The Madness Of Rice And More

Oil, papers, rice, gas, milk, beef, and even canned food! Everything is increasing, so better spend LESS at the GSS. Heres how to save your money!

Step 1. Rice is increasing, right? So puke out yesterday's rice and milk to save! Keep repeating it and keep eating it, or else, STOP COMPLIANING!

Step 2. Your teacher's asking YOU to write an essay some times, right? But you wanna save paper. What do you do. Keep writing on the same paper until it is so messy that nobody can read it!

PS: The best solution is, do not do anything!

Spoof Station: Board Games

The latest stock of board games!!!!

Monoroly: Only for $65. Includes mice and a few tokens. Instructions inside. A Parkear Sisters Game.

Tatoo: Only, again, $65. Includes yards with questions and once again, a Barker Sisters Game.

Downletters: Oh, just to say it's again $65 once again. Try to form letters that really stacks down! And, needless to say, it's a Marker Sisters Game again.

Pranks For The Holidays

Of course everyone needs some fun, so read this!

Trick 1. Grab your parents toothpaste and take a pin. Poke at least 10 holes to the tube. Burst out laughing when your parents have a extra load of toothpaste squirting down their mouth.

Rating: If it fails, don't blame me. I'm telling you now that it'll get you GROUNDED!

Trick 2. Apply chocolate cream on your mum/dad's hairbrush. Tell your parents that their hair look messy. Make sure that the bathroom's light is dark enough that your parents won't see the cream! You'll see them with chocolate on their hair.

Rating: LOL.

Wound That Scratched

Getting down the chair, and '' Scratch! ''. I fell down weeks ago and had a wound that it is still not healed now. Today, I got down my chair and scratched the wound. It let out endless supplies of '' ketchup '' . But although it's only slightly pain, I still have to put a plaster. I hate blood trickling down my knee. But thank goodness it will dry up soon.

Spoof Station: Movies

Written by George Ring
Edited by Louis Faerie
New Movies out now!

Spiderman's Tree: Spiderman needs a new home. He builds a tree. But Handman wants to pull it off! With the Venom's help, they pull it off.

Gardfield The Male Of Two Mittens: Jon hates his dog. It always wears his mitten and eats his leftovers. So one day Jon and his girlfriend, Fizz, bring Gardfield and Oldie to a clinic as they are going for a HOWLIDAY. Gardfield hates it. He escapes and goes to the queen's castle holding a mitten. But the queen's dog also has a mitten too! When Jon finds out, he goes there to take Gardfield back, but just to spend the whole day searching for his mitten.

Back From The Holidays

Buckle up your seat belts.... Hey there, I'm back from the tropical island in China. There's lots of things happening there. Coconut trees are very famous there. But still there are some tiring happenings there too. The HOTELS! Every two nights or less, I will shift from one hotel to another, all thanks goes to Mr xxxxx! From Mandarin to Sheraton, to HNA...........Some very fun places are like the Hainan Wildlife Park. You can see some strange animals like the tions and the ligers. A mix of the tiger and the lion. But the park is quite scary. The animals are free roaming and if YOU get down your vehicle, you are throwing away the gift that God gave you, your life! The bears there can run 20 MPM. You can get down your vehicle when it is the starting of the elk and elephant photo-taking. The elk does not look like anything. It has a head like a horse, a tail of a donkey, ears of a girrafe and a body of a deer. Other than that, I also went to many malls, like the Pearl Mall. There is also a seafood mall there too. Almost everyday I'll go to the arcade. I also went to the beach. I threw diarrhea ( wet sand ) and shit( sand ) at WM, and collected seashells. For 6 days I stayed there, and at last I'm here. PS: During WM's birthday, the bellboy gave us a cake.

Preparing For The Holidays

Well, it's the start of the holidays and to relax too, right? So that's the same for me too. But it's not me that needs to prepare. It's my mum. She needs to pack everything today AS we're going tomorrow. I hope she'll bring some fresh, homemade cookies along, I love them! But guess what airline I'm taking? The world's best................. T Airlines. Er, maybe not the best. Well, cover your eyes. It's time for the best paper. Spoof Station Special Edition: Newspapers. Episode 4. Written By George Ring.

The Treats Times: This newpaper talks all about goodies, kids. So don't think every paper is boring.

Find Your Body: I'm sure you know mosts of the newspapers you read are for humans, right? But this is specially printed by the Bloody Banks. It is for skeletons. This paper tells you the location of your body. At last you can be alive again!

The Old Paper: Turning almost 21 years old, how can this papers still tell the news? It must tell the olds! Like about the World War 2, Sir Stamford Raffles, but not something that's happening today!