You know why I name my title that? Everything is good today, except for one.
Good thing #1. Just send WM to the airport. So for lunch, I ate 13 plates of sushi. Yum yum.
Good thing #2. Played '' Amazing Race '' with WM before fetching him to the departure centre.
Good thing #3. Get to talk to you. And it's you that I'm talking to.
Good thing #4. A few days later, it's gonna be my birthday. ( I can't tell you when. )
Bad thing #1. Ouch, broke my gums. Now one tiny piece has dropped.
Well, maybe, tommorow I'll be lucky again. Bye, you, and it's YOU.
Monday, 10 March 2008
Sunday, 9 March 2008
The Best Tricks To Stop Mum From Asking You To Clean Your Bedroom
Sigh! I wish that Mum won't keep asking me to clean my bedroom! Is that what happens to you. Read this, and make sure you bring a fly swatter with you if you want the trick to be perfect.
1. Buy a few rubber mosquitoes and flies. Place them on your bed. Ask your mum whether you need to clean your bedroom. Of course she'll say yes for people that do it everyday. Go back to your bedroom, this time taking a fly swatter. Run back to your mum saying that your bedroom is infested with flies and mosquitoes. She'll ask you to don't clean your bedroom anymore.
1. Buy a few rubber mosquitoes and flies. Place them on your bed. Ask your mum whether you need to clean your bedroom. Of course she'll say yes for people that do it everyday. Go back to your bedroom, this time taking a fly swatter. Run back to your mum saying that your bedroom is infested with flies and mosquitoes. She'll ask you to don't clean your bedroom anymore.
Saturday, 8 March 2008
Nice English Breakfast Today
Slurp! Yummy. I'm sooo full now because I ate a really big breakfast CW made for me! Strawberries plucked freshly from my own strawberry plant, hash browns with 0% oil, a fresh egg just laid from a hen and one juicy bacon just slaughtered from a pig! And of course say moo moo! A cup of milk that my friend Farmer gave me when he squeezed his cow! It's so nice! Come and try it, pal. Now I'm so addicted to the breakfast that I want to eat it again.... next morning! CW will only charge you $3! So what are you waiting for... hurry and come!
Wednesday, 5 March 2008
The Best Tricks To Take Goodies Instead Of Fruits
Hate fruits? Well, be the fruit bowl fiend! Here's some coool tricks.
1. Before your mum comes home from work, go to the kitchen and take the fruit bowl. Hide it somewhere your mum won't search and wait. When your mum comes home, tell her that you want your evening tea. She'll be shocked to find the fruit bowl gone. Sit back and relax. You're going to be loaded with goodies!
2. When you find out that the fruit shop uncle on holiday, tell your father or mother that you want to eat fruits. Before you leave, make sure that there are no fruits in the basket. Your parents will think that the shop has closed down and forever you won't eat fruits!
1. Before your mum comes home from work, go to the kitchen and take the fruit bowl. Hide it somewhere your mum won't search and wait. When your mum comes home, tell her that you want your evening tea. She'll be shocked to find the fruit bowl gone. Sit back and relax. You're going to be loaded with goodies!
2. When you find out that the fruit shop uncle on holiday, tell your father or mother that you want to eat fruits. Before you leave, make sure that there are no fruits in the basket. Your parents will think that the shop has closed down and forever you won't eat fruits!
Tuesday, 4 March 2008
The Best Tricks To Skip School When You Want To!
Arrgh! Time for school! That is what many of you may say. If you hate school, here are tricks to use.
1. Go to school for a while. Tell the teacher kindly that you want to help him to carry his books. steal his phone and run to the toilet. Message to your parents :
Mrs/ Mr xxxxxx, there's a ( name of important event ).
School is canceled for today. Thank you very much.
2. When you wake up, sneak into the kitchen without your parents catching you. Take a bowl of porridge Run back to your room and pour it all onto the floor. Hide the bowl. Run down to the dining room slowly and groan, " Mum, Dad, I'm so sick! I just vomitted and now I'm dizzy. ''
1. Go to school for a while. Tell the teacher kindly that you want to help him to carry his books. steal his phone and run to the toilet. Message to your parents :
Mrs/ Mr xxxxxx, there's a ( name of important event ).
School is canceled for today. Thank you very much.
2. When you wake up, sneak into the kitchen without your parents catching you. Take a bowl of porridge Run back to your room and pour it all onto the floor. Hide the bowl. Run down to the dining room slowly and groan, " Mum, Dad, I'm so sick! I just vomitted and now I'm dizzy. ''
Sunday, 2 March 2008
Terrorist Gone, Making A Movie Toilet Break, Creators Of Prison Break
I'm sure all of you by now know Mas Selemat bin Kastari. This four-day massive manhunt is so much hard work. Yet, they can't find Selamat. He is walking WITH A LIMP ON THE LEFT LEG. Whoever sees him, please call 999. If you see him and do not report to the police, you're commiting a grave offence. As the JI leader manhunt continues, try to do your part. Now, because of Selamat, even Interpol is seaching for him. This should not have happened. I'm sorry it has.
Sunday, 24 February 2008
Tooth Now Gone
My tooth's gone! It's been aching every time I talk! Now my other tooth is shaking. Last night, I placed it under my pillow. The next morning..... toooth gone. Replaced with a dollar note. When my tooth falls, I'll put it under my pillow. The tooth fairy has given me almost $4.50. But do you know the best way to get $100 in one day from the tooth fairy? Guess! If you guessed ' Punch out all your teeth, you're correct. Give your mum a shock! '' Mummy, no cavaties! ''
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