The Trip To The Zoo

Monkeys, birds, whales, bears, and more animals. The Singapore Zoological Gardens has hundreds of animals. Turtles may live in water, but they are born on land. The different skulls of monkeys can be so exciting. The sea lion that I saw is so clever! It can kiss you, shake hands with you and even say hello. Primates are mostly considered to be the most intelligent animals. Stingrays may look cute, but avoid touching it or you might end up hurt like Steve Erwin. Ostriches, though they have wings, cannot fly. But one kick of its two- footed foot and it can rip open a lion's butt! Chameleons can camouflage but if not in danger, it won't. To find out more, go to the zoo yourself!

Horrible Lizard Encounter

I was horrified! A lizard was crawling on the ceiling. CW took a paper of '' The Straits Times '' and hurled it to the lizard. Maybe the lizard did not like '' The Straits Times " very much. It ran and dropped from the ceiling. CW screamed so loudly that I think next door's neighbours could hear it. It crawled so fast that no one saw it go.


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The lizard was not found. CW thought that the lizard would crawl out of its hiding place one day. She will always panick when she sees the door.

The chicken YOU see in front of your eyes is not from KFC, Texas Fried Chicken, MacDonalds, Popeyes, or any fast food outlet. It's from CW's new house cafe, CBC. BC is not that BC you imagine. It means '' Baked Chicken". How could a baked chicken's skin taste so cripsy? The answer is flour. This recipe is so secret like Colonel Sander's recipe that it cannot be told. Some things are better not to be known.

Gross Station: The Amazing Fact About Fertilizer

Fertilizer is used to make plants grow, but do you know what fertilizer is? The answer: Cow Dung. Sounds gross right, but cow's shit really has lots of nutrients in it. But not for humans. If you want to have nutrients, eat food, not dung!

Laugh Station: Your Teeth

Teacher: What type of tooth comes out the latest?
Boy: Give us a clue.
Teacher: It starts with an A.
Boy: I know! It's a tooth of a denture.

Beware Of The Hot Sun!

Hey, it's so hot these days, right? Be careful if the sun makes your head full of pressure! If that happens, you'll have high chances of having a headache! Some people can bear it, but some cannot. If you're those that cannot, better stay in cool places, like a place with an air- con! So better watch out.

Let's Celebrate Labour Day!

Labour Day is sooo good. No school, no working constructions to disturb you, no teachers to make you copy words. That kind of day is sooo good. How I wish it's forever. If YOU want to celebrate labour day, just stop working. Don't do anything.... for it's time to relax. Not even washing plates..........