Wound That Scratched

Getting down the chair, and '' Scratch! ''. I fell down weeks ago and had a wound that it is still not healed now. Today, I got down my chair and scratched the wound. It let out endless supplies of '' ketchup '' . But although it's only slightly pain, I still have to put a plaster. I hate blood trickling down my knee. But thank goodness it will dry up soon.

Spoof Station: Movies

Written by George Ring
Edited by Louis Faerie
New Movies out now!

Spiderman's Tree: Spiderman needs a new home. He builds a tree. But Handman wants to pull it off! With the Venom's help, they pull it off.

Gardfield The Male Of Two Mittens: Jon hates his dog. It always wears his mitten and eats his leftovers. So one day Jon and his girlfriend, Fizz, bring Gardfield and Oldie to a clinic as they are going for a HOWLIDAY. Gardfield hates it. He escapes and goes to the queen's castle holding a mitten. But the queen's dog also has a mitten too! When Jon finds out, he goes there to take Gardfield back, but just to spend the whole day searching for his mitten.

Back From The Holidays

Buckle up your seat belts.... Hey there, I'm back from the tropical island in China. There's lots of things happening there. Coconut trees are very famous there. But still there are some tiring happenings there too. The HOTELS! Every two nights or less, I will shift from one hotel to another, all thanks goes to Mr xxxxx! From Mandarin to Sheraton, to HNA...........Some very fun places are like the Hainan Wildlife Park. You can see some strange animals like the tions and the ligers. A mix of the tiger and the lion. But the park is quite scary. The animals are free roaming and if YOU get down your vehicle, you are throwing away the gift that God gave you, your life! The bears there can run 20 MPM. You can get down your vehicle when it is the starting of the elk and elephant photo-taking. The elk does not look like anything. It has a head like a horse, a tail of a donkey, ears of a girrafe and a body of a deer. Other than that, I also went to many malls, like the Pearl Mall. There is also a seafood mall there too. Almost everyday I'll go to the arcade. I also went to the beach. I threw diarrhea ( wet sand ) and shit( sand ) at WM, and collected seashells. For 6 days I stayed there, and at last I'm here. PS: During WM's birthday, the bellboy gave us a cake.

Preparing For The Holidays

Well, it's the start of the holidays and to relax too, right? So that's the same for me too. But it's not me that needs to prepare. It's my mum. She needs to pack everything today AS we're going tomorrow. I hope she'll bring some fresh, homemade cookies along, I love them! But guess what airline I'm taking? The world's best................. T Airlines. Er, maybe not the best. Well, cover your eyes. It's time for the best paper. Spoof Station Special Edition: Newspapers. Episode 4. Written By George Ring.

The Treats Times: This newpaper talks all about goodies, kids. So don't think every paper is boring.

Find Your Body: I'm sure you know mosts of the newspapers you read are for humans, right? But this is specially printed by the Bloody Banks. It is for skeletons. This paper tells you the location of your body. At last you can be alive again!

The Old Paper: Turning almost 21 years old, how can this papers still tell the news? It must tell the olds! Like about the World War 2, Sir Stamford Raffles, but not something that's happening today!

Aircon For Almost 4 Hours

Wow, now you know why it's called aircon. It really cons. I'm so cold now. So, if you want to relax, you've to pay, that's what they say. Try to only on it for 10 minutes. Well, that's all, but if you want to read Spoof Station Episode 3, you are welcome to.

Spoof Time!

Jurrasic Ark: A poor scientist discovers Noah's Ark! He finds an embryo in the ark. He finds out that it belongs to a dinosaur! He builds a theme park where dinosaurs don't go out of control.

The Oz World Jurrasic Park: a young man goes back to the dinosaur theme park to find an chicken egg. He is chased by the mother 0f the chicken, when it trips onto the dinosaurs tails! Oz has to run away fast.

Fartkenstien: A man named Victor Fartkenstien makes a female monster who loves and she is so small nobody is scared of her. So she makes them afraid by killing.

Spoof Station: Books

For sale now!
Rhesus Digest: A knowledgeable book all about Rhesus Monkeys.
Mewsweek: A mag about everything happening to cats today!
Fairy Hotter: A girlish book by JK Rowling all about fairies.
Hen's Health: For those male hens pecking, come grab this book of how to stay healthy!
The Baa Kimchi Code: A painting that has began to start mystery that there is a lamb eating kimchi by the Mona Lisa.

Laugh Station: Television Stars

The Adventures Of Catman: Bruce was born with his parents gone. He was raised by his butler. He becomes Catman, fighting no crime but eating fish. He has to scratch away enemies like The Poker, Mr Squeeze and Icefighter. By Marbel Heroes.

Fantastic Thor: The god which is so famous. He has to fight Trim, the machine that refuses to trim his nails. By Marbel Heroes.

Spongebob Sparepants: This underwater sponge is always going to donate spare pants. His friend Patrick Tar is always destroying roads and hardly sleeps. They have a friend named Mandy Reeks. By Tickleoden.