Laugh Station: The Laughter Of The Toilet

One week ago, I went to POPULAR to read some books and I found some LOL jokes, so I thought I should write it out.

Piglet: Tigger, why are you sticking your head in the toilet?
Tigger: I'm looking for Pooh! ( Poo, get it? )

Teacher: If you have 2 goldfish, and Harold gave you 4 more, how many goldfish would you have now?
Boy: 11.
Teacher: You are sick!
Boy: YOU'RE sick! I already 5 goldfish back home.

Trip To The New Fairprice

Today after school, I went to the newly renovated Fairprice Finest at Thompson Plaza. Wow, it was nice. They sold things you do not expect to find at Fairprice. But for the magazines, I'm not quite sure. After we explored the Fairprice Finest, we went to eat dinner at KFC. We also bought some Donut Empire donuts. I just ate one. The new releases are nice.

Book Fair At School

At the bookstore - $10.55 for G. Stilton Books
At the school's book fair - $8.00 for G. Stilton Books
At the Library - Free!

See, If we minus the library, the book fair is best! Look, with Popular Card, it's $8.00 for G.Stilton books. But at the book fair, the oringinal price is already $7.99. But still, CW says, '' The library is always best! ''. What's more, the man selling the books gave a boy discount! Some ducks have all the luck! Oh, some humans.

Pandang Leaves Turns To Rice

SHREK! CW told me that pandang leaves, when mixed with water and grinded with a blender, will turn into...... a liquid like shrek's blood. She then added the pandang juice into the rice for dinner. But of course, there were also CBC with 11 herbs and spices. There's fish, too. Next time when you see pandang rice, you shall say that it is nice, but just look at the LIQUID......... nice!!!!

The First Time I Ate Long John Silvers

Yesterday, I went to Juncti8n and ate at Long John Silvers. It was nice! I've never eaten in Long John Silvers before. The fries were so nice. So was the fish. Even the peg legs were nice! Next time, maybe they will change their name to Short John Gold! Too bad they do not have a children's meal, or else I would eat at Long John Silvers EVERYDAY! Next time I shall compare the food at Short John Gold with Pizza Butt, oops!

Eating "Vehicles" Made Of Rice

Hah....... do you really think I ate a vehicle? It's actually rice with shapes of vehicles! And this

is also CW's first time making it! She added some chicken wing's too! And it's CBC's chicken wings! But if I had to make a choice, the wings are better! Ohh.... the rice has really turned to real life vehicles!!!!!!!

Trip To Malaysia

Restaurants, shops, hotels and more. From shocking KL to wonderful JB, it's always a nice scenery with no doubt. The first hotel I went to was named as, something that sounds like" Raiders Hotel " or whatever. Anyway, don't stay there, I'm warning you. Because its... terrible. There are lots of fast food restaurants in Malaysia. There is also a Discovery Centre there that shows you real life DINOSAURS! See them, but do not touch them. There are also nice mountains that lead up to France, or should I say, a french themed hotel. Up there, you can stay in a hotel named " Colmar Tropical ". You can also do wax hands up there. I went to a Japanese Tea House. I also went down the mountains and then, drove to the magnificent Holiday Inn. Boy, it was nice. Now, let's say GOODBYE.