Donut Review: Which Shop Is Better?

Hi, pal. Do you know I'm so full I can't move? I've tried the diffrent donuts in Donut Factory and Munchy Donut but I can't tell which is better! So now I judge by the SOFTNESS. And now I know the answer. Donut Factory wins! It's not that Munchy Donut's doughnuts are not soft, but Donut Factory's doughnuts are softer. But the real loser of doughnuts is the.... bakery! Burp, bye, pal.

The Latest Discovery Of The White House

WARNING: DON'T EVER GO SEARCHING. YOU MIGHT NEARLY DIE LIKE ME.

Hi there, the person facing your monitor now! As everybody knows, the White House belongs to the president, George W Bush, and other famous presidents which are now dead. One example is Abraham Lincoln, which a few know, was shot by a supporter. George W Bush said clearly that he was walking with his first lady when he saw Lincoln in a bloody suit. George took a picture but when he clicked the ' start ' button, he vanished. The spirits of the presidents still remain in the house - the White House.

Laugh Station: My Grandparents

Boy: Father, may I marry Grandmother?

Father: No way! You can't marry my mother!

Boy: Why can't I? You married mine.

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Boy: I wish I was Grandpa or Grandma.... then I won't say ' Ouch ' when I drill my teeth.

Nurse: Why do you say that?

Boy: Well, they wear dentures. It's fake teeth. So there's no pain.

Laugh Station: Love Letters

It was Harold's 10th wedding anniversary and that happened to be the starting of Chinese New Year! But, Harold had some urgent business to go overseas, so he could not stay and celebrate but as he did not want his wife to be sad, he called her saying that he will send her a love letter to show his love. Meanwhile, his wife waited happily for Harold's letter but when the love letter arrived, his wife nearly fainted! It was not a letter you could read, but a letter you could eat! Look at your Chinese New Year goodies! I don't celebrate it, so I can't show you a pic!

Happy New Year

Hello, everybody, I'm back! Now it's the beginning of the year of the Rat! The best thing is that we get to go to our seniors houses and ..... collect red packets! ( So thats only good for children! ) And we can get to take as much new year's goodies you like. So it's such a good thing for New Ear to come..... oops, I mean, New Year to come!

Laugh Station: Prison Break

A cow and a chicken finnaly escaped from the animal jail. Once they went out of the gate, they had to cross the road. But, the chicken told the cow that he had to go back. '' Why and what for '' said the cow. '' Well, if I cross the road, tommorow's daily headline will be '' WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD '' '' answered the chicken.

Tongue Twisters 3

Ohhh..... HELLO! Here is a short post............................. AHHHHH! There's a thief! It is shouting: Thirty thirsty theives have no teeth!

Three hundred theifs in a three.. waiting to shout with glee!