Spoof Station: Books

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Rhesus Digest: A knowledgeable book all about Rhesus Monkeys.
Mewsweek: A mag about everything happening to cats today!
Fairy Hotter: A girlish book by JK Rowling all about fairies.
Hen's Health: For those male hens pecking, come grab this book of how to stay healthy!
The Baa Kimchi Code: A painting that has began to start mystery that there is a lamb eating kimchi by the Mona Lisa.

Laugh Station: Television Stars

The Adventures Of Catman: Bruce was born with his parents gone. He was raised by his butler. He becomes Catman, fighting no crime but eating fish. He has to scratch away enemies like The Poker, Mr Squeeze and Icefighter. By Marbel Heroes.

Fantastic Thor: The god which is so famous. He has to fight Trim, the machine that refuses to trim his nails. By Marbel Heroes.

Spongebob Sparepants: This underwater sponge is always going to donate spare pants. His friend Patrick Tar is always destroying roads and hardly sleeps. They have a friend named Mandy Reeks. By Tickleoden.

The Trip To The Zoo

Monkeys, birds, whales, bears, and more animals. The Singapore Zoological Gardens has hundreds of animals. Turtles may live in water, but they are born on land. The different skulls of monkeys can be so exciting. The sea lion that I saw is so clever! It can kiss you, shake hands with you and even say hello. Primates are mostly considered to be the most intelligent animals. Stingrays may look cute, but avoid touching it or you might end up hurt like Steve Erwin. Ostriches, though they have wings, cannot fly. But one kick of its two- footed foot and it can rip open a lion's butt! Chameleons can camouflage but if not in danger, it won't. To find out more, go to the zoo yourself!

Horrible Lizard Encounter

I was horrified! A lizard was crawling on the ceiling. CW took a paper of '' The Straits Times '' and hurled it to the lizard. Maybe the lizard did not like '' The Straits Times " very much. It ran and dropped from the ceiling. CW screamed so loudly that I think next door's neighbours could hear it. It crawled so fast that no one saw it go.


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The lizard was not found. CW thought that the lizard would crawl out of its hiding place one day. She will always panick when she sees the door.

The chicken YOU see in front of your eyes is not from KFC, Texas Fried Chicken, MacDonalds, Popeyes, or any fast food outlet. It's from CW's new house cafe, CBC. BC is not that BC you imagine. It means '' Baked Chicken". How could a baked chicken's skin taste so cripsy? The answer is flour. This recipe is so secret like Colonel Sander's recipe that it cannot be told. Some things are better not to be known.

Gross Station: The Amazing Fact About Fertilizer

Fertilizer is used to make plants grow, but do you know what fertilizer is? The answer: Cow Dung. Sounds gross right, but cow's shit really has lots of nutrients in it. But not for humans. If you want to have nutrients, eat food, not dung!

Laugh Station: Your Teeth

Teacher: What type of tooth comes out the latest?
Boy: Give us a clue.
Teacher: It starts with an A.
Boy: I know! It's a tooth of a denture.