Delicious Donuts

Finally after looking at cookbooks, CW has found a perfect recipe to make donuts and the donuts are tasty. The cookbook is called ''Bread Winners ''. But I still think Donut Empire's donuts are tastier.

WHY DO THEY CALL IT A DONUT?
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Here are some comments by readers

COOKINGMAMA@yahoo.com says: ''The first flavour of a doughnut was chocolates and nuts'?''
SQUIRRELeatNut@gmail.com says: " I think' if you make a PERFECT donut, yer get a nut, ''
ScEiNtIsTabout FOOD@ hotmail.com says: '' Invented by a loony nut????"

What do you think?

Gross Things In Your Body Considered As Food

Really gross...........



1. SNOT- Doing a survey, I found out that over 600 pupils ( and counting ) in my class eat snot everyday at least once.



2. MUCUS- A lot of people are lazy to grab a hanky so they lick their mucus instead!

3. EARWAX- When you are trying to hear but there is earwax stuck in your ear, you hastily shove away the earwax and - plop - in lands in your mouth.

4. NAIL DIRT- When your nails are dirty, you may just forget about it. But MOST people are corncerned about their beauty, so they SUCK THE DIRT OFF, BITING OFF THE NAILS, which, also makes them ugly!

Welcome To “Kidz Cooking“！

Cookamania's Lost Cookbook
Chapter I
Make Your Own Canteen Lemon Chicken
What you need: A bottle of Pokka lemon tea bought from the canteen and a bowl of chicken chop
[ NO RICE }

1. All you need to do is to pour at least 3 spoonfuls of lemon tea onto your chicken chop.
2. Start eating!

DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS THE CHICKEN CHOP HAS NO GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!

Exams Are Finally Over

It's been a long, long time since I wrote a new post. This is because of my exams. Tough revision everyday! Still, it pays off. Here are my results, which, are quite lousy:

@!$#% PRIMARY SCHOOL o
SA1 Results Standard: Go^d
Teacher's Name : Unknown Class : 3Z

English Paper 2 : 58 upon 65 Target: 65 -TARGET NOT ACHIEVED!!!!
Maths Paper : 96 upon 100 Target: 100 -LEARN YOUR MENTAL SUMS!!!!!
Science Paper: 931 upon 100 Target : 96 - GOOD!!!!!!! Improved ( Sore throat )

Mother Toungue Paper : 40 upon 45 No target : Remarks - 非常好啊，george2!

Signed By Teacher: u-[; Name student : George Ring

1- As there was something wrong with the OASIS machine, the marks actually is 97 upon 100, not 93.
2-My Mother Toungue teacher has sworn never to speak English!

When Will It Rain?

It has not rained for days and I'm sweating all over! Summer is the worst season! It's hot and sultry out there that even a fan cannot help! So the last resort is to on the air con. I think out there in Egypt, the people living there will continuously drink water. When will it rain and have thunder? I just hope that time will fly quickly and summer will be over! I can't wait for it to rain again!
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RAIN ASKS:
What's the worse weather for mice?
What is in the middle of RAINWATER?
What is the name of the car that appears before lightning?

RAIN IS WAITING. SEND IN THE CORRECT ANSWERS TO HIM AT '' MY COMMENTS ''
AND YOU MAY WIN TICKETS TO HIS CONCERT!!!!!-sistic

How Time Flies

I just had prepared for CA1 not long ago but now I'm going to prepare for SA1. The clock seems to be faster now but the days seem longer too. Very soon, it will be May. Time did not pass that quickly last year. This year, it is completely different! But that's also quite a good thing. December will come faster and Santa Claus will give a present faster! I just which the day would be longer and clocks will freeze. Then I will have more time to prepare for my exams! But it's a fact that time passes quickly. I cannot escape it...........

Earth Hour

Just a few minutes ago, Earth Hour ended. It was kind of creepy with no lights on. Did you turn off your lights and all other things that need electricity? For me, during Earth Hour was the most darkest hour of my lifetime. Even going to the toilet needed a torchlight! I can imagine how it was like in the past, when people's electricity got struck by the lightning, they still could see, cook or even read! But I cannot. Now I know how lucky I am to have light and electricity. Earth Hour sure thought me something. Thank goodness Earth Hour is only held once a year........