Presents And A Purple Dinosaur

I watched Barney two days ago. BJ's costume was sooo fake!

I learned how to make a christmas card!

Presents:

For me - spongbob tin with popcorn and a magic book ( 200 pages)

For XV: Supermarket set and singing 'plane.

Laugh Station: Merry Christmas

What's a human with a sack and has claws?
Santa Claus ( claws )!

CONTEST CLOSED! No winners at all! Duh! But, thou must xxxxxxxxx for it is such a xxxxxx word.

Laugh Station: As Easy As ABC

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMN..
____WE ARE NOT BABYS_____________
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contsest closed. winner: s*


Answer: 8 letters are in the alphabet. Wrong answer: 26 letters are in the alphabet.

Laugh Station: Christmas For Thirsty People

'' Oh, I'm so thirsty '' Complained a thirsty man. '' I'll give you water, but you'll have to wait for a day! '' Said a cheeky boy. '' All right '' Snapped the thirsty man. During midnight, the cheeky boy woke up. He took out a water bottle and filled it with snow. The next morning, the snow had melted. It turned into water. '' Here's your water! '' Said the cheeky boy. '' You... ''

Ho ho ho.... merry christmas, boys and girls!

Laugh Station: The Crazy Snowman For Christmas

'' I'm on top of the christmas t... AAH! '' Said the Christmas Fair's snowman. CRASH! The snowman crashed into a wax table. '' I'm on top of the wax ta... AHH! '' Said the Christmas Fair's snowman. SPLASH! The snowman fell into a swimming pool. '' I'm.... '' and before the poor paper snowman could say anything, he turned to pulp and would never come back. Foolish snowman!

Prize Ceremony

'' Thanks, Dame Witchy '' I said.

Yesterday was Dame Witchy's prize ceremony. I had two book vouchers and certs. I spent the 6 $5 for Mr Midnight and Mystery books. But, the only thing that I hate about the ceremony is that there is NO light! I can hardly see. If you don't believe me, look at the photo. Bye, and DON'T learn in Dame Witchy's potion school!

Oh no! Wrong way to the exit door! I'm walking to

the Potion Room! BIING!

Laugh Station: A Good Handphone

'' HANDPHONE EDITION. OH NO!
YOUR HAND HAS TURNED INTO A PHONE.....!

'' Chip, throw away this bad phone for me '' Said Chip's mum. A few minutes later, Chip's mum came to check on Chip. He was writing instructions on a board. '' Mum, if I teach this spoilt phone, surely it will learn manners! '' Said Chip. Chip's mum immediately fainted.

Ali, my Malay partner took me to the rubbish dump. '' Take this phone, partner '' Said Ali. '' Why? '' I said. '' It's still a good phone. You can still communicate with it! ''