Laugh Station: My Grandparents

Boy: Father, may I marry Grandmother?

Father: No way! You can't marry my mother!

Boy: Why can't I? You married mine.

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Boy: I wish I was Grandpa or Grandma.... then I won't say ' Ouch ' when I drill my teeth.

Nurse: Why do you say that?

Boy: Well, they wear dentures. It's fake teeth. So there's no pain.

Laugh Station: Love Letters

It was Harold's 10th wedding anniversary and that happened to be the starting of Chinese New Year! But, Harold had some urgent business to go overseas, so he could not stay and celebrate but as he did not want his wife to be sad, he called her saying that he will send her a love letter to show his love. Meanwhile, his wife waited happily for Harold's letter but when the love letter arrived, his wife nearly fainted! It was not a letter you could read, but a letter you could eat! Look at your Chinese New Year goodies! I don't celebrate it, so I can't show you a pic!

Happy New Year

Hello, everybody, I'm back! Now it's the beginning of the year of the Rat! The best thing is that we get to go to our seniors houses and ..... collect red packets! ( So thats only good for children! ) And we can get to take as much new year's goodies you like. So it's such a good thing for New Ear to come..... oops, I mean, New Year to come!

Laugh Station: Prison Break

A cow and a chicken finnaly escaped from the animal jail. Once they went out of the gate, they had to cross the road. But, the chicken told the cow that he had to go back. '' Why and what for '' said the cow. '' Well, if I cross the road, tommorow's daily headline will be '' WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD '' '' answered the chicken.

Tongue Twisters 3

Ohhh..... HELLO! Here is a short post............................. AHHHHH! There's a thief! It is shouting: Thirty thirsty theives have no teeth!

Three hundred theifs in a three.. waiting to shout with glee!

2 In 1 posts

Whoa. Hi, dude. Check this out, man. A super big prawn head, whooo! And, do you know what I like about this head? If you said the roe, then bingo! It's gross.... yah..... yah..... but it's sssssuuuuuppppppeeeerrrr delicious! Scrape the shell clean, and throw it on a plate. Mmmmm.... it's a yumm yumm for sure!

Yah, this pizza is so nice! Better than currry, better than rice! Say boo boo to Pizza Hut, cause I'm telling this pizza's cheese can pull until half of your fish tank. So do try it! DIE, DIE, must TRY!

The Gross Station: Gummy Blended Chilli Shake

Hey, bloggers! This is a really disgusting page so check this out, man! For our first time, we bring you the Gummy Blended Chilli Shake! You only need a few things:

- A blender
- A cup
- A few tiny chillis
- A few gummys
- A box of ice-cream

Now you are ready!
Step one. Throw the chillis into the mixer. Step two. Throw the gummys. Step three. On the blender and add the ice-cream . Once it's ready, pour it into a cup and drink it!!!!!!!!