Just yesterday, I participated in the semi- finals of a competition called '' Plain English Speaking Awards '', which is PESA in short. When I say ' Plain English ', I do not mean the " plain " as in '' Plain Waffle ''. What Plain English means is using simple words that everyone will understand and it also means not using BIG words like '' philosophy '', '' aromatic '' and.... you get the idea. This competition is a storytelling competition, but not just saying any story but a story with simple words like ' big ' instead of ' GIGANTIC '. Last year, this competition was 22 years old. Now it's turned 23 years old. Last year when I was still a puny P2, I went to the competition too and lost during the preliminary rounds. Now this year, I managed to get into the semi- finals and just yesterday, I received news that I was a finalist, which also means that I went to the finals! ( What great achievement ! )
Another good thing is that - BURP - my teacher still owes me a McDonald's treat! She bet with me initially that if I went to the semi- finals, she would buy me a McDonald's meal. When I went to the semi, she said that she would buy me ANOTHER McDonald meal! She bought one value meal for me, but she stills owes me another meal! So dear teacher, if you are reading this, remember, next time bet with something else cheaper!
The FINALS are coming soon and I do hope I will win. Now, I'm signing off as I need to finish my unfinished fries and fish burger.
Until that, I'll always be your writer and eater,
GEORGE RING
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George Ring DARES you to send him one of your most terrifying accidents or most embarrassing toilet trip. Send your stories to MY COMMENTS and if you can, let George see your photos. We DARE you to tell your true stories. The most SCARY or FUNNY encounter will be published in George Ring's next post. Why don't you try?
Friday, 7 August 2009
Thursday, 23 July 2009
The Menu Of Gross Food
The food in this menu can be ordered
OR Delivered. For more details, go to http://www.cookersmenu.com/
MEN U
Freshly baked chickant with goose intestines and crow's brain- $45.00++ Exsclusive of GST
Freshly roasted sow or pig with a special THANK YOU present that is a pig's head from the sharks- $$$$$$ FREE
Uncooked chicken egg with fertilizer on the spot. Goose feathers minced avalible too. - $56.99++
OR Delivered. For more details, go to http://www.cookersmenu.com/
MEN U
Freshly baked chickant with goose intestines and crow's brain- $45.00++ Exsclusive of GST
Freshly roasted sow or pig with a special THANK YOU present that is a pig's head from the sharks- $$$$$$ FREE
Uncooked chicken egg with fertilizer on the spot. Goose feathers minced avalible too. - $56.99++
Tuesday, 23 June 2009
Holiday Trip To MALAYSIA
Hello…. I’m finally back from my holiday. Let me tell you about it. It’s ‘interesting’. Really! Trust me. Anyway, it was around 8 am when we departed. We had breakfast in McDonald’s and after we had our breakfast, we went to the Woodlands checkpoint. I do not like my new passport. My passport photo looks so…., well, that is another (boring) story.
And so began our journey to KL. Well, sorry, I was SLEEPING throughout the WHOLE journey and I only woke up when we reached the rest station. For lunch or luncheon, we went to KFC. After eating, we continued our journey and, shortly, we arrived at Holiday Inn. To me it was a short while because I was sleeping, again. We checked in at the hotel, and, once again, went to bed. Later during night time, we went to Sunway Pyramid Shopping Mall to, of course, shop.
The next day, I found myself in a bad hair day… We shouldn’t talk about that. Let us go faster…………….. We went to Sunway Lagoon. We were supposed to wear wristbands. First, we went wild with water. I sat on rubber float and went down a very long spiral waterslide. And it was totally covered. WM sat in front of me. I could feel, but I could not see. It was pitch dark, then….. SPLASH! End of the fun.
Later, after changing back to plain clothes, not a wet swimsuit, we went mad in the Cowboy’s Boots. I had to sit alone in a boot and buckle up. A man came to check whether we were buckled properly and then….. BEEP…… We went turning around. And then it went faster. So fast that I wanted to puke. Suddenly, the boots slow downed. Just when I thought it was time to go…. BEEP….. We were turning round and round again. When, finally, the boots really stopped, I felt so dizzy. Next, we went to the mini roller coaster. I sat alone, while WM sat with HW. Actually, I was not scared at all, but I don’t know why…. I just screamed. After all the fun activities, we went to the gift shop to exchange our wristbands for wristwatches. Actually, if you did not take the watch, you would get RM 10 back. But if you wanted a watch, you would not get your RM 10 back. And I think these China made watches only cost RM 1 each.
Last day in Holiday Inn….J, but….. not last day in Malaysia. We drove to Crowne Plaza and took a walk to the Aquarias the next day. What….. I know you may be searching the dictionary now or asking : What on Jupiter is Aquarias.ng the dictionary now or asking:???? I’ll explain…… It is the name of a place and it let’s you admire the beautiful sea creatures and some tropical animal for a fee, of course. At the entrance, there was a huge tank of MAN- EATING FISH,, Piranhas to be exact. Fall inside the tank, don’t even think a teenie weenie of getting out alive. Next, we went to the Aqua-Theatre to watch divers feed sharks and stingrays. He took a picture with me, too. For lunch, we went to Kenny Roger’s Roasters. I like the homemade muffins. And the chicken is the nicest. Later, we took a rest at the hotel, went for dinner and the next day was our last day in KL.
On the way back home, we stopped over at Malacca for lunch. I had a plate of chicken rice. It was not as nice as Singapore’s chicken rice. Actually, I wanted to have a McDonald’s chocolate sundae but the queue was too long. WM even tricked me into eating…. DURIAN chendol!!! I have always hated durian since young and now hate durian chendol even more.
We came back to Singapore on Sunday and on Friday, it was off to Malaysia again. This time, we went to Desaru. We first went to Kotatinggi waterfall to waddle in water. While walking on the steps, I felt something scaly. Still I continued walking. Then, WM yelled at me. I turned and saw a snake slithering away, its tongue so red! It was quite deep in the water and we had to step and hold onto the big rocks to move around. But the rocks were very slimy because of the algae. I nearly fell when trying to hold the rocks. Luckily WM carried me up. After all the swimming, I went to the loo\ toilet\ dunny\ washroom\WC\jerry\washroom\bathroom or whatever you call it, to wash up. Then, on our way to Desaru, we stopped for lunch at Jade Garden Restaurant located in Sungei Renggit. I like the lobster served there. The lobsters are so crispy that you can eat every part of the lobster, shell or meat.
And so began our journey to KL. Well, sorry, I was SLEEPING throughout the WHOLE journey and I only woke up when we reached the rest station. For lunch or luncheon, we went to KFC. After eating, we continued our journey and, shortly, we arrived at Holiday Inn. To me it was a short while because I was sleeping, again. We checked in at the hotel, and, once again, went to bed. Later during night time, we went to Sunway Pyramid Shopping Mall to, of course, shop.
The next day, I found myself in a bad hair day… We shouldn’t talk about that. Let us go faster…………….. We went to Sunway Lagoon. We were supposed to wear wristbands. First, we went wild with water. I sat on rubber float and went down a very long spiral waterslide. And it was totally covered. WM sat in front of me. I could feel, but I could not see. It was pitch dark, then….. SPLASH! End of the fun.
Later, after changing back to plain clothes, not a wet swimsuit, we went mad in the Cowboy’s Boots. I had to sit alone in a boot and buckle up. A man came to check whether we were buckled properly and then….. BEEP…… We went turning around. And then it went faster. So fast that I wanted to puke. Suddenly, the boots slow downed. Just when I thought it was time to go…. BEEP….. We were turning round and round again. When, finally, the boots really stopped, I felt so dizzy. Next, we went to the mini roller coaster. I sat alone, while WM sat with HW. Actually, I was not scared at all, but I don’t know why…. I just screamed. After all the fun activities, we went to the gift shop to exchange our wristbands for wristwatches. Actually, if you did not take the watch, you would get RM 10 back. But if you wanted a watch, you would not get your RM 10 back. And I think these China made watches only cost RM 1 each.
Last day in Holiday Inn….J, but….. not last day in Malaysia. We drove to Crowne Plaza and took a walk to the Aquarias the next day. What….. I know you may be searching the dictionary now or asking : What on Jupiter is Aquarias.ng the dictionary now or asking:???? I’ll explain…… It is the name of a place and it let’s you admire the beautiful sea creatures and some tropical animal for a fee, of course. At the entrance, there was a huge tank of MAN- EATING FISH,, Piranhas to be exact. Fall inside the tank, don’t even think a teenie weenie of getting out alive. Next, we went to the Aqua-Theatre to watch divers feed sharks and stingrays. He took a picture with me, too. For lunch, we went to Kenny Roger’s Roasters. I like the homemade muffins. And the chicken is the nicest. Later, we took a rest at the hotel, went for dinner and the next day was our last day in KL.
On the way back home, we stopped over at Malacca for lunch. I had a plate of chicken rice. It was not as nice as Singapore’s chicken rice. Actually, I wanted to have a McDonald’s chocolate sundae but the queue was too long. WM even tricked me into eating…. DURIAN chendol!!! I have always hated durian since young and now hate durian chendol even more.
We came back to Singapore on Sunday and on Friday, it was off to Malaysia again. This time, we went to Desaru. We first went to Kotatinggi waterfall to waddle in water. While walking on the steps, I felt something scaly. Still I continued walking. Then, WM yelled at me. I turned and saw a snake slithering away, its tongue so red! It was quite deep in the water and we had to step and hold onto the big rocks to move around. But the rocks were very slimy because of the algae. I nearly fell when trying to hold the rocks. Luckily WM carried me up. After all the swimming, I went to the loo\ toilet\ dunny\ washroom\WC\jerry\washroom\bathroom or whatever you call it, to wash up. Then, on our way to Desaru, we stopped for lunch at Jade Garden Restaurant located in Sungei Renggit. I like the lobster served there. The lobsters are so crispy that you can eat every part of the lobster, shell or meat.
Monday, 8 June 2009
Strange Mixtures : BEVERAGES
Have you drank a cup of plain water? Of course yes! But.......... Have you drank a cup of ketchup squeezed plain water with a mixture of salt and vinegar? Here are more strange mixtures. I dare you to try them ALL!
1. OOZY Mud Swamp- A glass of chocolate milk mixed with brown vinegar, along with some licorice. Squeeze some HERSHEYS chocolate fudge on top of it and - slurp - swallow it or drink it, whichever way you like. If you want, you may add aome blackcurrant juice.
2. CHILLY Spicy Gummy Bear- A cup of carrot juice mixed and blended with small chillies, squeezed with chilli sauce and at last, added with pounded YUPI bears.
3. MILO Doo- Doo- A normal jug of MILO dinosaur, but this time with an almond cake on top of it- POUNDED! Put some chocolate ice-cream and put tiny bits of durain for the foul smell. Smelly!
Well................ Wanna try?=)
1. OOZY Mud Swamp- A glass of chocolate milk mixed with brown vinegar, along with some licorice. Squeeze some HERSHEYS chocolate fudge on top of it and - slurp - swallow it or drink it, whichever way you like. If you want, you may add aome blackcurrant juice.
2. CHILLY Spicy Gummy Bear- A cup of carrot juice mixed and blended with small chillies, squeezed with chilli sauce and at last, added with pounded YUPI bears.
3. MILO Doo- Doo- A normal jug of MILO dinosaur, but this time with an almond cake on top of it- POUNDED! Put some chocolate ice-cream and put tiny bits of durain for the foul smell. Smelly!
Well................ Wanna try?=)
Sunday, 24 May 2009
Delicious Donuts
Finally after looking at cookbooks, CW has found a perfect recipe to make donuts and the donuts are tasty. The cookbook is called ''Bread Winners ''. But I still think Donut Empire's donuts are tastier.
WHY DO THEY CALL IT A DONUT?
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Here are some comments by readers
COOKINGMAMA@yahoo.com says: ''The first flavour of a doughnut was chocolates and nuts'?''
SQUIRRELeatNut@gmail.com says: " I think' if you make a PERFECT donut, yer get a nut, ''
ScEiNtIsTabout FOOD@ hotmail.com says: '' Invented by a loony nut????"
What do you think?
WHY DO THEY CALL IT A DONUT?
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Here are some comments by readers
COOKINGMAMA@yahoo.com says: ''The first flavour of a doughnut was chocolates and nuts'?''
SQUIRRELeatNut@gmail.com says: " I think' if you make a PERFECT donut, yer get a nut, ''
ScEiNtIsTabout FOOD@ hotmail.com says: '' Invented by a loony nut????"
What do you think?
Saturday, 23 May 2009
Gross Things In Your Body Considered As Food
Really gross...........
1. SNOT- Doing a survey, I found out that over 600 pupils ( and counting ) in my class eat snot everyday at least once.
2. MUCUS- A lot of people are lazy to grab a hanky so they lick their mucus instead!
1. SNOT- Doing a survey, I found out that over 600 pupils ( and counting ) in my class eat snot everyday at least once.
2. MUCUS- A lot of people are lazy to grab a hanky so they lick their mucus instead!
3. EARWAX- When you are trying to hear but there is earwax stuck in your ear, you hastily shove away the earwax and - plop - in lands in your mouth.
4. NAIL DIRT- When your nails are dirty, you may just forget about it. But MOST people are corncerned about their beauty, so they SUCK THE DIRT OFF, BITING OFF THE NAILS, which, also makes them ugly!
Friday, 22 May 2009
Welcome To “Kidz Cooking“！
Cookamania's Lost Cookbook
Chapter I
Make Your Own Canteen Lemon Chicken
What you need: A bottle of Pokka lemon tea bought from the canteen and a bowl of chicken chop
[ NO RICE }
1. All you need to do is to pour at least 3 spoonfuls of lemon tea onto your chicken chop.
2. Start eating!
DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS THE CHICKEN CHOP HAS NO GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter I
Make Your Own Canteen Lemon Chicken
What you need: A bottle of Pokka lemon tea bought from the canteen and a bowl of chicken chop
[ NO RICE }
1. All you need to do is to pour at least 3 spoonfuls of lemon tea onto your chicken chop.
2. Start eating!
DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS THE CHICKEN CHOP HAS NO GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!
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