The Best Tricks To Take Goodies Instead Of Fruits

Hate fruits? Well, be the fruit bowl fiend! Here's some coool tricks.

1. Before your mum comes home from work, go to the kitchen and take the fruit bowl. Hide it somewhere your mum won't search and wait. When your mum comes home, tell her that you want your evening tea. She'll be shocked to find the fruit bowl gone. Sit back and relax. You're going to be loaded with goodies!

2. When you find out that the fruit shop uncle on holiday, tell your father or mother that you want to eat fruits. Before you leave, make sure that there are no fruits in the basket. Your parents will think that the shop has closed down and forever you won't eat fruits!

The Best Tricks To Skip School When You Want To!

Arrgh! Time for school! That is what many of you may say. If you hate school, here are tricks to use.

1. Go to school for a while. Tell the teacher kindly that you want to help him to carry his books. steal his phone and run to the toilet. Message to your parents :

Mrs/ Mr xxxxxx, there's a ( name of important event ).
School is canceled for today. Thank you very much.

2. When you wake up, sneak into the kitchen without your parents catching you. Take a bowl of porridge Run back to your room and pour it all onto the floor. Hide the bowl. Run down to the dining room slowly and groan, " Mum, Dad, I'm so sick! I just vomitted and now I'm dizzy. ''

Terrorist Gone, Making A Movie Toilet Break, Creators Of Prison Break

I'm sure all of you by now know Mas Selemat bin Kastari. This four-day massive manhunt is so much hard work. Yet, they can't find Selamat. He is walking WITH A LIMP ON THE LEFT LEG. Whoever sees him, please call 999. If you see him and do not report to the police, you're commiting a grave offence. As the JI leader manhunt continues, try to do your part. Now, because of Selamat, even Interpol is seaching for him. This should not have happened. I'm sorry it has.

Tooth Now Gone

My tooth's gone! It's been aching every time I talk! Now my other tooth is shaking. Last night, I placed it under my pillow. The next morning..... toooth gone. Replaced with a dollar note. When my tooth falls, I'll put it under my pillow. The tooth fairy has given me almost $4.50. But do you know the best way to get $100 in one day from the tooth fairy? Guess! If you guessed ' Punch out all your teeth, you're correct. Give your mum a shock! '' Mummy, no cavaties! ''

Donut Review: Which Shop Is Better?

Hi, pal. Do you know I'm so full I can't move? I've tried the diffrent donuts in Donut Factory and Munchy Donut but I can't tell which is better! So now I judge by the SOFTNESS. And now I know the answer. Donut Factory wins! It's not that Munchy Donut's doughnuts are not soft, but Donut Factory's doughnuts are softer. But the real loser of doughnuts is the.... bakery! Burp, bye, pal.

The Latest Discovery Of The White House

WARNING: DON'T EVER GO SEARCHING. YOU MIGHT NEARLY DIE LIKE ME.

Hi there, the person facing your monitor now! As everybody knows, the White House belongs to the president, George W Bush, and other famous presidents which are now dead. One example is Abraham Lincoln, which a few know, was shot by a supporter. George W Bush said clearly that he was walking with his first lady when he saw Lincoln in a bloody suit. George took a picture but when he clicked the ' start ' button, he vanished. The spirits of the presidents still remain in the house - the White House.

Laugh Station: My Grandparents

Boy: Father, may I marry Grandmother?

Father: No way! You can't marry my mother!

Boy: Why can't I? You married mine.

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Boy: I wish I was Grandpa or Grandma.... then I won't say ' Ouch ' when I drill my teeth.

Nurse: Why do you say that?

Boy: Well, they wear dentures. It's fake teeth. So there's no pain.