Tuesday, 4 March 2008

The Best Tricks To Skip School When You Want To!

Arrgh! Time for school! That is what many of you may say. If you hate school, here are tricks to use.

1. Go to school for a while. Tell the teacher kindly that you want to help him to carry his books. steal his phone and run to the toilet. Message to your parents :

Mrs/ Mr xxxxxx, there's a ( name of important event ).
School is canceled for today. Thank you very much.

2. When you wake up, sneak into the kitchen without your parents catching you. Take a bowl of porridge Run back to your room and pour it all onto the floor. Hide the bowl. Run down to the dining room slowly and groan, " Mum, Dad, I'm so sick! I just vomitted and now I'm dizzy. ''

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

thats funny ... I will use this trick if needed but if i get into trouble i will say that you taught me how to (: hahahxx.....

Anonymous said...

Naughty boy, trying to skip school. Spank your backside and off you skip to school.

George Ring said...

Well, say it was me. I'll dress as the principal. " Teacher, don't believe this singer jj. He's a liar." Hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhass...

George Ring said...

Whoo... that sounds cool. We won't need to waste patrol fees or waste our leg energy. What a coooooool idea.