Farm Tour Station: Feeding Goats

Hello, blo..... ah, now I remember, it's bloggers!


For today, I have a very smelly goat farm post.
I went to Lim Chu Kang's goat farm. They sold goat milk and snacks. But, there was a feeding centre too! Too bad I did not buy hay and feed the xxxxx goats. And, a goat tried to lick a lady from China's shirt as it was green. Would yer believe that? The saliva is very sticky, so be careful if you go there!

Tour Farm Station: Froggy Farm And A '' Hollywood '' Veggie Farm

Hello, blockers... oops, bloggers. Today I have a new post called a '' Tour farm station ''. I write about going to xxxxx farms and look at the animals. But now, let's cut this crap and start today's post.....

First, I went to a frog farm in Lim Chu Kang ( lane six ). There were lots of croaking in the xxxx farm. Whoa, some of them were either mating or..... FIGHTING! When frogs are fighting, they look like eating each other up! The uncle who took care of the frogs showed me two super super duper big frogs! There were lots of drains too! I nearly fell inside one!

Second, I went to Bollywood Veggie Farm. If you minus the '' B '' in '' Bollywood '' to a '' H '', it would become Hollywood! The farm- restaurant was jointly owned by Poison Ivy! There were two notices on the door of Ivy's restaurant. They were super xxxxx! I can not tell you what was written. And, before I went to the restaurant, I saw a doggy dog party!

Find out more farmy places in my next post!

Presents And A Purple Dinosaur

I watched Barney two days ago. BJ's costume was sooo fake!

I learned how to make a christmas card!

Presents:

For me - spongbob tin with popcorn and a magic book ( 200 pages)

For XV: Supermarket set and singing 'plane.

Laugh Station: Merry Christmas

What's a human with a sack and has claws?
Santa Claus ( claws )!

CONTEST CLOSED! No winners at all! Duh! But, thou must xxxxxxxxx for it is such a xxxxxx word.

Laugh Station: As Easy As ABC

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMN..
____WE ARE NOT BABYS_____________
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contsest closed. winner: s*


Answer: 8 letters are in the alphabet. Wrong answer: 26 letters are in the alphabet.

Laugh Station: Christmas For Thirsty People

'' Oh, I'm so thirsty '' Complained a thirsty man. '' I'll give you water, but you'll have to wait for a day! '' Said a cheeky boy. '' All right '' Snapped the thirsty man. During midnight, the cheeky boy woke up. He took out a water bottle and filled it with snow. The next morning, the snow had melted. It turned into water. '' Here's your water! '' Said the cheeky boy. '' You... ''

Ho ho ho.... merry christmas, boys and girls!

Laugh Station: The Crazy Snowman For Christmas

'' I'm on top of the christmas t... AAH! '' Said the Christmas Fair's snowman. CRASH! The snowman crashed into a wax table. '' I'm on top of the wax ta... AHH! '' Said the Christmas Fair's snowman. SPLASH! The snowman fell into a swimming pool. '' I'm.... '' and before the poor paper snowman could say anything, he turned to pulp and would never come back. Foolish snowman!