy a few rubber mosquitoes and flies. Place them on your bed. Ask your mum whether you need to clean your bedroom. Of course she'll say yes for people that do it everyday. Go back to your bedroom, this time taking a fly swatter. Run back to your mum saying that your bedroom is infested with flies and mosquitoes. She'll ask you to don't clean your bedroom anymore.

Nice English Breakfast Today

Slurp! Yummy. I'm sooo full now because I ate a really big breakfast CW made for me! Strawberries plucked freshly from my own strawberry plant, hash browns with 0% oil, a fresh egg just laid from a hen and one juicy bacon just slaughtered from a pig! And of course say moo moo! A cup of milk that my friend Farmer gave me when he squeezed his cow! It's so nice! Come and try it, pal. Now I'm so addicted to the breakfast that I want to eat it again.... next morning! CW will only charge you $3! So what are you waiting for... hurry and come!

The Best Tricks To Take Goodies Instead Of Fruits

Hate fruits? Well, be the fruit bowl fiend! Here's some coool tricks.

1. Before your mum comes home from work, go to the kitchen and take the fruit bowl. Hide it somewhere your mum won't search and wait. When your mum comes home, tell her that you want your evening tea. She'll be shocked to find the fruit bowl gone. Sit back and relax. You're going to be loaded with goodies!

2. When you find out that the fruit shop uncle on holiday, tell your father or mother that you want to eat fruits. Before you leave, make sure that there are no fruits in the basket. Your parents will think that the shop has closed down and forever you won't eat fruits!

The Best Tricks To Skip School When You Want To!

Arrgh! Time for school! That is what many of you may say. If you hate school, here are tricks to use.

1. Go to school for a while. Tell the teacher kindly that you want to help him to carry his books. steal his phone and run to the toilet. Message to your parents :

Mrs/ Mr xxxxxx, there's a ( name of important event ).
School is canceled for today. Thank you very much.

2. When you wake up, sneak into the kitchen without your parents catching you. Take a bowl of porridge Run back to your room and pour it all onto the floor. Hide the bowl. Run down to the dining room slowly and groan, " Mum, Dad, I'm so sick! I just vomitted and now I'm dizzy. ''