Mooncake Festival

I am not a fan of mooncakes at all. I do not like to eat mooncakes until... CW made one. One mooncake with no fillings. I like mooncakes with no fillings so the thing that I hate about the shops that sell mooncakes is that they GIVE FILLINGS! Why don't they spare a thought for other children who love ( oops, sorry, it should be loathe ) egg yolks, almond and other fillings the shops put in the mooncakes. Maybe it's the tradition. Do you reader, like mooncakes. Send in your answer to this question if you do:

Do you want fillings in your mooncakes?

SEND OR MAIL your answer if you like to a button you'll see below. Send your answer to the orange button that says MY COMMENTS.

THANK YOU,
George Ring, the creator of Suncakes

Ice- Cream, My Favourite Treat

Hello, readers, it's me again. Just a few weeks ago, I went to the Changi Airport to have lunch with NW and CW. We went to Earle Swensen's and had ice- cream. Do you like or love ice- cream? For me, I do. I especially love shebert/sherbert/sorbert. My favourite shebert flavour is lemon. It's such a pity that Swensen's only has lime or strawberry shebert. I ordered a Topless Five. The flavours was: Sticky Chewy Chocolate, Mocca Almond Fudge, Coffee, Chocolate Frosted Malt and Lime Shebert. Now, do you know what I think of Sticky Chewy Chocolate? I think it looks like dung/shit. Really, that's what I think. I like creamy and sour Ice Cream. If I had a tub of ice- cream in front of me, I gobble it down in a sec ( or maybe longer ). I bet that Vanilla Ice loved eating Vanilla Ice- Cream. Hah!

There's 2 ice- cream stores next to my school. One sells his ice- cream at 50 cents while the other sells his ice- cream at $1. I always buy the expensive one. Is that dumb or what? But still, the more expensive ice cream has a bigger portion. Reader, which stall do YOU think that I should buy from? Send your idea to MY COMMENTS.

THANKS,
George Ring

Broken Tooth

Today HW's tooth fell! There was so much blood everywhere. He finally had a adult tooth! When my tooth fell off, there wasn't any blood at all. Why? The simple answer is... my tooth was dead. The difference between dead teeth and alive teeth is their colour. Alive and healthy teeth are either yellow ( if you do not brush your teeth ), white ( if you whitened it or brushed it everyday). Dead teeth are grey. There was once I put my dead tooth under my pillow and guess what? The grey tooth became a purple $2 note. Was it my mother who put it or the tooth fairy? Do you, reader, believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Jack Frost or the Tooth Fairy? Whether all these people exist or not, it is still a mystery. ( Except for the man in red and white suit that lives in Finland. )

Also, my EXAMS have started. I kind of hate exams. I love English, Mathematics and Science, but I hate Mother Tongue. Finally, this Monday is the finals of PESA. If you reader, think I misspelled PEAS as PESA, you're wrong. Kindly scroll down this web page and read about PESA and WHAT IT MEANS.

Sincerely,
George Ring

Protect The Trees

Today my snotty Health Ed teacher kept talking about protecting the enviorement, don't waste paper and other stuff and nonsense. Worst of all, she asked us to EAT VEGGIES! I will be harming the plants if I do that. I prefer eating flesh than fresh vegs!!! I hate string beans BLAH, BLAH.....

Relax, readers. The nonsense you have just read is by a Africa man who eats humans. I won't write things like that. I LOVE veggies. I like it! But even though I like eating vegetables, there are some people that eat just vegetables ( NO RICE ), and are super eco- green. They K-I-L-L people who waste paper and they shoot construction workers who kill trees to make condos. They even have a group name. Guess what is it. They specialise in saving trees and they respect trees! They are called the Fellowship and Ancient Rights of Trees. FARTers, in short. You don't believe me right? Then check out their website!
www.farters.com/FARTers/Earth/20%search.world
Doubting me still, right? In that case, go double check by asking a health nut: "Who are FARTers?"

Also, just SWALLOW the veggies when you eat them. Why? It is because I am a part- time mad scientist. When you swallow the vegetables, you will choke. When you choke, you will vomit. So I want you to observe what is the color of the puke. When you feel better, type the color of the sick into MY COMMENTS.

Remember, eat vegetables, not veg with table.
Shut down the computer NOW and beg with your mom to cook you vegetables.
Your writer with a grin on his face, not a green on the faece,
George Ring
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One Night Stay In Crowne Plaza @ Changi Airport

Welcome, my dear readers. Just yesterday, Singapore celebrated its 44th birthday. Singapore sure is quite "old". Now, everyone celebrated National Day differently. Some went shopping, some held parties in their HDB flats, condos, bungalows and in other places. Some went to the Marina Foating Bay to watch the NDP parade. But for me, I went to a hotel in Changi Airport to get a view of the fireworks. Some of the readers reading this may have gone to other hotels too to watch the parade and also not having to drive all the way to Marina. ( Recognize anyone? )

You see, I had gotten a free room on the 9th floor of Crowne Plaza @ Changi airport. And that is the tallest level. Normally, without any free rooms or discount tickets, the amount you must pay just to stay for a night will burn a hole in your pockets.

I could also hear the chimes during the Pledge Moment at 8:22. ( Why must it be 8:22, not 7:22 or 6:22? ) I saw the golden fireworks from the windows at the hotel room. Even though in Changi, the far away fireworks in Marina could still be seen. Too bad I had to check out at EXACTLY 12 am, 59 minutes and 58 seconds. I hope I would have the free room NEXT year.

Goodbye folks and my heart will forever be thumping up and my hand will be reaching down,
Your writer,

George Ring

Plain English Speaking Awards 2009

Just yesterday, I participated in the semi- finals of a competition called '' Plain English Speaking Awards '', which is PESA in short. When I say ' Plain English ', I do not mean the " plain " as in '' Plain Waffle ''. What Plain English means is using simple words that everyone will understand and it also means not using BIG words like '' philosophy '', '' aromatic '' and.... you get the idea. This competition is a storytelling competition, but not just saying any story but a story with simple words like ' big ' instead of ' GIGANTIC '. Last year, this competition was 22 years old. Now it's turned 23 years old. Last year when I was still a puny P2, I went to the competition too and lost during the preliminary rounds. Now this year, I managed to get into the semi- finals and just yesterday, I received news that I was a finalist, which also means that I went to the finals! ( What great achievement ! )

Another good thing is that - BURP - my teacher still owes me a McDonald's treat! She bet with me initially that if I went to the semi- finals, she would buy me a McDonald's meal. When I went to the semi, she said that she would buy me ANOTHER McDonald meal! She bought one value meal for me, but she stills owes me another meal! So dear teacher, if you are reading this, remember, next time bet with something else cheaper!

The FINALS are coming soon and I do hope I will win. Now, I'm signing off as I need to finish my unfinished fries and fish burger.

Until that, I'll always be your writer and eater,

GEORGE RING
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