Laugh Station: As Easy As ABC

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contsest closed. winner: s*


Answer: 8 letters are in the alphabet. Wrong answer: 26 letters are in the alphabet.

Laugh Station: Christmas For Thirsty People

'' Oh, I'm so thirsty '' Complained a thirsty man. '' I'll give you water, but you'll have to wait for a day! '' Said a cheeky boy. '' All right '' Snapped the thirsty man. During midnight, the cheeky boy woke up. He took out a water bottle and filled it with snow. The next morning, the snow had melted. It turned into water. '' Here's your water! '' Said the cheeky boy. '' You... ''

Ho ho ho.... merry christmas, boys and girls!

Laugh Station: The Crazy Snowman For Christmas

'' I'm on top of the christmas t... AAH! '' Said the Christmas Fair's snowman. CRASH! The snowman crashed into a wax table. '' I'm on top of the wax ta... AHH! '' Said the Christmas Fair's snowman. SPLASH! The snowman fell into a swimming pool. '' I'm.... '' and before the poor paper snowman could say anything, he turned to pulp and would never come back. Foolish snowman!

Prize Ceremony

'' Thanks, Dame Witchy '' I said.

Yesterday was Dame Witchy's prize ceremony. I had two book vouchers and certs. I spent the 6 $5 for Mr Midnight and Mystery books. But, the only thing that I hate about the ceremony is that there is NO light! I can hardly see. If you don't believe me, look at the photo. Bye, and DON'T learn in Dame Witchy's potion school!

Oh no! Wrong way to the exit door! I'm walking to

the Potion Room! BIING!

Laugh Station: A Good Handphone

'' HANDPHONE EDITION. OH NO!
YOUR HAND HAS TURNED INTO A PHONE.....!

'' Chip, throw away this bad phone for me '' Said Chip's mum. A few minutes later, Chip's mum came to check on Chip. He was writing instructions on a board. '' Mum, if I teach this spoilt phone, surely it will learn manners! '' Said Chip. Chip's mum immediately fainted.

Ali, my Malay partner took me to the rubbish dump. '' Take this phone, partner '' Said Ali. '' Why? '' I said. '' It's still a good phone. You can still communicate with it! ''

Laugh Station: My Friend Is A Prawn Monster!

Before I start, let me tell you the NEW fun station, Laugh Station, is to humour you if you have a sense of humour. Today, Chip, my Chinese friend, called me at night to say that he ate fresh prawns and shrimps. But, Chip made his mouth, hands and nightgown of Spider-man full of roe! The next- door neighbour thought Chip had blood! And he told Aunt Jane that Chip had an orange beard! Chip was so embarrassed that he cried till his mum could wash her car! I thought you would laugh, will you? Bye.................... and a happy new year!

PS: the person Carol is my friend.

Pizza Night And Deeparaya

Wow! CW made me fine pizzas with bacon, ham and pineapple! And would you believe it, I ate a whole pizza. My tummy wanted to explode. There was still had a whole lot of pizzas left. Maybe I can eat them for break-fast!

Deeparaya is a mix of Deepavali and Hari- raya. We celebrate after fasting. We can eat whatever we want. Still, I need to go. Bye!